Why are creative geniuses philanderers?

[NoJo]

...and, more to the point, if I start screwing around, will that enhance my writing?

 

[Liar]

I had a reply, but then I realized I had confused philanderer with philantropist.

 

[rgraham666]

I have no one to philander on, or with.

Oh my God! I'm not a creative genius after all!

There goes the last shreds on my self esteem.

 

[logophile]

...and, more to the point, if I start screwing around, will that enhance my writing?

Let's find out...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Okay, I'm here, who wants to be brilliant?

 

[logophile]

Okay, I'm here, who wants to be brilliant?

Me! Me! Pick me!

 

[CharleyH]

...and, more to the point, if I start screwing around, will that enhance my writing?

Yes.




.... If you still want to write.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Me! Me! Pick me!

Um, the girl in the front row, the one with the big smile.

 

[rgraham666]

Um, the girl in the front row, the one with the big smile.

Damn. Couple of minutes too late, again.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Damn. Couple of minutes too late, again.

C'mon, Rob, you know there's enough love and genius to go around.

 

[sophia jane]

I think I'd like to volunteer for this experiment too, please.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I think I'd like to volunteer for this experiment too, please.

SJ! You're looking smurfy today.

 

[rgraham666]

C'mon, Rob, you know there's enough love and genius to go around.

True. But I'm a selfish bastard.

 

[Guest]

Okay, I'm here, who wants to be brilliant?

im so damn brilliant, you must wear protective gear around me.
not genius, but scarily on target with a ton of conspiracy theories...
beware the chap stick!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

im so damn brilliant, you must wear protective gear around me.
not genius, but scarily on target with a ton of conspiracy theories...
beware the chap stick!

That's my favorite kinda brilliant, Suzy.

 

[Guest]

That's my favorite kinda brilliant, Suzy.

any time. you do know how to whistle don't you?
just put your lips together and blow.
this is especially difficult if you're wearing a thong.

 

[cloudy]

any time. you do know how to whistle don't you?
just put your lips together and blow.
this is especially difficult if you're wearing a thong.

Ah, the great chapstick conspiracy rears it's ugly head. It's infiltrated everything, damn it!

 

[Guest]

any time. you do know how to whistle don't you?
just put your lips together and blow.
this is especially difficult if you're wearing a thong.

Nothing is difficult if you're wearing a thong.

Oh - except cross-country skiing, I guess.

I've blown while wearing a thong many, many times and -

Never mind.