Who Would You Do?

[Anniejustagirl]

a fun book by Susan Segrest

got iit in the mail from a friend today... great to have friends that just know you need something frivolous to pick up your mood!

from the book....

As you go through life you're constantly faced with choices: Big Mac or Whopper? MTV or VH1? Starbucks or Mexwell House? Now imagine if you were faced with the same options in your sex life. Only the choices were star studded. Julia Roberts or Gwyneht Paltrow? Brad Pitt or George Clooney? Madonna or Jon Bon Jovi? Think about it. Given these options, who would you do? Not a bad scenario, eh?

But what if the choices took an ugly turn from time to time? For some, having to choose between Michael Bolton and Kenny G would be hell on earth. What about a roll in the hay with Martha Stewart or Dr. Laura? Any way you picture it, it's a fate worse than death. However, the first rule of this game is that death is not an option.

You must choose your bedmate and confess the reason behind your libidinous liaison. Example: Even thought Michael Bolton looks better with short hair (and Ashley Judd did date him), Kenny G gets the author's vote because he makes his living with his tongue, lips , and fingers. So how bad could he be in bed?"

and remember... you Have to pick someone. None of this "I'd rather die." You can say ick and ewwwww as much as you like, but you still have to pick your partner.

Then set up the choice for the next contestant....

Ready?!

You're at a sex party playing a perfectly innocent game of Strip Twister with a group of hot female celebrities. Everyone's close to falling into a naked heap of bodies on the mat when you spin the wheel and land on "left butt cheek red." As you make your move, you slip and fall on a very famous face. Does it belong to Julia Roberts, Gwen Stephani, Ashley Judd or Janet Reno?

 

[Gi_Venus]

a fun book by Susan Segrest

got iit in the mail from a friend today... great to have friends that just know you need something frivolous to pick up your mood!

from the book....

As you go through life you're constantly faced with choices: Big Mac or Whopper? MTV or VH1? Starbucks or Mexwell House? Now imagine if you were faced with the same options in your sex life. Only the choices were star studded. Julia Roberts or Gwyneht Paltrow? Brad Pitt or George Clooney? Madonna or Jon Bon Jovi? Think about it. Given these options, who would you do? Not a bad scenario, eh?

But what if the choices took an ugly turn from time to time? For some, having to choose between Michael Bolton and Kenny G would be hell on earth. What about a roll in the hay with Martha Stewart or Dr. Laura? Any way you picture it, it's a fate worse than death. However, the first rule of this game is that death is not an option.

You must choose your bedmate and confess the reason behind your libidinous liaison. Example: Even thought Michael Bolton looks better with short hair (and Ashley Judd did date him), Kenny G gets the author's vote because he makes his living with his tongue, lips , and fingers. So how bad could he be in bed?"

and remember... you Have to pick someone. None of this "I'd rather die." You can say ick and ewwwww as much as you like, but you still have to pick your partner.

Then set up the choice for the next contestant....

Ready?!

You're at a sex party playing a perfectly innocent game of Strip Twister with a group of hot female celebrities. Everyone's close to falling into a naked heap of bodies on the mat when you spin the wheel and land on "left butt cheek red." As you make your move, you slip and fall on a very famous face. Does it belong to Julia Roberts, Gwen Stephani, Ashley Judd or Janet Reno?

After pondering.....I have to say Julia Roberts for her sensual lips....of course Ashley Judd.......I am not certain....smiling can we get another spin?

Gi

 

[Guest]

a fun book by Susan Segrest

got iit in the mail from a friend today... great to have friends that just know you need something frivolous to pick up your mood!

from the book....

As you go through life you're constantly faced with choices: Big Mac or Whopper? MTV or VH1? Starbucks or Mexwell House? Now imagine if you were faced with the same options in your sex life. Only the choices were star studded. Julia Roberts or Gwyneht Paltrow? Brad Pitt or George Clooney? Madonna or Jon Bon Jovi? Think about it. Given these options, who would you do? Not a bad scenario, eh?

But what if the choices took an ugly turn from time to time? For some, having to choose between Michael Bolton and Kenny G would be hell on earth. What about a roll in the hay with Martha Stewart or Dr. Laura? Any way you picture it, it's a fate worse than death. However, the first rule of this game is that death is not an option.

You must choose your bedmate and confess the reason behind your libidinous liaison. Example: Even thought Michael Bolton looks better with short hair (and Ashley Judd did date him), Kenny G gets the author's vote because he makes his living with his tongue, lips , and fingers. So how bad could he be in bed?"

and remember... you Have to pick someone. None of this "I'd rather die." You can say ick and ewwwww as much as you like, but you still have to pick your partner.

Then set up the choice for the next contestant....

Ready?!

You're at a sex party playing a perfectly innocent game of Strip Twister with a group of hot female celebrities. Everyone's close to falling into a naked heap of bodies on the mat when you spin the wheel and land on "left butt cheek red." As you make your move, you slip and fall on a very famous face. Does it belong to Julia Roberts, Gwen Stephani, Ashley Judd or Janet Reno?

LOL....
Gwen Stephani
My reasoning: because I truly think that she is a hoot. I enjoy her music and I think that she would have an incredible body.... besides she just had a baby and I think that pregnant women are beautiful

Scene:
You are out to dinner and get a text message on your phone: "Meet me in the men's bathroom you won't be sorry." You are curious and tell your dinner companion that you will be right back. You go into the bathroom and are grabbed (men) right in the package (women) left breast by: Bill Clinton, George Bush Jr., Robert Kennedy, or Fidel Castro

 

[Anniejustagirl]

LOL....
Gwen Stephani
My reasoning: because I truly think that she is a hoot. I enjoy her music and I think that she would have an incredible body.... besides she just had a baby and I think that pregnant women are beautiful

Scene:
You are out to dinner and get a text message on your phone: "Meet me in the men's bathroom you won't be sorry." You are curious and tell your dinner companion that you will be right back. You go into the bathroom and are grabbed (men) right in the package (women) left breast by: Bill Clinton, George Bush Jr., Robert Kennedy, or Fidel Castro

*grin* Gotta go with Bobby on this one.... something about having to push those boyish locks out of his eyes all the time... and the camelot mystique still does it for me......
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
She's got the beat.....

the Go'Gos and the Spice Girls are dancing bare butt nekid outside your digs... which group gets disappointed?!

 

[JohnnieJohnson]

Gwyneth Paltrow
George Clooney
Madonna
Martha Stewart
Gwen Stephani
(Don't know the others. And Starbucks.)

OK, what's the right answer?

 

[JohnnieJohnson]

*grin* Gotta go with Bobby on this one.... something about having to push those boyish locks out of his eyes all the time... and the camelot mystique still does it for me......
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
She's got the beat.....

the Go'Gos and the Spice Girls are dancing bare butt nekid outside your digs... which group gets disappointed?!

Oh yeah, Bobbie all the way.
Only vaguely recall the Go-Gos, but I seem to remember that they had something the other never could convince me of: Genuineness. Sorry, Posh.

 

[Anniejustagirl]

Oh yeah, Bobbie all the way.
Only vaguely recall the Go-Gos, but I seem to remember that they had something the other never could convince me of: Genuineness. Sorry, Posh.

And Belinda's voice is just to die for...she could whisper anything she wanted in my ear and i'd be Right There....

Who would you like to have futuristic, slow-motion, technology-enhanced sex with....

Keanu Reeves or Laurence Fishburne?

 

[Honey123]

And Belinda's voice is just to die for...she could whisper anything she wanted in my ear and i'd be Right There....

Who would you like to have futuristic, slow-motion, technology-enhanced sex with....

Keanu Reeves or Laurence Fishburne?

Keanue Reeves...like totally dude!!! Besides, he's got a great six-pack..I'd love to run my tongue over and over and over again...*sigh.....

Ok

If you had a choice of fucking, yes FUCKING...crazy, wild, "I'm so fucking drunk I had no idea it was you" one night stand..no questions asked...no next day calls...who would it be with....
John Travolta, Melissa Ethridge, or Ben Stiller

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Keanue Reeves...like totally dude!!! Besides, he's got a great six-pack..I'd love to run my tongue over and over and over again...*sigh.....

Ok

If you had a choice of fucking, yes FUCKING...crazy, wild, "I'm so fucking drunk I had no idea it was you" one night stand..no questions asked...no next day calls...who would it be with....
John Travolta, Melissa Ethridge, or Ben Stiller

I wanna come over... to hell with the concequence"

You're in a club watching a beauty sway to the music... you walk up to her after making eye contact... she is: Nicole Kidman, Ivana Trump, or Milla Jovovich?

 

[RogueLurker]

I wanna come over... to hell with the concequence"

You're in a club watching a beauty sway to the music... you walk up to her after making eye contact... she is: Nicole Kidman, Ivana Trump, or Milla Jovovich?

Nicole Kidman ... but only if she'll sing "Something Stupid" in my ear as we sway to the music.

You're wandering through the local sex shop, Venus Envy, and as you are comparing the feeldoe and the Nexus double headed dildoes, you hear a low and sultry voice from behind "I think you may require a test drive before you make your decision ...." You turn around to find yourself falling into the eyes of Salma Hayek, Julianne Moore or Ann Coulter

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Nicole Kidman ... but only if she'll sing "Something Stupid" in my ear as we sway to the music.

You're wandering through the local sex shop, Venus Envy, and as you are comparing the feeldoe and the Nexus double headed dildoes, you hear a low and sultry voice from behind "I think you may require a test drive before you make your decision ...." You turn around to find yourself falling into the eyes of Salma Hayek, Julianne Moore or Ann Coulter

There's a really hot part in the Somethin' Stupid music video where she turns and starts to gaze at this woman and say the "I love you" part, then she turns, half smiles, and ducks her head.

 

[Anniejustagirl]

Nicole Kidman ... but only if she'll sing "Something Stupid" in my ear as we sway to the music.

You're wandering through the local sex shop, Venus Envy, and as you are comparing the feeldoe and the Nexus double headed dildoes, you hear a low and sultry voice from behind "I think you may require a test drive before you make your decision ...." You turn around to find yourself falling into the eyes of Salma Hayek, Julianne Moore or Ann Coulter

I gotta go with Ann Coulter... i KNOW that wench ijust needs a good fucking to open up her brain. *eg*

Getting ready for the "fasten seat belt" light to go off and a voice carries to you from the seat back... "Are you a member of the mile high club? Wanna be?" Who just asked you this.... Sean Connery, Catherine Zeta-Jones, or the 'welsh witch', Stevie Nicks?

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Oops wrong thread.

As long as I'm here: I just knew AH would want to fuck Coulter.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

I gotta go with Ann Coulter... i KNOW that wench ijust needs a good fucking to open up her brain. *eg*

Getting ready for the "fasten seat belt" light to go off and a voice carries to you from the seat back... "Are you a member of the mile high club? Wanna be?" Who just asked you this.... Sean Connery, Catherine Zeta-Jones, or the 'welsh witch', Stevie Nicks?

Oh FUCK....Catherine!!!!

*panting*

you're just ready to take a relaxing shower or bath, when your doorbell rings. clad only in a robe and with a towel in hand, you open it to find Matthew McConaughey, Tyra Banks, or Queen Latifah standing on your doorstep. One look at you and (fill in the blank) asks you if he/she can join you in the bath. Who do you choose?

 

[AchtungNight]

Is somebody mentioning lust for celebrities? Yes, I am doing a shameless plug.

My answers to the questions can be found in my stories. I'm not putting them here.

 

[Anniejustagirl]

Oh FUCK....Catherine!!!!

*panting*

you're just ready to take a relaxing shower or bath, when your doorbell rings. clad only in a robe and with a towel in hand, you open it to find Matthew McConaughey, Tyra Banks, or Queen Latifah standing on your doorstep. One look at you and (fill in the blank) asks you if he/she can join you in the bath. Who do you choose?

The Queen....
ever since watching Chicago and seeing that Amazing form spilling out .... oh yeah!!


it's a Seinfeld reunion..... who do you do? Jerry, Elaine, Kramer or George?

 

[FallingToFly]

The Queen....
ever since watching Chicago and seeing that Amazing form spilling out .... oh yeah!!


it's a Seinfeld reunion..... who do you do? Jerry, Elaine, Kramer or George?

Kramer- he won't remember my name in the morning and I never have to worry about anyone ever believing him that he slept with me...

You get trapped in a voodoo ceremony where the mamaloa is raising the dead- and you are the intended victim of the deceased's lust. When the body crawls from the grave, whose unholy eyes find your naked body tied to the mausoleum... Brandon Lee, River Phoenix, Aaliyah, or Julia Childs?

 

[RogueLurker]

Kramer- he won't remember my name in the morning and I never have to worry about anyone ever believing him that he slept with me...

You get trapped in a voodoo ceremony where the mamaloa is raising the dead- and you are the intended victim of the deceased's lust. When the body crawls from the grave, whose unholy eyes find your naked body tied to the mausoleum... Brandon Lee, River Phoenix, Aaliyah, or Julia Childs?

Julia Childs ... because she'd at least cook a nice breakfast in the morning.

Escaping from the awkwardness of the morning-after brekkie with Julia Childs, you are beamed aboard a passing space ship and dropped into an obersvation room where the nefarious little green aliens are intent on ... mutual probes. You're choice of lab partners are ... Sigourney Weaver, Harrison Ford, Natasha Henstridge (the chick from Species), Patrick Stewart.

 

[wornoutkeyboard]

I used to play this game shortly after high school while drunk on Zia flavored with skittles.

WOW - we would always force choices like Ethyl Merman or Betty White.

~WOK

 

[Belegon]

Julia Childs ... because she'd at least cook a nice breakfast in the morning.

Escaping from the awkwardness of the morning-after brekkie with Julia Childs, you are beamed aboard a passing space ship and dropped into an obersvation room where the nefarious little green aliens are intent on ... mutual probes. You're choice of lab partners are ... Sigourney Weaver, Harrison Ford, Natasha Henstridge (the chick from Species), Patrick Stewart.

Easy for me, since I'm gonna cut the choices in half...for the pure physicality, I go with Natasha...

You're at an 80's retrospective concert and a british voice behind you asks if you would like to discuss the demise of the cassette tape...you turn around to spot Adam Ant, Annie Lennox, George Michael and Souixie Souix standing there, all making eye contact...whose hand do you take before heading backstage?

 

[RogueLurker]

Easy for me, since I'm gonna cut the choices in half...for the pure physicality, I go with Natasha...

You're at an 80's retrospective concert and a british voice behind you asks if you would like to discuss the demise of the cassette tape...you turn around to spot Adam Ant, Annie Lennox, George Michael and Souixie Souix standing there, all making eye contact...whose hand do you take before heading backstage?

"Sweet Dreams are made of these, Who am I to disagree"

Annie Lennox ... no contest. Her look from the early years ... wow, really made me understand the attraction of androgyny. Her singing voice is divine, and her speaking voice ... *sigh*

You're car has broken down on the side of a dark and lonely country road. A black BMW pulls up. As you lean into window of the car to ask for assistance, you catch a flash of bared flesh as a voice offer to take you home for the night ...

The driver is Tim Curry (al a Dr Frankenfurter), Sharon Stone, Cher or Denis Franz.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

"Sweet Dreams are made of these, Who am I to disagree"

Annie Lennox ... no contest. Her look from the early years ... wow, really made me understand the attraction of androgyny. Her singing voice is divine, and her speaking voice ... *sigh*

You're car has broken down on the side of a dark and lonely country road. A black BMW pulls up. As you lean into window of the car to ask for assistance, you catch a flash of bared flesh as a voice offer to take you home for the night ...

The driver is Tim Curry (al a Dr Frankenfurter), Sharon Stone, Cher or Denis Franz.

Tim Curry... I admit it, I have a Tim Curry fetish... *hanging head in abject shame at this admission*


Your computer is on the fritz and you call for a repair... but after it's fixed, you find you've misplaced your wallet/checkbook and have no way to pay... the former-child-star repair-person makes it clear that you can pay in ... sexual favors...

is it...

Corey Feldman (goonies), Tina Yothers (Jennifer from family ties), Danny Bonaduce (partridge family), or Alison Arngrim (nellie from Little House on the Prairie)

 

[impressive]

Your computer is on the fritz and you call for a repair... but after it's fixed, you find you've misplaced your wallet/checkbook and have no way to pay... the former-child-star repair-person makes it clear that you can pay in ... sexual favors...

is it...

Corey Feldman (goonies), Tina Yothers (Jennifer from family ties), Danny Bonaduce (partridge family), or Alison Arngrim (nellie from Little House on the Prairie)

[threadjack]You're a sick bitch, Selena! I love it.[/threadjack]

 

[Selena_Kitt]

[threadjack]You're a sick bitch, Selena! I love it.[/threadjack]

tee hee!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

This thread reminds me of a Lenny Bruce routine that went something like this.

So you're for segregation, believe in white supremacy, and are opposed to racial mixing, right?

Okay, here's the deal. There's only three people left on the planet to restart the human race after some disaster: you and two chicks. One is a black woman and one is white but you can only have one. So you gotta pick between Lena Horne and Kate Smite. Go ahead racist, it's your call.

Rumple Foreskin

ps: For those to young to appreciate the difference:

Lena Horne
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004WMYH.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Kate Smith
http://www.apfn.net/kate-smith-sm.jpg