Why are British Radishes wank?

[FataMorgana]

I really need to know as my life feels empty and meaningless since Spaceboysquarepants rocked me to the core in Iso on the radish front.

 

[thør]

Alaskan radishes are spicy. You can get 2 to 3 crops of them here even with the short growing season.

 

[FataMorgana]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH OUR RADISHES?

Seriously they just taste like crunchy water.

 

[thør]

Your soil is worn out.

 

[spacekowboy]

I prefer whoresraddish.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I really need to know as my life feels empty and meaningless since Spaceboysquarepants rocked me to the core in Iso on the radish front.

It's so you don't spoil your palate for boring food.

 

[thør]

I prefer whoresraddish.

Ah, you like the sauce.

 

[spacekowboy]

Ah, you like the sauce.

Nothing better on a roast beef sammie.

 

[FataMorgana]

Nothing better on a roast beef sammie.

Sandwich.

Cunt.

 

[thør]

Nothing better on a roast beef sammie.

As long as it's not boiled British beef.

 

[FataMorgana]

As long as it's not boiled British beef.

Er...brisket?

 

[FataMorgana]

Irish beef is best though.

 

[thør]

Er...brisket?

That's for bbq. I wasn't aware of any bbq in the UK.

 

[FataMorgana]

That's for bbq. I wasn't aware of any bbq in the UK.

We don't barbeque brisket in this neck of the woods. Cooked in water very slowly.

 

[thør]

We don't barbeque brisket in this neck of the woods. Cooked in water very slowly.

That's too bad.....

 

[FataMorgana]

That's too bad.....

Nope, it's gorgeous. My mum's was fab. My sister tried it once but it was like eating a fucking shoe.

 

[thør]

Nope, it's gorgeous. My mum's was fab. My sister tried it once but it was like eating a fucking shoe.

Brisket without smoke is like herring without crackers.

 

[spacekowboy]

Sandwich.

Cunt.

She told me her name was Sammie.

 

[FataMorgana]

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She told me her name was Sammie.

That's put me right off brisket.

 

[neci]

Er...brisket?

you call brisket boiled meat!? what in the hell. come visit me and i’ll smoke you a proper brisket and get you some watermelon radish seeds. proper radishes should be spicy and have a good crunch.

 

[spacekowboy]

That's put me right off brisket.

The way y'all make it I can see why.

 

[FataMorgana]

you call brisket boiled meat!? what in the hell. come visit me and i’ll smoke you a proper brisket and get you some watermelon radish seeds. proper radishes should be spicy and have a good crunch.

You come visit me and I'll show you what misery tastes like.

 

[thør]

Are you saying that when I visit the UK in October I should pack my own food for the trip.

 

[FataMorgana]

Are you saying that when I visit the UK in October I should pack my own food for the trip.

God no, just avoid the radishes. Have mushy peas instead. With mint sauce.

 

[thør]

Mushy peas? Do you people ruin everything you cook?

Thank God for cheese.