Why are husbands

[Shylady]

so darn irritating in the mornings? When they are supposed to be sleeping so you can be online, they have to be up, making noise , turning on lights, waking the kids?

Can someone explain this please?

 

[Wizard]

??????????????? Cause we are men?....................

And thats what we do.........................................

 

[Bob Peale]

Union rules.

We get fined if we don't interrupt a certain amount of fun each week.

 

[Shylady]

lol y'all are all smart asses too ya know


he is lucky I didn't use that shotgun on him, before he went out to make noise with it!

 

[SoftPeaches]

hey, you're lucky, at least yours is up. Mine doesn't roll out of bed until almost 3 sometimes. Take advantage, Shylady, make him mow the lawn or fix something!

 

[Shylady]

but Peaches at 6am? when it is supposed to be quiet and dark?


hmmm maybe i should lure him back to bed

 

[Bob Peale]

hey, you're lucky, at least yours is up. Mine doesn't roll out of bed until almost 3 sometimes. Take advantage, Shylady, make him mow the lawn or fix something!

3? Hell, I couldn't sleep til 3 even if I didn't go to bed until 2:30!

 

[OUTSIDER]

Tell him to put down the shotgun and go fishing with the kids instead

 

[SoftPeaches]

Kinda hard, Outsider, I'm still eating for our first.....
I knew when I married the bum that he was a night owl, but it is difficult to break a man of a 30 year habit.

 

[OUTSIDER]

LOL, tell him to bugger off then and do something less noisy then.

 

[batter]

Good Night Shylady!!

why not ask him to get everything packed and ready the night before so he doesn't wake up the household.
or maybe go and stay at a buddy's place if he is going with others so they can get an early start hunting or fishing.

hey, we all need our beauty sleep!

 

[Starfish]

I keep mine up all night, so that he is out for the better part of the morning.

That way I can paint in peace and quiet.

 

[Shylady]

Well Outsider, he does take the kids fishing, you just have to wait til fishing season *who knew fish had seasons?*

And yes, Batter when it is a planned hunting trip everything is packed the night before so he doesn't disturb people here, The problem today is that he couldn't sleep, so why should anyone else? not to mention it kept me out of lit for a while lol


Starfish I tried that, but guess last night wasn't enough, I had to take him back for more this morning ahhhh gotta love a man as easily enticed as mine.

 

[Nathon_88]

More union rules.

"Thou shalt not let the birds have one day of peace and quiet, nor your family, during hunting season."

 

[Shylady]

hmmmmmm I think I should talk to this union

 

[Gilly Bean]

Well, my hubby doesn't seem to be like that. Maybe I am just lucky. He is very considerate. Let's me go shopping if I want, does the dishes, and cleans up the living room, he lets me sleep in on the weekends while he gets up with the kids. When our 2 year old was an infant, he refused to sleep through the night ever. My husband was up with him more then I was. He would rock Chris to sleep. He never complains about the phone bills if I am calling my long distance friends to much. He tells me every day that he loves me, and thinks I am beautiful. He is wonderful. He doesn't go hunting. He doesn't go spend nights out at the bars with his friends every week.

 

[batter]

Shylady

his being up kept you off of Lit for a while!!!
the nerve of some peoples kids!!
i say if it happens again,
SHOOT THE BASTARD!!! LOL

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Once a month we have to walk the perimeter of the house and pee in all the corners. It's an Alpha-Wolf thing. Sorry if this disturbs you but it's neccessary. I mean, you haven't been sacked by Vikings in a long time now, have you?

 

[Shylady]

Well Gilly my hubby doesn't stay out and he helps me alot but there are days I would rather him go hunting. He gets stir crazy if he can't go outside sometimes.

Batter I agree, he can't cut into my lit time that is just inhuman


Dixon maybe being sacked is what we need.

 

[Curious Guy]

Fantasies of being a sacking Viking, damn. Lord but I love those shorts.

 

[Shylady]

lol Curious Guy, they are my hussy shorts

 

[Curious Guy]

Yep, they sure are.

 

[Shylady]

*wiggling for Curious Guy*

 

[Harpoon]

Dixon maybe being sacked is what we need.

Grabbing a sack and heading for Shy's house...

 

[batter]

LOL Shylady

*wiggling for Curious Guy*

no butts about it. hehehe
your "cheekyness" does not go un noticed.


btw. have i ever told you i like your av?