Why am I re-registering as a Democrat and supporting Algore & Alqaeda...

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

I'm winning, NOW!

 

[RobDownSouth]

As if.

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

Imagine that Throb, I've rejoined the party and embraced our allies...






I might as well since it's the only way I'll ever see any of my tax money; I'm in line, just like all good Soviet...

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

10:1 says Throb missed the whole point of the thread, and who ever nails it first can verify it for me...






Clue Throb; it's about Democrat M_______...

 

[RobDownSouth]

Imagine that Throb, I've rejoined the party and embraced our allies...






I might as well since it's the only way I'll ever see any of my tax money; I'm in line, just like all good Soviet...

You'd never be a Democrat. Democrats are champions of truth, justice and the American Way, three ideals that are absolutely foreign to your toxic personal philosophy.

 

[Morwen]

You got it all wrong. There's no bigger supporter of Al-Qaeda and your Pakistan rogue regime than your Star-spangled banner defense contractors.

They want the wars, they started the wars, they bought and paid for the politicians who brought you these wars and they bought and paid for this new politician who will continue these wars.

Asshole chumps like you give them propaganda for free, day and night, playing their game.

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

Morwen needs to stand up...

 

[The Mutt]

On my deathbed I'll join the Republican party.

Better one of those fuckers should die...

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

On my deathbed I'll join the Republican party.

Better one of those fuckers should die...

No, no, no, no, no...,




You want to register Democrat so you can keep voting for Al Franken and Will Smith...

 

[RawHumor]

You'd never be a Democrat. Democrats are champions of truth, justice and the American Way, three ideals that are absolutely foreign to your toxic personal philosophy.

LMAO

This is classic, especially in light of the goings-on in Illinois lately.

 

[TheReapersWife]

Reason I'd join the Democratic Party

I wrote this letter and drew the picture.

http://fc91.deviantart.com/fs24/f/2007/354/a/1/Dear_Ann_Coulter__by_belladonna_atropa.jpg

The text:
Dear Ann Coulter,

While reading your book The Church of Liberalism: Godless, I had an epiphany I wanted to share with you. Knowing your sense of humor, I thought you'd appreciate it.

In the middle of chapter two "The Passion of the Liberal: Thou Shalt not Punish the Perp" where you were going over the many (stupid)reasons liberals object to the death penalty, one of them was that it doesn't discourage crime. While reflecting upon it, it occured to me: it's not that the prospect of capital punishment isn't enough of a deterrant. It's these damn liberals screwing with the justice system; it drives people to murder! I'm overcome with bloodlust just thinking about it! Whether or not these "liberal pets" were conservative before their crimes were committed, has no bearing on their enlisting the Left's help once they've been caught. If I was in that position, I'd make friends with the dirty liberals too, just so I could get close enough to spit in their coffee. Satisfaction gaurenteed.

 

[RawHumor]

No, no, no, no, no...,


You want to register Democrat so you can keep voting for Al Franken and Will Smith...

He's voted Democrat all his life... and at least in some states, will continue to vote Democrat long after his life is over.

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

LMAO

This is classic, especially in light of the goings-on in Illinois lately.

Okay, I laughed. I vote you Johnny Carson of Lit...

 

[RightField]

You'd never be a Democrat. Democrats are champions of truth, justice and the American Way, three ideals that are absolutely foreign to your toxic personal philosophy.

Truth: Like William Jefferson Clinton, Rod Blago, Dan Rostenkowski. How about like supporting the teacher's union when they know that the way to better education is the opposite of the teacher's union's planks? How about supporting the Unions and supporting their bailout when they know that support for that economic agenda is ruinous? How about the Union's request for the "Free choice" amendment which is just the opposite of free choice. How about the luddite approach to global warming where we return to a more agrarian lifestyle to reduce our dependence on oil. Is that "truth" in your eyes?

Justice: Lets go back through the Blago thing...a perfect picture into the concept of democrats' "justice". It is where William Jefferson is caught with his hand in the tiller, but because he's a democrat, they defend him. When Republicans get caught with corruption, they are forced out of public office by their own party, but when it's a dem, they rally around him.

American Way: Democratic policies will bankrupt us and turn us into socialist toadies all praising and pimping for the all-powerful political professionals in an attempt for them to shower some of the largess of government confiscated wealth upon us so we can be wealthy and rich like AlGore and fly around in our own private jets while advocating for everyone else to give up their automobiles and go back to bicycles. That's what happens with all the wealth and power is centralized in Government.

So, the democrats way is just the opposite of truth, justice and the American way. It's about power and control, period.

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

I'm against the death penalty too...






'Cept the Gitmo Club crowd. Kill 'em all, let Allah sort them out.

 

[Rowdy_Y]

Do you get a free hot plate, at least?

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

Right Field, you know Blago's an independent, right?




He voted for Bob Barr...









He's really all alone out there, he got thrown further from the bus than anyone yet!

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

Do you get a free hot plate, at least?

FINALLY! That's a damned good question, but did you mean, rice-steamer?

 

[Rowdy_Y]

FINALLY! That's a damned good question, but did you mean, rice-steamer?

Pocket fisherman?

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

Pocket fisherman?

Yes, but let's not make this personal...

 

[Rowdy_Y]

Yes, but let's not make this personal...

Set it....


And forget it!!!

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

What?

 

[Rowdy_Y]

What?

Another fine RonCo product.

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

Another fine RonCo product.

I hope it's more durable than an M-16...




Ayers, Me Matey, we're ALL Somalis NOW...

[tone = messiah]
It's a man's world, I got to tell you, Dowd's in the back, Michelle's in the back, Geraldine's in the back, Hillary's in the back, Palin's in the back, Noonan's in the back, Barney's trying to get into the front seat, I guess he didn't pay attention to Blago 3:16... [/tone]

 

[unregistered]