Who understands women?

[jass1960]

Spooky

I was musing on the way to work about posting a thread 'Who understands women?' and spookily there is a thread 'Who understands men' - strange world.

I will continue anyway.......

My wife and I employ a cleaner - one day a week, Friday - so what does my wife want us to do on Thursday night? Tidy the bloody house - uuhhh!!

The cleaner used to do the ironing as well but now my wife does that on Thursday night as well - 'so that the cleaner can do more cleaning'.

Can't be a lot left as we have done it all the night before!!

What is all that about?

Any more examples of the strange logic of women?

 

[p_p_man]

Any more examples of the strange logic of women?

Holding up a queue at a check out whilst they fumble around in huge bags filled to overflowing with rubbish, looking for exactly the right change.

Their reason? I asked once.

It's because they might get mugged whilsts standing in line...

Unbelievable!

 

[Scabbers]

Spooky

Yeah, but if we really did understand, what would be left to do?

 

[jass1960]

Couldn't agree more!!!

 

[mig]

Ah! sweet mystery.

 

[Styphon]

They crave...

Cuddles
Trivial (to us men, anyway) romantic gestures
Compliments
Shoes

That's ALL you need to know to keep them happy



Styphon

 

[alltherage]

They crave...

Cuddles
Trivial (to us men, anyway) romantic gestures
Compliments
Shoes

That's ALL you need to know to keep them happy



Styphon

SHOES! The secret is revealed. Woe is us!

 

[Pokerman]

reminds me of an old joke:

A man was walking along a deserted road and found an old bottle. Cleaning up the bottle, the cork falls out and a Genie appears. He tells the man, "For releasing me from my bottle, I will grant you a single wish." The man says, "Well, I've always wanted to visit Hawaii, but I'm afraid to fly. Could you build a road from LA to Hawaii for me?" The Genie says, "Are you kidding? Do you know how far that is? How deep the Pacific Ocean is? How much raw materials that would take? It's impossible. You need to pick something else." The man sighs, and says, "OK, then I want to be able to understand what women want in a relationship." The Genie looks at the man and says, "Do you want that highway to be two lanes or four?"

 

[lovetoread]

They crave...

Cuddles
Trivial (to us men, anyway) romantic gestures
Compliments
Shoes

Not me,at least the shoes part. I hate to wear them,much less buy them.

The way to my heart is to hand me your credit card,and drop me off in front of Books A Million and tell me to have a great time.

 

[Tim1]

nope

Can't figure women out and I don't even try to. Gave that shit up many years ago.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Have you ever asked her????

Spooky

My wife and I employ a cleaner - one day a week, Friday - so what does my wife want us to do on Thursday night? Tidy the bloody house - uuhhh!!

What is all that about?

Asking "strangers" is not going to help you understand your wife's rationale for her behavior. Go to the source!!!

blue

 

[april-wine]

Damnnnnnnnnnnn she don't want the cleaning lady to think you both are slobs lol........