Who'd win in a fight between L.T and Matthew Craig

[TANG GOD]

I have to say that black ppl are known for having a natural fluid ability to scrap-n-brawl, but L.T as we know can't even fight his way outta a children's sandbox, muchless throw a decent punch if his life depended on it.

MC, has a soft pudgey body that is not made to endure pain, i'm sure the only fight he's ever been in was in a push-shoveing match against a couple of impatient 12yr.o nerds and dorks when the new edition of superman comics finally arrived at barnes & noble.


I think the real question is can MC and L.T beat a sock?

yes, a damn sock!!

 

[-Nyx]

1. Almost all black people seem to be scrappy mother fuckers.
2. Matthew Craig isn't fat? I didn't think so anyways.

 

[Matthew Craig]

2. Matthew Craig isn't fat? I didn't think so anyways.

No, i am not fat. I can eat pure fat for a century and never change my body weight. I'm blessed that way.

 

[bill-pix-trade]

LT would kick his ass. MC has no point, he is a criminal, and a pathetic loser.

 

[The Mutt]

MC, remembering the techniques that he learned in Spider-Man comics, would try to insult LT with funny barbs, in order to distract him.

LT, having no sense of humor, would kick his ass.

 

[TANG GOD]

No, i am not fat. I can eat pure fat for a century and never change my body weight. I'm blessed that way.

you also can't lift 20 lbs not even if you're pumped and ready from listening to euro techno.

1. Almost all black people seem to be scrappy mother fuckers.
2. Matthew Craig isn't fat? I didn't think so anyways.

MC has a thin pudgey body. pudgey doesn't necessarily mean fat, but more so mass with no lean.
Yes, it's a fact most white boys can't fight in street fights.

black ppl have better uncanny explosive speed, but not necessarily natural power behind thier swings.

 

[Sean]

You have to go with LT on this one.

 

[hobbit.]

Fighting and aggresion is wrong.

 

[TANG GOD]

MC, remembering the techniques that he learned in Spider-Man comics, would try to insult LT with funny barbs, in order to distract him.

LT, having no sense of humor, would kick his ass.

hahahah

my image exactly.

http://www.terminus.sk/~asta/kadeco/humor/obrazky/Spiderman%20Costume.jpg

 

[RawHumor]

MC, remembering the techniques that he learned in Spider-Man comics, would try to insult LT with funny barbs, in order to distract him.

LT, having no sense of humor, would kick his ass.

LMAO

Word.

Or something.

 

[unregistered]

 

[JammieDodger]

As far as I know MC has never threatened to punch anyone's lights out on the internet ..whilst LT has.. you people have it all wrong, its folk that act like that.. that are right sad sissies seeking approval from the notion that they may look tough and hard behind the keyboard.. MC would win, and besides, LT is a fat fucker.. hey, I wouldn't want to take on a sumo wrestler.. but normally sized fatties can barely swing their arms and certainly can't progress from a waddle to a kick..

 

[semen4her]

Craig is a fuckin pussy. He is a two bit petty criminal who masturbates to comic strips.

Isn't beating up retarded kids frowned upon?

 

[TANG GOD]

As far as I know MC has never threatened to punch anyone's lights out on the internet ..whilst LT has.. you people have it all wrong, its folk that act like that.. that are right sad sissies seeking approval from the notion that they may look tough and hard behind the keyboard.. MC would win, and besides, LT is a fat fucker.. hey, I wouldn't want to take on a sumo wrestler.. but normally sized fatties can barely swing their arms and certainly can't progress from a waddle to a kick..

http://eastcoastattractions.com/butterbean%20is%20punched.jpg

fat ppl can swing a person to left field if a right moment is given, you obviously never watched a HW toughman bout? and besides black ppl that talk shit usually back thier words. But you're right L.T is an intraweb dork, so i'll give you some credit.

you english like to kick? here in america we don't do such things unless you're a mexican that falls under thier soccer kicking instincts.

 

[rosco rathbone]

you english like to kick? here in america we don't do such things unless you're a mexican that falls under thier soccer kicking instincts.

What you gotta watch for is the head-butt.

 

[Jedi_Princess]

There would be no actual fighting, just alot of whining and girlish name calling.

 

[Morcheeba]

i'm sure the only fight he's ever been in was in a push-shoveing match against a couple of impatient 12yr.o nerds and dorks when the new edition of superman comics finally arrived at barnes & noble.

hehehee...

I voted for buttsweat.

 

[Jedi_Princess]

hehehee...

I voted for buttsweat.

So did I and 5 others

 

[garbage can]

I think the real question is can MC and L.T beat a sock?

yes, a damn sock!!

I guess if I were guessing, I'd be guessing that LT could deck a sock before MC could......I'm talking "for the count"...........

 

[concrete]

hehehee...

I voted for buttsweat.

FIGHT ROOM # 11 ...voice , cam , and type ......let them do it
call ME ...DON.. K .. CONCRETE....get ready to 'RUMBLE'

 

[The Mutt]

But MC has retard strength. Could be tricky.

 

[TANG GOD]

There would be no actual fighting, just alot of whining and girlish name calling.

L.T:

http://valdefierro.com/mar20.jpg

NO you just Didn't! Boy i will hurt you, ukay? Hit me 1st.

MC:

http://www.harlequincostumes.co.uk/images/spiderman.jpg

You're no match for my spidey punch, you black tranny!, Thats not fair why don't you hit me 1st? Huh? Huh?

What you gotta watch for is the head-butt.

agree, some ppl need to avoid a stare down contest...you know like "want some, watcha gonna do now that i'm all in yo face".

keep your distance and when body locking with somebody always keep your head digging towards his chin.

 

[Nawtee]

LT of course. He would bring his 23 Alts and go mental on MC's ass.

LOL. Picturing that is bloody funny.

 

[LeahLo519]

LT would have some entertaining threats. Empty, but entertaining because I would be able to get that mental picture of the veins in his neck sticking out and his eyes bulging from his head as he spits stuff like, "I'll own your ass!" to no one in particular.

But Matty wouldn't show up, so LT would win by default and talk about it for the next 498549543 years.

 

[Morcheeba]

LT would have some entertaining threats. Empty, but entertaining because I would be able to get that mental picture of the veins in his neck sticking out and his eyes bulging from his head as he spits stuff like, "I'll own your ass!" to no one in particular.

I'd still like to see you meet him "at the bike rack" - I will say, that was one of the funniest things you've posted that I've read.