Who's Your Daddy Bitch?!

[MADDOG]

What's the dirtyest and/or wierdest thing you've ever said to your partner in bed? Did it work for them? Did it work for you? Was it something you've always wanted to say or did it just slip out?! Also, what things do you like to hear and say to your partner in general?

MADDOG

 

[Nexxus]

I think it was the time I was dressed up in that red hooded outfit and I said "My what a big clit you have grandma!"
Oh or was that a dream?

N

 

[Evesdemise]

One state is worth a thousand words

"Utah" always does it for me, but "Who's your Daddy, Bitch?" works pretty good too.

 

[CreamyLady]

"I see the orange trees." I've no idea where in the heck that came from.

 

[KillerMuffin]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I plead the fifth.

 

[Nexxus]

As opposed to drinking one? Hmmmm wait, sounds like a good idea....


Nex

 

[Patryn]

Nothing seems to have quite the effect on a man like a simple, half breathless, "harder...please". And beg...they love it. It's like an inspiration to them. Unless you really are to the point of begging, and if that's the case it's a pretty safe bet that anything that happens after that is going to be pretty good.

I like pretty much any talk, so long as it doesn't sound like something out a bad porn movie..."do you want my love sausage baby" will only make me bust out laughing, thereby wrecking the mood.

 

[Nicole]

Who's Your Daddy Bitch?! Well MADDOG you have no clue just how the title affected me *Fanning self*

I love being called names, Slut, Bitch ... a freind has one particular name that he uses when we are together ... Mmmmmmmmmmmm yep that one does it everytime ... and we are figuring out new names all the time

I have to agree that a man loves it when you beg, and like Patryn said IF you are at that point then anything after that is going to sound good anyway

Nothing really strange has happened to me yet. I once asked a guy how his Mother was during sex LOL, but he laughed when I realized what I had done and apologized, and just kissed me to shut-up. That WAS a little odd and still to this day I have no clue as to why I did it really.

I have found over the last few months, that there are alot of things that actually turn me on and off (More on than off), but it's a case of letting things slip sometimes ... that way you learn what your partner does and doesn't like.

Now MADDOG tell me babe ... you got yourself a woman yet??? We need to catch up soon

 

[Gingersnap]

I love you works really real for me.

 

[Siren]

Maddog is that like a Cujo?

 

[Cheri]

During one of those carnal 4am wake up both so horny you rip off enough clothes to start fucking immediately, I started begging to be fucked harder. When that wasn't sufficing, I whispered that I wanted him to punish me with his cock. Unfortunately that had the opposite effect. He gave me a look like I was some sort of psycho and quickly finished and hurried to the bathroom. Needless to say, I am not quite as vocal as I could be nowadays...lol

 

[SimplySouthern]

Oh boy....where to start?

Well, I have said some embarrassing things. Anyone else afflicted with the problem whereby you say something before the words have a chance to go through your brain?

Once (while on the upper position) told a man I could see right up his nose. Now, I have to admit, that was good for a laugh and made for some fun sex.

As far as off the wall things to say....I can't think of any really odd ones I have said. Now, as far as foreplay goes, I once screamed that "If he didn't fuck me, and good, right this instant, I was SURE I was going to explode." Followed closely by the best begging I could muster.

Incidentally, worked like a charm.

 

[minx]

I have found men don't care what you say in bed, they are just happy your there. Well, unless it's another man's name of course. ooooppppss.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Yep, I admit I can't resist a woman who begs. And how did I know that you wouldn't have exploded without immediate copulatory attention. Better safe than sorry, I always say. If there's anything I can't tolerate, it's having an exploding woman on my conscience.

The most embarrassing thing I've ever said during sex was "fuck me like your daddy!". I knew as soon as I had uttered it that I had some 'splaining to do.

 

[Wizard]

LMAO...Now Oliver, did that kill the moment or did things just blow by?

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Well, I have to admit it killed the moment for a little bit, but I slyly followed it with a lot of jokes, saying things like, "fuck me like your golden retriever, like your great-aunt Thelma".

Plus, after that I gave her what she wanted most. There's not much a little tongue won't fix.

 

[Patryn]

I just thought of another one. When I was with the guy I lost my virginity to, before we actually had sex and were in the "just messing around" stage, knowing he a reputation as kind of a player, I asked him how many other girls he'd done this with.

Hey, stop throwing that shit at me...I was 16. What did I know?

 

[Wizard]

That was good Oliver, Thats something that would happen to me..........

 

[Bobtoad777]

I have had the opportunity to say anything during sex but thats to this thread i have an idea of things to say during and things not to say during

thanks y'all

 

[lilfrk]

Weirdest thing that ever happened to me while having sex was it started to rain in the car. All the windows were up and the door were closed. We had been in there so long that condensation built up and the ceiling of the car. After a while it was too much and it started to fall on us.

As for the what do I say in bed I am with a lot of others here. I am a beggar. OH God... Please ... kind of thing. Not too original but it gets the job done.

Have a Good One

 

[midknight]

once was with a girl who had benwah balls up her ass. when she climaxed she asked me to pull them out, she then pooped all over the bed. i asked her if she needed a pampers.

didn't meant to say it, but i just blurted it out when i was thinking it.

 

[Rosebud]

you win with that one. ROTFLMFAO

 

[Guest]

After giveing my girlfriend of the time nearly 3 hours of sensual massage, building her up to the peak but not pushing her over the edge. I leaned close to her and whispered :-
"I want to make love to you all night"
" Please please" she replied.
"But I cant" I said
"WHY NOT"
"Because I'm to tired"
After she chased me round the room and caught me( and hit me), the makeing up was fantastic.
Dont ask me why I did it, it was just there in my mind then out of my mouth before I could stop it.

 

[Never]

Stop me if you've heard this one..

once was with a girl who had benwah balls up her ass. when she climaxed she asked me to pull them out, she then pooped all over the bed. i asked her if she needed a pampers.

Oh shit. Oh dear.

 

[Siren]

Hey Never......