Why Are You Fat?

[TonyClifton]

I am not fat. I am just big boned.
- Eric Cartman

"Big Boned" from Wikipedia:
Being "big boned" is Eric Cartman's excuse for being fat.

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[TonyClifton]

"I know what you mean. I ate an apple yesterday and felt guilty."
- Karen Carpenter

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[Frizzle_Fry]

B/c I like weed+junk food....

 

[remy_lebeau8]

Beer and whiskey

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

Beer and whiskey

the other acceptable reason.....

 

[CandiCame]

B/c I like weed+junk food....

You ever watch porn with a bag of marshmallows and then stop and think, "Damn, I'm high... Where's teh youtubes? I wanna listen to 'high as fuck'. Fuck off other people, these are my special porn marshmallows, and they're MINE!"

I really want some weed.
And marshmallows.

 

[dirtwrench]

I'm fat because I am too lazy to do that xersize, no wait, exurcise, still not right, exersize. Fuck it I can't even spell it.

That and I like my beer, overly large portions of good food, junk food, etc.

Oh ya, and I'm happy to be me