whooaa, I thought we drank this!

[brokenbrainwave]

Just found a nice bottle of Merlot in a closet while putting up wrapping paper. Who wants to take advantage of me in a couple of hours?

 

[Chicklet]

i volunteer!

 

[penguindance]

 

[modest mouse]

Test it. If it was stored upright the cork may have dried out and the wine perhaps has turned to the dark side.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

i volunteer!

cool, let me find a corkscrew and a place to hide the kids.

btw, nice to meet ya, we need to exchange names or anything first???

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Test it. If it was stored upright the cork may have dried out and the wine perhaps has turned to the dark side.

nope, laying perfectly on the side.

should you not be adding victims to your phone list?

 

[Guest]

 

[brokenbrainwave]

sorry double E, my toddler just downed you glass. He looks funny stammering around the living room looking for a copier to sit on.

 

[sunstruck]

No because you will taste like wine. Blech. Meet me in the corner with a bottle of Grey Goose and some Ginger Ale.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

No because you will taste like wine. Blech. Meet me in the corner with a bottle of Grey Goose and some Ginger Ale.

I've got some spiced rum in the freezer, that close enough?

 

[sunstruck]

Better than Vino. lol Only now we need Coke.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

have car will travel.

anyone know a good coke dealer?

 

[modest mouse]

should you not be adding victims to your phone list?

Oh, get drunk and call me.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

it is a deal as long as you talk in all the voices you were bragging about phone sexing. No offense, but half are on my fantasy phone league sponsored by ESPN.

 

[His_kitty]

I can promise to not sound so gruff.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

LOL, you just want me to see your man boobs? Or am I wanting you to see mine, either way it works.

 

[His_kitty]

LOL, you just want me to see your man boobs? Or am I wanting you to see mine, either way it works.

You've already seen my man boobs, remember? (insert non emoticon eyeroll)


I think you want me to see yours.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

and this is a problem how?


work with me, I aint used to posting fluff....

 

[His_kitty]

and this is a problem how?


work with me, I aint used to posting fluff....

drags out the watercolor's


You're already nipping aren't ya?


Btw you're becoming such a thread starting slut! Every since they popped your lil thread cherry, you've been whorin it all around.

Way to go!

 

[brokenbrainwave]

yeah, I've started what, two? LOL thats me, just a slinging it for that crack rock.

Nippin??? nawww, I've got the heater on and a fleece. The nips should stay subdued.

 

[His_kitty]

yeah, I've started what, two? LOL thats me, just a slinging it for that crack rock.

Nippin??? nawww, I've got the heater on and a fleece. The nips should stay subdued.

Yeah its two now, but within a week you'll have five or so up on the first page alone you thread tramp in training!


Why do I pick this stuff out? But I do...


should eh? Is there a reason for them not too?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Yeah its two now, but within a week you'll have five or so up on the first page alone you thread tramp in training!


Why do I pick this stuff out? But I do...


should eh? Is there a reason for them not too?

yes, its chilly outside today. I just hate getting the mail with my highbeams on.

 

[His_kitty]

yes, its chilly outside today. I just hate getting the mail with my highbeams on.

Colder than a witches tit, eh?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Colder than a witches tit, eh?

naww, just a tad nipply here in the lowlands. Plus I am about to toss me a couple kids into the fire over aruguing over the ps2. That outta warm things up!

 

[His_kitty]

naww, just a tad nipply here in the lowlands. Plus I am about to toss me a couple kids into the fire over aruguing over the ps2. That outta warm things up!

heh Nipply

How many glasses so far?


Christmas tip - buy another ps2.

No the present isn't for them, its for you.

Daddy needs some quiet play time while he gets drunk.