Who would win in a fight?

[Black_Bird]

Dan Rather or Ben Stien?
Mighty Mouse or Danger Mouse?
Cartman or Butthead?
John Edwards or Ms. Cleo?
Major Kusanagi or The Terminator?
Rei Ayanami or Holden Caufield?
Buddha or Nietzche?
Stephen Hawking or Dexter?

 

[perks]

Ben Stein
Mighty Mouse
Cartman
Ms Cleo
Terminator
Ayanami
Nietzche
Dexter

 

[RawHumor]

Cartman or Butthead?

Whoah! I'm in the spotlight again!

Of course Cartman would win, because he actually has a brain. He'd just call Butthead an ass-monkey and Butthead would fall into convulsions of laughter and it'd be all over.

 

[metal_minx]

Dan Rather or Ben Stien?
Mighty Mouse or Danger Mouse?
Cartman or Butthead?
John Edwards or Ms. Cleo?
Major Kusanagi or The Terminator?
Rei Ayanami or Holden Caufield?
Buddha or Nietzche?
Stephen Hawking or Dexter?

dan rather..he has more attitude and he's been in war zones

mighty mouse because danger mouse is just a rip off of him

cartman has the weight advantage

ms. cleo would whoop ass, no question

terminator...why? because he's the terminator!

caufield, because he's the silent crazy type

nietzche...hell the nazis were into him he had to have some fighting skills

hawking would run that little cartoon over

 

[perks]

ben stein would eat Rather for lunch.

 

[Black_Bird]

My votes:

Ben Stien, because Dan Rather has the wit of a wooden post.
Danger Mouse because Mighty Mouse is busy taking little pills.
Cartman, because he's a violent little fucker.
John Edwards. Ms. Cleo's knockers might knock John Edwards out, but then he'd come back and haunt her for the rest of her life from beyond the grave.
Major Kusanagi. Did you see the beating she took in Ghost in the Shell? God damn.
Rei Ayanami. There are just too many of her for Holden to kill.
Buddha. Who else do you think was the inspiration for the "boot to the head" skit?
Dexter. Stephen Hawking just doesn't get around like he used to; that, and he's never created a big fucking robot.

 

[OpposingBalance]

Stien
Mighty
Hmmm Cartman. Just because butthead is so stupid...
CleoI can't stand that John Edwards guy
KusanagiJust cause I like anime
Ayanami
Nietzsche
Hawking

 

[Shaq]

Dan Rather or Ben Stien?
Mighty Mouse or Danger Mouse?
Cartman or Butthead?
John Edwards or Ms. Cleo?
Major Kusanagi or The Terminator?
Rei Ayanami or Holden Caufield?
Buddha or Nietzche?
Stephen Hawking or Dexter?

Dan Rather....that man cried on 9/11...he's got a lot of anger in him and he would take that fury out on Mr. Money...

Mighty Mouse....his theme song alone would drive him to victory....

Cartman...butthead is borderline retarted and got beat by Beavis a couple of times...

John Edwards....Ms. Cleo is a man...it's just John is a bigger man...

the terminator....Mister Myagi VS arnold might be a better fight...but Kusanagi can't be the machine who can ready a pump shotgun with a twirl of the wrist....

Rei Ayanami....haven't heard of either one...but that name says "Mofo I mean buisness"

Neitzche.....Buddha cried cause he was rich....as legend says...he really cried cause he got his ass robbed for his milk money daily....

Stephen Hawking....I swear that man has missiles hidden somewhere in his wheelchair....

 

[IA951]

Dan Rather or Ben Stien?
Mighty Mouse or Danger Mouse?
Cartman or Butthead?
John Edwards or Ms. Cleo?
Major Kusanagi or The Terminator?
Rei Ayanami or Holden Caufield?
Buddha or Nietzche?
Stephen Hawking or Dexter?

Ben Stein
Might Mouse
Cartman
Ms.Cleo
Terminator
who the hell is Rei Ayanami?
Nietzche
Dexter

 

[metal_minx]

Re: Re: Who would win in a fight?

Dan Rather....that man cried on 9/11...he's got a lot of anger in him and he would take that fury out on Mr. Money...

Mighty Mouse....his theme song alone would drive him to victory....

Cartman...butthead is borderline retarted and got beat by Beavis a couple of times...

John Edwards....Ms. Cleo is a man...it's just John is a bigger man...

the terminator....Mister Myagi VS arnold might be a better fight...but Kusanagi can't be the machine who can ready a pump shotgun with a twirl of the wrist....

Rei Ayanami....haven't heard of either one...but that name says "Mofo I mean buisness"

Neitzche.....Buddha cried cause he was rich....as legend says...he really cried cause he got his ass robbed for his milk money daily....

Stephen Hawking....I swear that man has missiles hidden somewhere in his wheelchair....

lmao