Why can't you digest corn?

[Mike_Yates]

Why are there always kernels of corn in your shit?

Why can't your digestive system digest corn?

 

[pointless]

try chewing it.

 

[CHNOPS]

try chewing it.

Yiccchhh.

Oh, the corn.

 

[pointless]

sure.

 

[shewantsmore]

Why would you want to anyway its vile stuff

 

[shoulderblade]

Why are there always kernels of corn in your shit?

Why can't your digestive system digest corn?

I don't think Corn is really a food. As far as I can see it is a bundle of starch with little nutritional value covered with a plastic looking coating. The body may not be able to digest the protective coating though there is nothing much while inside.

Don't eat the stuff myself.

 

[Bert Notorius]

The stomach environment is acidic. Corn is broken down better in a basic environment, even primitive cultures knew that.

 

[thør]

The stomach environment is acidic. Corn is broken down better in a basic environment, even primitive cultures knew that.

Add oxygen!

 

[CHNOPS]

Add oxygen!

Don't!! Don't!! It'll burn!!

 

[thør]

Don't!! Don't!! It'll burn!!

That's jalapenos (tomorrow).

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Just pop it!

 

[semen4her]

Fuck you!

Why can't YOU digest corn?

 

[CHNOPS]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94ynkb06AeU

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

I am going to remember this thread the next time I plant corn. Someone else will have to shuck it.

 

[1hotbabe]

http://www.livestrong.com/article/477602-why-does-the-human-body-not-digest-corn/

 

[doctor_insanus]

Uh oh.

This could be the beginning of another shit cycle from Mike.

Twenty bucks says he posts some fantasy about that Slaughter chick taking a dump on his chest.

 

[shoulderblade]

http://www.livestrong.com/article/477602-why-does-the-human-body-not-digest-corn/

Thanks for that. A nice, brief exlanation of the situation.

I had never really thought about it.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Uh oh.

This could be the beginning of another shit cycle from Mike.

Twenty bucks says he posts some fantasy about that Slaughter chick taking a dump on his chest.

I would LOVE for Susan Slaughter to either take a dump on my chest or into a paper plate so I can smear it all over her.

http://thumbnails.hulu.com/457/50019457/119010_512x288_generated.jpg

 

[Liar]

Ok, thread over. Everybody go home.

 

[fair_warning]

Why are there always kernels of corn in your shit?

Why can't your digestive system digest corn?

You mean you can't digest it?
You need a good doctor...

 

[girlsmiley]

funny thread

Corn is delicious!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

'Specially popped in coconut oil and lathered with butter and salt...




... or with a T-Bone...




... Coors...

 

[girlsmiley]

'Specially popped in coconut oil and lathered with butter and salt...




... or with a T-Bone...




... Coors...

I want to hug you.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I want to hug you.

Hugs are better than corn!

 

[girlsmiley]

Hugs are better than corn!

Yes!!!