who would you pay crazy money to fuck?

[HUNG SON]

If you had the chance to fuck the woman/man of your dreams would you do it if you had to pay whatever you consider an outrageous amount of money?

I mean an amount that will affect your life for a while.

And as a seperate question...who would that dream person be?

 

[hardguy50]

pay for sex

No, I wouldn't pay that much...but if I did pay I would LOVE to have the chance to fuck my ex-gf's mom.

 

[Stardog Champion]

I'd put a month's paycheck down to have Jenny McCarthy and Halle Berry as my personal bitches for the night....

 

[Johnny Tightlip]

I would give anything to have Avril Lavigne let me use her womb as my own personal sperm bucket.....

 

[doormouse]

Mel Gibson, but I wouldn't pay.

At his age, he should pay me for the pleasure

 

[jessy19]

I'd pay Nick Lachey to fuck me til I could no longer walk lol

 

[oldergals_4_me]

I pay a months pay check to have my way with Catherine Zeta Jones then I can die a happy man

 

[vargas111]

Maybe a month's pay if I could knock up ... just one? Decisions, decisions ....

Haile Berry, but she has to do a Vogue cover!

 

[Vincent E]

If you had the chance to fuck the woman/man of your dreams would you do it if you had to pay whatever you consider an outrageous amount of money?

I mean an amount that will affect your life for a while.

Isn't there a word for that? Oh yeah, it's called marriage.

Oh, I am so going to pay for that one.

 

[X Writer]

Isn't there a word for that? Oh yeah, it's called marriage.

ROFLMAO

Now THAT'S comedy!

As far as who I'd pay for sex...

Hrmmm...

The Olsen Twins would be fun...now that they are LEGAL.

Politically speaking, I'd also enjoy assfucking minus lube any politician, just so they can truly feel the "common man's" pain from their own self serving interests.

Of course, this would need to be videotaped and distributed on the web, or available for ordering by phone or mail.

 

[doormouse]

Re: Re: who would you pay crazy money to fuck?

Isn't there a word for that? Oh yeah, it's called marriage.

Oh, I am so going to pay for that one.

LOL!!

Yeah, run and hide lol

 

[BlackSnake]

Yup, Hillary Clinton. She's been married to Bill for a long time, so you know that she haven't been tapped right...chuckles

 

[dirtywhiteboy]

I really don't think I would pay to "fuck" any celebrity


I would however "make love" to Shania Twain all nite....just something about her voice, her personality, and such a perfect bod.....

I'm pretty damn sure she would be MUCH happier with me than that tired, old ass husband of hers....

 

[TheAlmightyZeus]

Let's see, there are so many... The Olsen twins (both at once or else it wouldn't be any fun), Lindsey Lohan, Anna Kournikova, Britany Spears, Laura Prepon, Kiera Knightly, Natalie Portman, Jenna Elfman, Martina Hingis, Mila Kunis, Drew Barrymore, Alyson Hannigan, Anna Paquin, Beverly Mitchell, Gwen Stefani, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Aniston, Margaret Thatcher (Just Kidding, just wanted to see how many people bothered to read this far down the list) Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Julia Stiles, Kirsten Dunst, Mandy Moore, Melissa Joan Hart, Michelle Branch, Vanessa Carlton, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and Maria Sharapova.

 

[hardguy50]

For some reason I have always been much more attracted to "real" women who I know personally than "perfect" celebrities...hence the desire to fuck my ex-gf's mom.

 

[doormouse]

I really don't think I would pay to "fuck" any celebrity


I would however "make love" to Shania Twain all nite....just something about her voice, her personality, and such a perfect bod.....

I'm pretty damn sure she would be MUCH happier with me than that tired, old ass husband of hers....

Nice AV

 

[zephrbabe]

As to the money thing, I think we can all freely say that we'd pay anything, as long as we were all as rich as Bill Gates.

I would pick Gerard Butler. He's manly, he can act, he's Scottish. What's not to love? Of course, it couldn't be for just one night (unless he was really bad ), I might just have to keep him.

-Kathryn


In a side note, this forum should get a smilie equivalent to Joey Tribianni's "How you do-in'?" The sunglasses, frog, and huge grin mixed together would cover it, I think. , I mean, . Heheheh.

 

[NASCARaddicted]

For some reason I have always been much more attracted to "real" women who I know personally than "perfect" celebrities...hence the desire to fuck my ex-gf's mom.

Yeah - when I saw this thread, I was surprised that everybody picked celebrities. I thought someone would say something like "the wife of the boss", or "the pretty lady from the store" or "my own daughter" ....

this could be interesting for a story idea .... a father offers his own daughter money for sex. She accepts .... but why ? Does she need the money ? Or maybe she always had this fantasy of having sex with her father ? Or maybe she has worked as a whore in the past, so getting paid for sex is nothing new (and she doesn't care about the incest) ....

 

[zephrbabe]

It's not surprising most people choose celebrities; we're going to be spending "crazy money" on these people, remember? Most normal people probably wouldn't need "crazy" money... they might not even need any money.

Point is, one would spend more money on something otherwise unattainable, than on something more mundane (although, having sex with one's best friend's brother/sister probably isn't all that mundane).

-Kathryn

 

[fogbank]

I'd pay crazy money to get in a time machine and go back and fuck Audrey Hepburn from her 'Breakfast at Tiffany's' days. Time travel not possible, I'd probably chose PJ Harvey. Man, those lips...

As far as non-celebrities, there's nobody I'd really pay money for. Maybe an ex-girlfriend from about six years ago, so that I could finally get closure.

Nah, just PJ Harvey.

 

[razor_nut]

I'd drop down everything I had for Jennifer Love Hewitt. (Really though it's not as much as it sounds.) Other celebs I'd pay a nice sum for would be Mandy Moore, Alyson Hannigan, Melissa Schuman, Eliza Dushku, Kirsten Dunst, Kylie Minogue, Michelle Trachtenburg, Mya Harrison, and Salma Hayek. Enough?

As for people not that famous and could actually USE a butt load of money, there are plenty of girls I've known who'd I drop a couple paychecks for heh.

 

[ProzacElf]

uhhh...?

"It's not surprising most people choose celebrities; we're going to be spending "crazy money" on these people, remember? Most normal people probably wouldn't need "crazy" money... they might not even need any money.

Uh.....what are you talking about? Almost everyone I know lives wondering whether or not theyll have to either skip out on a utility bill or rent this month...

I hate to bring this element into the conversation, but....(shrug) it's important.

Anyway, given the "crazy money" thing....I concur....with one of you.....Alyson Hannigan; also PJ Harvey....I don't necessarily think she's that attractive....but she SOUNDS as such, especially in "Down by the Water" and such......

 

[BigUSMC]

Definately Halle Berry but if she was booked Vida Guerra from FHM

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

May I just have the crazy money, please? And how much are we talking here, in solid amounts? Baby needs a new car.

 

[badmatt]

crazy money huh....

hmm...
Diane Lane, and Catherine Zeta Jones....doesn't have to be together, but I'd easily put up half a mill a piece to have each of them for a week...


then there's the other end of the spectrum...once they're all legal, I want Lindsay Lohan, Hillary Duff, and Ashlee Simpson....I won't even make them do anything with each other, but they will all be naked in the same room together...I'd pay a cool million for that....as long as it lasted a month.