Why are Americans so fat and stupid?

[blobfish]

The GB needs more controversy.

We all know that Americans are fat and stupid, but why? Television? Europe has that too.

 

[blobfish]

Is it the gravy they put on everything?

 

[doll_parts85]

Is it the gravy they put on everything?

You should watch Supersize vs Superskinny. Crazy shit some fat British people eat.

 

[blobfish]

You should watch Supersize vs Superskinny. Crazy shit some fat British people eat.

How could any Britons be fat? All they have to eat are jellied eels and kidney pudding.

 

[doll_parts85]

How could any Britons be fat? All they have to eat are jellied eels and kidney pudding.

anddd cadbury, kinder beunos, happy hippos, hobnobs, jaffa cakes, bounty...and a zillion other amazingly yummy things.

 

[HAL_9000]

Robots. They have replaced thinking and physical activity.

 

[blobfish]

anddd cadbury, kinder beunos, happy hippos, hobnobs, jaffa cakes, bounty...and a zillion other amazingly yummy things.

That list of foods sounds like a Lewis Carrol poem.

 

[Recidiva]

Because, that's why. So shut up before I take your oil with this drone.

 

[doll_parts85]

That list of foods sounds like a Lewis Carrol poem.

I have a bit of an obsession with uk imported food.

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTo_PqhCe5o

 

[blobfish]

Because, that's why. So shut up before I take your oil with this drone.

Keep eating, Gringo. It'll make you easier to beat when the Reconquista begins.

 

[Recidiva]

Keep eating, Gringo. It'll make you easier to beat when the Reconquista begins.

Can I get that at Taco Bell? Is it like a chalupa?

 

[blobfish]

Can I get that at Taco Bell? Is it like a chalupa?

No. Unlike Taco Bell, the Reconquista is authentically Mexican.

 

[Leslie22]

Because they don't put enough money into education and other things.

 

[Recidiva]

No. Unlike Taco Bell, the Reconquista is authentically Mexican.

Oh. Like chewawas. The guy from Star Wars.

 

[blobfish]

Because they don't put enough money into education and other things.

Sorry, I forgot to mention that this thread excludes commie Beatle haters.

 

[warrior queen]

Because they don't put enough money into education and other things.

No, it's because they class ketchup as a serve of vegetable.

 

[Adre]

The GB needs more controversy.

We all know that Americans are fat and stupid, but why? Television? Europe has that too.

Mirrors?

 

[HAL_9000]

Because they don't put enough money into education and other things.

And more stuff, too!

 

[blobfish]

Oh. Like chewawas. The guy from Star Wars.

Yup. He's the Wookie that stands around in the Home Depot parking lot until someone comes around looking to recruit some folks to fix his roof and join a rebellion to overthrow the Galactic Empire.

 

[HAL_9000]

No, it's because they class ketchup as a serve of vegetable.

You talk funny.

We technically classify catsup as a serving of vegetables.

 

[doll_parts85]

No, it's because they class ketchup as a serve of vegetable.

my body thinks ketchup is a fruit/veggie. makes me super sick whenever I eat it. lol

 

[HAL_9000]

my body thinks ketchup is a fruit/veggie. makes me super sick whenever I eat it. lol

Tomatoes are actually a legume.

 

[doll_parts85]

Tomatoes are actually a legume.

whatever it is. my body can't digest tomatoes, even in ketchup form.

 

[Recidiva]

Tomatoes are actually a legume.

What the fuck kind of sense does it make to be a fruit until it's picked and then a vegetable?

Bet an American came up with that.