Who/what is the "real" WoodyViagra and why does anyone really care???

[FlamingoBlue]

Being a verrrry busy lawyer I have little time to spend on anything but the most serious problems, When I saw the most recent confrontation involving WV, I immediately knew that I would have to gain more insight about what was happening. So, I got into the search mode and read his stuff.

The early stuff seemed harmless enough. A guy in his 40's who never ate pussy and who performs stand up comedy. He seemed to be a pretty well meaning sort of guy until he met up with some folks who brought out his more edgy side.

Now it seems that both sides have gotten into it with each other over something of little conseqence to the BB at large but of major importance to the combatants. (Maybe someone can explain it's importance to me). But it's all there, now, for us to read becuse the dog and cat fight has gone public. Just another Jerry Springer Show with everyone ganging up on the poor guy. (I say poor guy because he seems relatively harmless given the antics of others on this BB in the past).

I say that you all stop acting like "children" and show each other respect for your differences rather than attacking each other because of them. So the guy doesn't eat pussy, yet. BFD!!!! So he's sensitive about it. Why make fun of him?? I myself didn't have the experience until I was 19 years old but that doesn't make me a dork. ( Okay, so maybe it does, but I really don't give a flying fuck what any of you think. I mean it was one thing to fuck it but another to actually make love to it. And who the hell ever heard about a young guy ever caring about what a woman wanted)??

So, stop the fucking war, already. OR, if you're gonna do it, DO IT right and really tear into each other so that we can all see the battered and bloody results. No one likes a tease.

That's my point of view about all the petty bitching that goes on here and if you disagree with me, FUCK YOU, YOUR FAMILY, YOUR FRIENDS and the HORSES THEY ALL RODE IN ON, BLESS YOUR HEARTS!!!!

blue

 

[CelestialBody]

blue

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Blue? Alas I have no clue.

WoodyV has paid no due.

I have simply passed those threads
Less to ponder in Sparky's head.

CB you cute littlen nubin you.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Sparky, you should read them for the=>

entertainment value alone. The poor guy is getting killed and he doesn't even know it. The women on the BB are tearing him a new asshole. The fight isn't even fair. We gots some real strong women on this BB!!! Poor WV. He doesn't have a prayer.

BTW, Spark, I can't believe that you would even think of eating beef stew and ice cream together.

blue

 

[nitengale]

Blue

I have no idea who you are, but I found your posting...

well, I...

I have tingles all over

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'm not sure, but hasn't it already stopped? I don't see the point of this thread.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yeah these babes are amazing to me.

They can write rings around most of us males and they all seem to know tons of worthless yet interesting information - even more interesting than most of the males.

Most have got Bi tendencies which puts them one up on me and they can all have mutiple orgasims, seemingly without even trying. And quite a few can cum via the rear port - another one up on ole Sparky. Hell I can't even stick my pinky in there without clamping down and loosing a fingernail.

And lots of'em could whup ass on most of the skrawny males found here - not me of course - but most.

I'll bet most of'em have two inch clits too.

Damn I love these ladies - I'd like to make Marines out of'um. And take them out to fight.

Sargent Sparky Kronkite - platoon leader of - The Amphibian Twat Patrole - the fightingest females this side of Istanbul.

 

[Purple Haze]

ROTFLMFAO!

 

[FlamingoBlue]

WTF,DCL. Who says that thread has to=

have a point?? You have got to be kidding, right??

And, btw, nitengale got tingles from me. Maybe that was the point of the thread.

blue

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Tingles are always worthy......

regarding "any" thread.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Who says that thread has to have a point??

Flamingo Blue, you ARE the weakest link. Goodbye.

 

[Angel]

I'm not sure, but hasn't it already stopped? I don't see the point of this thread.

Apparently they skipped over the ice cream parts, Dixon.

 

[Madame Pandora]

Dix is the soul of brevity. I, alas, am not.

Hold on to your booties, babies, and for those of you too sensitive of nature to listen to non-pleasantries, shield your tender eyes.

Dearest Blue,


For someone who doesn't care about the "petty" bickering of the trolls and the rest of the board, you sure bitch about it enough.

I’m just curious…do you EVER get tired of your own hypocritical bullshit? Or have you truly deluded yourself into thinking that you pull off the wanna-be Garrison Keller shtick enough to comb over your ridiculousness?

I don’t really blame you for your crap. I mean, there’s enough SHeeP here that obviously need a father figure so desperately you’re able to suffice. And you play sweet little nice-guy enough to throw them off guard.

I’ve never found anything genuine about you from Day 1. I think you’re a big honking sham. Which is fine, I think MOST people here play some kind of part. But you spew this “traditional wisdom” malarkey enough to make politicians roll their eyes. It’s usually easier to just ignore you, but lately you’ve been on a roll and I can’t resist.

So, ole Bluey ole pal, since you’ve asked a few questions of late, I’ll give you my answers:

1. Trolls. I really don’t give a shit about the people who troll. Deb has a sense of “justice” which is wounded by them, and a little of a personal score to settle because she’s been targeted. I think Deb has MORE than a right to give back some of what she’s taken, but that’s just me. As for me, I left Iris alone until she aimed her shit at ME. Let me repeat that – I let her operate under her little guise until SHE wagged her little ass in MY direction and took a snip at me. I responded in kind because I don’t mind telling someone to go suck a lemon.

Deb is another story, and Deb is much more careful in her accusations that I am. She is also more relentless. The rest of the little amateur witch-hunters around here either don’t get it or don’t care to. Which is fine. There are better things in life to focus on. You present yourself as some kind-hearted sage who is above the name- calling and the squabbling. But your “who the hell cares about trolls” and “poor WoodyViagra” nonsense is intended to stir JUST AS MUCH SHIT as anything else. Yes, old man. You are a SHIT STIRRER. Many people on the board are. It’s just that they don’t all have the sanctimonious attitude condemning their own kind like you do. Yes, you preach that life is too short, but it appears to be JUST LONG ENOUGH for you to get in your two cents. How conveniently time operates to your whims.

2. People Who Complain About Silly Posts. NEWSFLASH. They have as much right to their opinion as the idiots who take up board space with vapid crap. And, let’s be clear. Those of us who don’t like “silly” posts aren’t talking about fun or frivolous threads. “What do you like on your hot dog” is just as valid to all of us as “What do you think about the ERA?” What irritates people like myself are people who use the BOARD as a chat program in lieu of e-mail, AIM, ICQ, or even the LIT CHATROOM. People who chose to have private (and, usually inane) conversations on a BB are just fucking INCONSIDERATE. Do they have the right to be so? Certainly. It’s a public BB. They probably also talk in movie theaters and during orchestral maneuvers in the dark. But, you know, it’s really sad. To be SO insecure that you have to prove to the world that you have a friend by posting a thread with their name in the title attached to a message which only reads “Hi, X. Hee hee…what are YOU doing today…?” blows my mind. But then, some people don’t need to have substance to open their mouths, so oh well. Of course, with Lit Mail down, I can understand the need to communicate in that manner, so I haven’t said anything about the influx lately. I haven’t really noticed anyone who has made a big deal about it…other than YOU, that is.

3. WoodyViagra. How kind and accepting of you to chastise all the mean people who are picking on this poor little lamb. I’m sure, since he’s been welcomed by FlamingoBlue with open arms, he’ll find all the nurturing acceptance he could ever hope for. You’ll forgive me if the rest of us don’t fall over ourselves to mimic your offering of the olive branch.

Now, yes – all you little pedestrians who are going to boo-hoo and gasp and mutter “My God, she’s said something rude to dear ole Blue…” you can save your breath, though you won’t. Defend him all you enjoy. Have at thee. For the most part I ignore the priggish hypocrisy. I chuckle at his “can’t we all just get along” hype which usually only serves to stir others into unrest and point a spotlight on the issue he’s claiming to admonish and instruct people to ignore. Hell, I even find it worth a laugh when he dupes you all with his rendition of “Grandpa, tell me about the good old days,” or his “Gosh I just love this place so much because nowhere else can I spew all my excrement and have people tell me it smells like roses.” Whatever. Yeah yeah yeah. Lit is his surrogate family. His sweet distraction from the pressure and ugliness of IRL, where he can sigh and smile about the “simple pleasures” while, at the same time, telling everyone that NO ONE knows better than he about any given subject. He’s seen it all. He knows about suffering…yadda yadda yadda.

Defend him. Hug him. Tell him how much you love and admire and enjoy him.

And I will go back to my evil little house made of candy to lure the innocent, unsuspecting children into cages and ovens. I don’t get any particular pleasure from being “mean” to people. I just speak my mind. The same as everyone else. I think FlamingoBlue has EVERY RIGHT to be a bozo. He also has every right to call me a miserable, hateful little worm. Except I doubt he has the balls. That’s just my opinion, though, I could well be wrong.

Deborah has every right to post her harsh theories on trolls. Iris/Patryn has every right to dispute it and cause her mischief. Sparky has every right to lament about pussy fumes. WoodyViagra and KID ROCK1 have the right to act like dickheads. Other people have the right to call them ones. Idiots have the right to post chat threads. Others have the right to moan about them.

PERIOD.

Nothing you say or I say or ANYONE says changes the rules. Laurel is the one exception and she pretty much just lets all us infants wail in the playpen as we see fit, so long as we don’t break the rules.

And, you know what - in IRL not everyone gets along all the time, and often A LOT of good comes from argument and discussion. Funny how all your experience has skipped that little morsel of wisdom.

You want to preach about “peace and harmony,” Blue? Go ahead. Normally I ignore you like so much hot air. But, you know, don’t kid yourself that some of us don’t see your fucking double standards for what they are. You stoke fires. You’re an instigator hiding behind a nice-guy guise.

The people who are REALLY above the jive and the petty shit don’t post about it. They’re like Weird Harold. They just send trolls and miscreants to Coventry, and they ignore people like me when I lose my cyber-temper.

I’m sure WoodyViagra appreciates having a compatriot. You both speak the same language. Just different accents is all.

So, you go ahead and play your fiddle-faddle good-guy-Joe routine and poo-poo on the meanies who speak directly while you illuminate us all with your down-home acumen. But if you ask enough questions, and stir enough shit, eventually I just can’t help myself but to respond.

Really, it’s just too much fun. If only it weren’t so easy…

MP


Ahhhhhhh...now I feel better

 

[FlamingoBlue]

DCL, fuck you, bless your heart...

I would still love to see you get on that show. But do tell the mistress to tone down the music and the lights.

I wonder, too,DCL, if you are taking yourself a bit to seriously. I'll ask Sparky for his opinion. What do you think Sparkman? Is DCL becomming a little holier than thou and, if so, should we really care??

Let me be real clear on this point, DCL. I don't like conflict or the people who stir it up. So, if you have a bone to pick with me, do it by email. I'll be happy to pursue this conversation further, that way.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

But MP? Even though much of what you say is.....

very valid......

you seem to have forgotten the "one single thing, more than any other," that drives "everyone" who contributes oo this board.....

And it's amazing because you just demonstrated it so well.

Ego.

 

[Purple Haze]

I'll bet a million bucks that MP has mail.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

MP, can you ever type fast!!!

I can't believe the passionate reply you made or the fact that you actually ytake a bullshit thread like this seriously. My "Garrison Keeler" stuff is all from the heart.The rest of the stuff is all bullshit intended to get a response. Thanks, cutie!! Love you too.

blue

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

DCL has lately made a point of......

NOT contributing to Troll Issue threads.

AND therefore........

When he sees anyone "bring up the subject" - well he just thinks it drags down the board.

Now - Dix feels this way for good reason. And it's his right of course.

So it does come off a little serious, but especially to the folks like you and I - who can't keep up with it all and come in late and don't know what the fuck is going on and inosently ask - hey what's going on?

Often reopening a wound that closed.

Is that sort of right Dix?

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Thank you Sparky for helping me to....

see the light about DCL. I guess I was having too much fun to see his point of view. I also didn't follow up on the war between WV and the ladies of the BB.

As to MP. I love reading your stuff. You are bright and witty and a welcome addition to this BB. Play on Madam Box, play on.

blue

 

[Madame Pandora]

Re: But MP? Even though much of what you say is.....

very valid......

you seem to have forgotten the "one single thing, more than any other," that drives "everyone" who contributes oo this board.....

And it's amazing because you just demonstrated it so well.

Ego.

Sparky, baby...

I never forget ego. Like I answered in your thread, 90% of all of that makes the world go round.

I just get a kick when some think their "ego" bullshit smells better than the rest. Mine stinks, but I don't ask anyone to rub their noses in it like the Bluemeister and tell me it's sweet.

Oh, and DCL, you better take this seriously:

Let me be real clear on this point, DCL. I don't like conflict or the people who stir it up. So, if you have a bone to pick with me, do it by email. I'll be happy to pursue this conversation further, that way.

ROFL! DCL, you're ON REPORT. I'll bet he and WV have matching clipboards.

MP

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Blue - Dix and CB wised me up a bit on this stuff....

And now - when I'm really uncertain about some things and have questions as to publicly (that seems so silly here - "publicly" to me) posting those relative questions......

I will from now on - e-mail them direct - or someone else who I think may have the answers. But for the most part - I'm just going to leave the Troll shit alone - a bit fasinating yes - but I don't fine it worth the effort.

It's effort enough maintaining the foolishness of Sparky.

As for MP's thoughts - it's my belief that foolishness "must" be a part of this board - I mean the sex stuff is getting more rare and far more timid when it does come to light - usually brought in by a newbie or outsider. And if everybody only ever talked politics, miscarriages and meds - shit - where would we all be then?

Foolishness - there must be a bunch of it.

 

[KillerMuffin]

What MP said. Only you aren't fucking my horse Blue. I'll kick your ass.

WoodyV and KidRock are big boys, they are more than capable of standing up for themselves, misguided though they be. In fact, if you toodle to KR's board you'll find him laughing more often than not at how much he thinks we're all excited about him. Gloat away KR. Don't toke too much, you really need at least one brain cell.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL

Let me be clear. I have no problem with blue. He went on and on about the "Woody War" problem which, to me, seems to be over and done with -- so a thread complaining about it just seemed to exacerbate the situation. That's all.

MP, you post well, but that tirade was a bit much ado about nothing.

 

[Madame Pandora]

MP, you post well, but that tirade was a bit much ado about nothing.

Thanks, Dix. I do so strive for your approval

Sparky - I agree, babe. As you know, your special brand of "foolishness" has grown on me. I don't mind the sex stuff, bold or timid. I don't even mind the obnoxious stuff as long as it's interesting. Gives me someone to gnaw on from time to time.

My only problem is with banality. Certainly, the board isn't tailored to MY single desires. And everyone can ignore or take issue with my big fat opinion.


MP

 

[Deborah]

Hey Sparky

Dix and CB wised you up? LMFAO! No doubt both have high IQ's but one couches much in terms of what's politically correct and the other one couldn't think her way through the paper bag over her brain. If they really wised you up somebody must have wised them up first.

I know who the "real" WoodyViagra is. And I'm sending him a pic of my fat ass. Keep checking your e-mail, Woody.