Who wants some of my

Is that what you're calling it now? You used to call it monkey mike... oh, I remember the days.... consider me sighing wistfully
 
I lied. I don't have one. Yet. But I'm gonna git one soon ifin it sounds good when I thump it.
 
WriterDom said:
I lied. I don't have one. Yet. But I'm gonna git one soon ifin it sounds good when I thump it.
I've seen pictures. I know you have one. Just don't be thumpin' too hard... you might need it one of these days. ok?
 
If one of 'em's a watermelon, how big's the other one? And where do you find pants to fit?
 
Sir_Winston54 said:
If one of 'em's a watermelon, how big's the other one? And where do you find pants to fit?

have we considered the possibility of cancer? this doesn't sound healthy.
 
myinnerslut said:
there was watermelon at camp today. i never got a chance to get any.

= (

you should have destroyed the people that did get some. teach them not to share...
 
Don't let Shank see your melon, have you ever seen the pics of how he uses various fruits?

:eek:

I can't explain how I keep those pics he posted in my head though :eek:
 
shy slave said:
Don't let Shank see your melon, have you ever seen the pics of how he uses various fruits?

:eek:

I can't explain how I keep those pics he posted in my head though :eek:

Yes, I checked for holes before I bought it.
 
That is a very purty watermelon! :p There was this guy selling them on my way to school a few weeks back. The best seedless watermelons and cantaloupes I ever tasted. I wish he hadn't gone away! :( I blame the fucking heat, again!! :mad:
 
I do. I do.

I'll eat your fruit.

But can I eat with my hands tied behind my back, so that I have to dive and bob and slurp and suck and end up covering my face with its juice?

What sweet, sticky pleasure that would be. :rolleyes:
 
Man, do I want a slice of that! Especially after how warm it was earlier today. I would've melted if I'd gone out in it.
 
Chicklet said:
= (

you should have destroyed the people that did get some. teach them not to share...

the only reason i knew there was watermelon was becuase i had to go into the camp dining hall. usually i avoided that building like the plague. its hot and noisy. since i worked in staff headquarters, someone brought a tray of lunch up for us every day and we didnt get any watermelon when it was our turn for lunch. i was pissed.
 
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