acitore_vuli
Scuttle Buttin'
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Before coming down to the breakfast cave every morning, Osama bin Laden
would look into his magical mirror and ask, "Mirror, mirror, on the
wall, who's the biggest asshole of them all?" The mirror would reply,
"You are Osama".
That would make his day and he would arrive at the breakfast cave with a
huge smile on his face, before indulging in his goat's milk and dried cowpat
cereal.
Not a day went by when he wouldn't ask the mirror, and every day the
mirror would confirm his question. Yes, he was in fact, the biggest
asshole of them all. One day, Osama arrived at the breakfast table with
a huge scowl on his face, and he was obviously very upset. One of his
eleven wives summed up the courage to ask him, "What's wrong Osama?"
Osama replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS RANDY MOSS?"
would look into his magical mirror and ask, "Mirror, mirror, on the
wall, who's the biggest asshole of them all?" The mirror would reply,
"You are Osama".
That would make his day and he would arrive at the breakfast cave with a
huge smile on his face, before indulging in his goat's milk and dried cowpat
cereal.
Not a day went by when he wouldn't ask the mirror, and every day the
mirror would confirm his question. Yes, he was in fact, the biggest
asshole of them all. One day, Osama arrived at the breakfast table with
a huge scowl on his face, and he was obviously very upset. One of his
eleven wives summed up the courage to ask him, "What's wrong Osama?"
Osama replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS RANDY MOSS?"
