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Whole Lotta "Virgins and Guests" of late. Hmm? Me? I shaved my balls.

Sparky Kronkite

Sparky Kronkite

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That's right! Just this morning......

Got out the old Braun electric razor, my trusty Mach III and my rusted top, green can of Colgate menthol......

I lathered up my substantial puppy and then I sliced and diced - way up the back side - round that little brown ring too.

I tell ya - clean enough to eat off of. Only got a little bitty Hitler mustache over my pecker left - even scraped my belly hair off.

So.............

All you so-called "Virgin's and Guest's??????"

You all can lick my God damn balls!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Sparky I have had to fish enough hair out of my mouth that I can say I wish my honey would let me shave him, after all I shaved for him.
 
thanks for the invitation

Sparky,
I'm very sorry that someone such as myself, a virgin, upsets you so much. Although your invitation does sound interesting. If only I were as experienced as you. Oh, the possibilites. I could use a teacher though.





sometimes you just have to put it where you want it
 
Hey Sparky,,, what set off this tirade against virgins and guests? Or are you just generally pissed off today ?
 
Me doth not believe......

Pandora, that you are "the type" of virgin I am talking about. I think not.

Only those "who know," know it, know what I'm getting at.

You see: If one might want to post a thread or a response - and they don't want to be "identified as a regular member," of our little gang here - they can post as either a "virgin, or a guest," - (under any name) - hense Trolls and the like.

And: If one were to post a, "sex with my brother" thread for instance - as a gag, let's say - to rile up some of the more serious and easily tricked board members. Then this trickster could log on under a new name and post as a virgin, "seeking help." And this very same jokester might want to fan those flames a bit - he or she could post again, and again, and again - as yet another virgin - or a guest - or virgin, or guest.

Trolls have become passe'. Virgin's and Guest's are the order of the day.
 
No CW......

I'm in a good mood actually. Just suspicious of a certain recent thread and it's authenticity.

I suspect it's bogus.

Ah....???? Can you hear it. Can you hear them???

They are coming, they'll be here soon......

The Trolls.
 
whew!!!!!

Sparky,
See I told you I could use a teacher. Thanks for giving me that little lesson. I was afraid there for a minute I'd stay a virgin for the rest of my life and be left out. At least now I understand what you were referring to. Oh , is there anything else you might be able to teach me??????
 
man sparks..

the shine comin' off those balls is blinding!

c'mere.. I know this l'il trick... hehe
 
Re: No CW......

Sparky Kronkite said:
I'm in a good mood actually. Just suspicious of a certain recent thread and it's authenticity.

I suspect it's bogus.

Ah....???? Can you hear it. Can you hear them???

They are coming, they'll be here soon......

The Trolls.
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That WAS my impression also sir,,, I just chose to ignore the whole thing as a hoax,,, which is what I should've done with the most recent Patryn thread,,,(ignore it, that is )

And I suspect that 'soon' has already passed,,, they are here amongst us even as we speak,, *sneaking peeks around*
 
CW... you are correct sir.....

Vix, I know you do - I can feel the tingle over a thousand miles away.

And....

Pandora - you should go to Latina's thread - A Literotica Photo Album (something like that) and enter your stats - if you have not allready.
 
Those virgins and guests of which you speak have WAY too much time on their hands!! I barely have time to write legitimate stuff. And dern them!! I put a lot into the threads in which I get involved and they only end up getting trashed. Thus,all my hard work developing, what I think to be, fun characters is wasted....*SIGH*

And thank you for shaving , but with what shall I floss? ;)
 
Thats funny Sparky, You know I'm not troll and I was just talking with another member of the board last week about me shaving myself to see what it would be like.............

Enough about the troll thing....tell me have you gone to bed with your wife yet? What will she think ?
My wife is shaved and I have been told the skin to skin feeling is wonderful..........................Let us know.....
 
I'm no troll, nor Bob, either. But I had to shave my balls when I had a vasectomy back in my youth. What a pain that turned out to be. Itched, too.
 
Re: Re: No CW......

CW said:


That WAS my impression also sir,,, I just chose to ignore the whole thing as a hoax,,,
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Ditto. Didn't feel arguing again, especially for someone's enjoyment.
 
My wife, Mrs. Spark.....

shaves. So, why not I? This is not new to me - been doing it for years. Sometimes you just fall behind, like any hair grooming - or lawn care. She digs it.
 
Oh why oh why

Couldn't ANYBODY at least say once... Pandora's BOX!

I gave the shaving up cause it was just too annoying and itchy for my liking
 
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