Who wants to have a turn-based marriage with me?

[Xelebes]

Who wants to be my turn-based wife?

 

[softheart1]

Tell me what that is, and I'll think about it...LOL

 

[Xelebes]

Well, the marriage is like a marriage but it's turn-based.

 

[chris9]

What does 'turn-based' mean?

 

[Xelebes]

Well, let's assume it does not mean the same thing as tern-baste.

 

[chris9]

Well, let's assume it does not mean the same thing as tern-baste.

Xelebes, I have actually no clue what you are talking about.

 

[Xelebes]

Well think. How can a marriage be turn-based. That is, based on turns. Your turn.

 

[chris9]

Well think. How can a marriage be turn-based. That is, based on turns. Your turn.

Oh, I see. You want to take turns being man and woman. Or rather who cooks and who cleans the bathroom? Who's top and who's bottom? Seeing each other and being long-distance?

 

[shy slave]

I thought you meant 'turn-tables,' as in the pre-cd age of disco.

I quite like the idea of sitting on a turn-table spinning round, although I would prefer to spin as single not as an LP record. Otherwise dizziness would set in too quickly.

But to answer to your question I would need to know what we're taking turns in...

 

[Marquis]

I cast "pay the bills"

you lose 4 GP

 

[chris9]

I cast "pay the bills"

you lose 4 GP

Spells are more expensive than four gold pieces.

 

[nusubgurl]

I think he means polyamory, but in that one week i'm his and the next week i belong to another "husband"? I think he means he can only put up with a wife for about a week and then he needs breathing space??

Close?

 

[Private_Label]

Who wants to be my turn-based wife?

I'll play!

 

[Master Sensei]

Are saving throws allowed?

 

[sphynx's dragon]

Yes but at a -2 for will saves

 

[Guest]

 

[Xelebes]

I thought you meant 'turn-tables,' as in the pre-cd age of disco.

You mean 2004?

 

[Master Sensei]

Everytime I see this thread I can't help but think about the months of my life I've spent playing Civilization computer games.

 

[Epona's Chylde]

If you're looking for a wife, we need to know you're race, alignment, class, and stats please.

I have a friend who is a nice lawful good dwarf....18 INT but only 6 charisma...you interested???

 

[shy slave]

You mean 2004?

Was thinking ore about last century but if you know places that were still playing 78's in 2004 then lead me to them lol

 

[Evil_Geoff]

I used to have a +6 Shield of Law.... but then I went to the dark side....

*LOL*

Turn-based marriage... Make saving throw versus insanity at +3 for having been married before... -1 if you've never been married, -2 if you're drunk, -4 if you are horney. -6 if your potential spouse is a celebrity OR if you are in Las Vegas. Penalties are cumulative!

 

[Guest]

 

[Epona's Chylde]

*casts circle of protection against cheaters, losers, and people with no jobs*

don't forget that step. Its important!

 

[Xelebes]

Was thinking ore about last century but if you know places that were still playing 78's in 2004 then lead me to them lol

They play 45's, but I know some djs who play their records at 78. But they are usually jungle and happy hardcore djs.

 

[Xelebes]

I cast "pay the bills"

you lose 4 GP

I'm sorry, gay marriages are not legal in the US. Try again.