Who would I rather fuck than you?

[parodyluvr75]

gilbert gottfried, carrot top and the shamwow guy. For starters.

 

[Adre]

Harsh.

 

[Liar]

At the same time?

 

[parodyluvr75]

At the same time?

Maybe.

 

[Bert Notorius]

gilbert gottfried, carrot top and the shamwow guy. For starters.

i admit i'm not the best fuck in the world but i do a lot of other things really well.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Harsh.

It had to be said.

 

[lovetoread]

gangbang at birdy's cage!

 

[parodyluvr75]

i admit i'm not the best fuck in the world but i do a lot of other things really well.

My hedges need trimming and I need a fence, please.

 

[Adre]

My hedges need trimming and I need a fence, please.

I know a euphemism when I see one.

 

[Liar]

Maybe.

So there's a chance at sloppy fourths is what you're saying?

 

[bronzeage]

gilbert gottfried, carrot top and the shamwow guy. For starters.

Seriously, I'm hurt.

 

[parodyluvr75]

gangbang at birdy's cage!

 

[parodyluvr75]

I know a euphemism when I see one.

I thought I hid it well.

So there's a chance at sloppy fourths is what you're saying?

Anything is possible, probable not so much.

Seriously, I'm hurt.

I'm sorry, I had to let it out.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I never give a woman a reason to not fuck me. They can figure it out on their own.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I never give a woman a reason to not fuck me. They can figure it out on their own.

You're a wise man.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

i thought Mr. Shamwow had passed on, kicked the bucket, bought the farm?

i vote you hit up Ron Howard's brother, Clint.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Imma go ahead and assume this thread is not about me.

No, this one isn't about you. The lack of sardines is a big clue.

i thought Mr. Shamwow had passed on, kicked the bucket, bought the farm?

i vote you hit up Ron Howard's brother, Clint.

I don't know.

I'd hit him before I'd hit this person, that's for sure.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

wow, that is bad. *shudder*

 

[parodyluvr75]

You know it.

 

[spacekowboy]

Somehow I've always known.

 

[Ishmael]

Vat, bit he's unavailable.

Ishmael

 

[parodyluvr75]

Somehow I've always known.

Am I that transparent?

Vat, bit he's unavailable.

Ishmael

He's super sexy, just ask him.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

there's always Meatloaf...

 

[parodyluvr75]

there's always Meatloaf...

Meatloaf, still better.