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Walkin through Mannhattan today I see some green-haired fuck selling lubricated horse whips ...do they need to be lubed? I don't know, still it got me thinking about something, This chick keeps emailing me about chocolate funzines she wants me to hand over and I say leave your money on the table you know what the fuck am I supposed to say to that?

I want to hear from all of you out there into good old fasioned ass-munching (munch munch) lotsa tounge-darts and through rimming, know what I mean?

I know I got a cute ass, and lets here from some of the newbys round her, whut the fuck?
 
You ar fuckin grose im not intoo thatstuf. i'll show u my weenie
 
Sounds so good to me, Sparkman, you know the Dr. and I have been working with an anal cleanser this morning, the skys are beautiful today. Lovely.
 
Good stuff, blue, right on the tip of my tongue. Any body into plank spankin'?
 
The Trolls must be extremely bored today. They usually attack all the good threads like Cheyennes thread about charities or Muffs thread about women's right to vote!
 
Ooooh come over to me, I'm the perfect woman, I turn into a pizza when you're all done with me.
 
Me and Frankie bunchkins love the anal munching thing, especially when I'm wearing my see-through rabbit costime, we are convinced that anal pleasure is best shared between intelligent healthy people, and I can't see why anyone couldn't love beautiful old me, here's a link and see if this doesn't turn you on, fellas. This is me: http://www.twistedscrew.com/gallery/o/103/401445.JPG
 
I'm really getting sick and tired of all this senseless posting, you are pushing perfectly good threads off the front page, threads with people who have something usefull to share.


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NOW WHO WANTS TO FUCK SYREN?
 
I know you want me, come here my little cum dumpster, you can't resist my charms.
 
Okay, I'll bite. Ya'll know I'm nothing but a fat ass slut anyway.
 
You know...this was a little funny at first....but name calling to some of the members isn't

Go back to the fun stuff and feel free to make fun of me! :)
 
R Nightlite said:
My girlfriend is only three feet tall.

I'm nuts over her.
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Sweetie how many time do I have to remind you, I am only three feet tall sitting on my knees. I am 5'1 standing :)
 
Maybe it's just me I am not sure but I have never called a woman an asshole before. It seems such a male descriptive term doesn't really fit females to me. Wonder why that is?
 
Ha ha ha ha ha! No! I'm going no where! I'm this boards biggest (litterly) flirt! I'm not going anywhere!
 
Sparkey Kronkite said:
Walkin through Mannhattan today I see some green-haired fuck selling lubricated horse whips ...do they need to be lubed? I don't know, still it got me thinking about something, This chick keeps emailing me about chocolate funzines she wants me to hand over and I say leave your money on the table you know what the fuck am I supposed to say to that?

I want to hear from all of you out there into good old fasioned ass-munching (munch munch) lotsa tounge-darts and through rimming, know what I mean?

I know I got a cute ass, and lets here from some of the newbys round her, whut the fuck?
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I can't remember the last time I posted without a quote.
 
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