Whoever said we age like fine wine can suck it

[Very_Bad_Man]

Lost my six pack 10 years ago and I stopped looking for it.

Losing hair on my head and it is sprouting in other places not needed. Gods little joke.

Today's physical shows my eyesight dropped from 20/10 to 20/20 although I was told they are still purdy.

My only consolation is that my waist is still a 34-36 and I have all my own pearly whites minus two wisdom teeth.

Instead of a fine wine I may just turn into vinegar.

Oh the humanity.

 

[ivantheterrible]

people say that just to make themselves or someone else feel better. we all age to look like the crypt keeper eventually.

 

[semen4her]

Try jizz.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Try jizz.

You and Sonny sure like your jizz.

Try Rogaine.

 

[semen4her]

Speaking of jizz...

 

[Bert Notorius]

Speaking of jizz...

Speaking of bald.

 

[chillywilly2]

None of it matters as long as you are still getting laid

 

[Honey123]

It's all bullshit.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

It's all bullshit.

You my dear are the proof to that saying

 

[girlsmiley]

Losing hair on my head and it is sprouting in other places not needed. Gods little joke.

This made me lol a little.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

You my dear are the proof to that saying

no.

she has about 2 years left on her shelf life then it is time for soylent green.

 

[Honey123]

You my dear are the proof to that saying

You are very sweet... can I keep you?

 

[Honey123]

no.

she has about 2 years left on her shelf life then it is time for soylent green.

gross.


Actually in about a month, it will be hot flashes and less clothing.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

gross.


Actually in about a month, it will be hot flashes and less clothing.

i figure it is the only way i'll get to eat you

 

[Honey123]

i figure it is the only way i'll get to eat you

I'd rather not be dead when that happens!

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Honey123 Graham Crackers ~ now that thar is some good eatin

 

[Honey123]

Honey123 Graham Crackers ~ now that thar is some good eatin

my favorite kind!

 

[Bert Notorius]

I'm looking forward to being a dirty old man.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Lost my six pack 10 years ago and I stopped looking for it.

Losing hair on my head and it is sprouting in other places not needed. Gods little joke.

Today's physical shows my eyesight dropped from 20/10 to 20/20 although I was told they are still purdy.

My only consolation is that my waist is still a 34-36 and I have all my own pearly whites minus two wisdom teeth.

Instead of a fine wine I may just turn into vinegar.

Oh the humanity.

Think nothing of it, Very, it's just more proof that God hates us all and you especially. You knew that, didn't you?

 

[KRCummings]

I am a finely tuned machine.

 

[redheadedtxn]

None of it matters as long as you are still getting laid

Seconded!

Well..cept for the aches and pains following a day-long fuckfest.