Who's ever had a really hot lap dance?

[marksgirl]

I want to take my husband to a strip club and have a lady do a lap dance for me. Think that would get my husbands jets going?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I want to take my husband to a strip club and have a lady do a lap dance for me. Think that would get my husbands jets going?

unless he has some pent up phobia dealing with sex and nudity, I would say he would be ready willing and able to approach the runway...

 

[RawHumor]

Keep in mind that he may have a tough time getting into it in front of you. Stress to him that he shouldn't hold back his enjoyment out of fear of hurting your feelings.

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

You might also try getting one yourself first so he can watch. That might loosen him up if he's nervous about it.

 

[Wave_Rider]

I want to take my husband to a strip club and have a lady do a lap dance for me. Think that would get my husbands jets going?

While I like 'Rod's' suggestion about you having one, and "making" him watch........I'd suggest when you enter.......take some time.......look at the "ladies" and then YOU choose his dancer..........Let your mind go to what "look" or body your man would enjoy........

Does he go for fake breasts? or does her prefer them natural.......skin tones? All- American or more exotic?

Ummmmmm one last opinion........if you are going to a strip club as a sort of one time fantasy night.......for both of you......terrific.........but IF you are using it to try and recharge 'hubbies' sex drive.........I see a small problem

Smile

 

[alexandraaah]

I have and she was exquisite.

It's much more comfortable than you'd think, and if you start a conversation, they're usually really friendly.

I agree with waiting a bit and selecting someone you're attracted to.

 

[Wave_Rider]

I have and she was exquisite.

I agree with waiting a bit and selecting someone you're attracted to.

Bowing.......on his brilliance

 

[marksgirl]

We don't have a sex problem, what we do have is extremely high sex drives right now and we want to play around. I would love to watch him get a hot lap dance. We don't have a problem with nudity, in fact we love it. I think choosing a dancer for him is a great idea and then let him choose one for me.

So has anyone had one and it got a little bit on the kinky side?

 

[RawHumor]

So has anyone had one and it got a little bit on the kinky side?

Actually, my fiancee' (now my wife) and I went to one once and instead of putting the dollar bills in her mouth, my fiancee' put them in HER cleavage and had the dancer get them out with her mouth. The dancers really liked it.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

So has anyone had one and it got a little bit on the kinky side?

my wifes cousin inserted dollar bills into a stippers vagina..(yes illegal, but this place was rather seedy in Monmouth County New Jersey) while the rest of us, 3 other guys, watched. Each of us then received a dance from this woman where she proceeded to kiss each of our crotches through our pants. I am thinking she was on drugs, but the lass made a ton that night!

 

[marksgirl]

I want to find a seedy one then, because I would love to be a little naughty!!

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I want to find a seedy one then, because I would love to be a little naughty!!

in that case you may want to ask some local guys where a good place is. The higher class one, well you know what I mean, will not allow much to happen.

 

[riff]

I have. The dancer showed me a picture of herself from a year before. She had lost 70 pounds. She told me her husband like to watch other men do her and then pointed to this guy across the room. "He gets off on it," she said as she wiggled all in my lap. Then she grabbed a candle off the table and dripped white wax inside her thigh, pinched her nipples, and gasped... I got hard as a fucking rock. She spilled wax on my shirt and apologized and said if anyone asked me what the was to just say it was cum.

She could have been lying. But who cares. It was the most creative lap dance I ever had.

 

[CarolineOh]

I want to take my husband to a strip club and have a lady do a lap dance for me. Think that would get my husbands jets going?

Yes, I have, and in fact, I'm writing a story about it right now!
I loved it and oh yeah, it got my boyfriend going!

 

[CarolineOh]

Actually, my fiancee' (now my wife) and I went to one once and instead of putting the dollar bills in her mouth, my fiancee' put them in HER cleavage and had the dancer get them out with her mouth. The dancers really liked it.

That was your wife! Wow, she was a good tipper!

 

[Jewelz]

yes i have had a few from some men....they were hot....my hubby gave me the money and watched and we had incredible sex later that night

my hubby says he would never want one from girls but he would buy me some from girls instead.....yummmmmmy.......i want a few of those!! and hubster would definately feel uncomfy with it.....but he loves the attention i give him

have fun and hopefully he will love it! and i love the idea of getting yourself one too

 

[RawHumor]

That was your wife! Wow, she was a good tipper!

Well, the tips were well-earned! What can I say?

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Never had one, but given a few.. and the only caution I have about strip clubs and lap dances... make sure she's not stoned and caked with makeup.. I've seen a few strippers like that, even in the higher-class clubs.

 

[TWB]

Never have, but if Vixenshe is in need of a male come-on (as per her thread) I would be glad to give her one.

 

[marksgirl]

I'll be sure to stay away from the caked and stoned ones for sure! I want a hot one. I think when I tell my husband what I got cooking he going to get a instant rock on!

CarolineOh, PM me when you post that story......please!

I think too that if we both get one it would be like sexing each other up for each other. Hot sex to follow!

 

[CarolineOh]

Well, the tips were well-earned! What can I say?

Thanks. She tipped real good when she was here with those other guys too.

 

[RawHumor]

Thanks. She tipped real good when she was here with those other guys too.

LOL

bitch

 

[juicygirl]

Don't go too seedy though. The caked on make up tends to be in those clubs. I would shoot for mid to lower midrange. Be nice to the girls and they will be nice to you.

 

[JazzManJim]

Nope, I've never had a lap dance.

Nope, I've never been into a strip club.

Yep, I'm weird.

 

[marksgirl]

juicygirl

Oh I do plan on being very nice