Me? well, that would depend on my interpretation of 'here'; as is evident, everyone who posts views it differently Globaly, Localy, philosophically... I guess my best answer to any of those is to make friends.
I am sitting here at this moment trying to think of a good answer to this question...but hmmm...I thought I had one earlier...but I think I am a glutton for punishment...I am going to look in my dictionary and see the meaning of 'friend'. because I feel like it must say somewhere in there that anyone can have a friend but ...Icey. !!