Why Cant I Win The Dam Lottery!!!

[icy]

Every Wednesday and Saturday I run off to the nearest liquor store where I trade my $5 bill for my quick pick ticket. Filled with anticipation, I am lead through hopeful dreams of restful days and carefree nights only to hear the winning numbers that leave me utterly bitter and disappointed. *Will the luck, fortune, and lottery gods please come forth and drop a crumb to my poor, broke and lonely soul?

Ps. I swear to share with all those who know they deserve it

 

[Semler]

Same here. I play the multi state powerball but never get close to winning.

 

[Ice Cold]

Usually you have to be ultra young, or in some kind of lottery pool with a bunch of illegal immigrant working in a factory together. Deserving people never win.... it's rigged against us!!!

 

[morninggirl5]

I'm just curious, why do you want to win a dam?

 

[icy]

He-HeHE

I'm just curious, why do you want to win a dam?

Well I guess because I am so thirsty to win the California State Lottery that is up to 89 million so far....thought I would share my thirst and longing with the rest of Lit...

 

[morninggirl5]

The dam is holding back 89 million gallons of water?


What are you going to do with all that water, surely you can't drink it all by yourself.

 

[icy]

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The dam is holding back 89 million gallons of water?


What are you going to do with all that water, surely you can't drink it all by yourself.

My valley is massive and in a bit of a drought