Who would you rather bang?

parodyluvr75

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Daffy?

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Or the Roadrunner?

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I like the mallard better.
 
I'm gonna have to go with Daffy.

I feel like RR is a selfish lover with premature ejaculation problems. The same reason I wouldn't wanna fuck Sonic.
 
I adore the Runner's big feet. Gotta go with that.
 
I'm gonna have to go with Daffy.

I feel like RR is a selfish lover with premature ejaculation problems. The same reason I wouldn't wanna fuck Sonic.

Sufferin succotash! (wait. . . I had a joke but succotash is a real word and my spell check isn't flagging it. So instead of completing my original thought here's a bender.) I like suffurin succotash. It's fun to say, you know what else is fun to say? Cumquat. Cumquat, cumquat, cumquat! You know what you get when you juice a cumquat? CUM. Once-ler loves cum, specially fresh squeezed cum right down his gullet and dripping down the nape of his neck. Cumquat. Say it outloud and try not to smile.

CUMQUAT
 
Sufferin succotash! (wait. . . I had a joke but succotash is a real word and my spell check isn't flagging it. So instead of completing my original thought here's a bender.) I like suffurin succotash. It's fun to say, you know what else is fun to say? Cumquat. Cumquat, cumquat, cumquat! You know what you get when you juice a cumquat? CUM. Once-ler loves cum, specially fresh squeezed cum right down his gullet and dripping down the nape of his neck. Cumquat. Say it outloud and try not to smile.

CUMQUAT

God Sean, what the fuck are you on and can I have a hit?

I bet Daffy would start his "hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo" shit half-way through.

You know what's more disturbing? Goofy has a biological son. Goofy in cannon, had sex. Someone has fucked Goofy. It's a fact.

"hoo hoo hoo hoooooy!!"
 
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