Who says there isn't a market for everything?

[JKendallDane]

$30k a month selling Bigfoot erotica!??!

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articl...he-latest-wrinkle-in-self-published-smut.html

Could Loch Ness monster smut be the next big thing?

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I don't understand why that would be erotic?

Exotic, yes.

Erotic, no.

 

[Handley_Page]

I don't understand why that would be erotic?

Exotic, yes.

Erotic, no.

Unless it's with a Mermaid ?

 

[Blind_Justice]

Rubber suits are already a thing with some BDSM people though.

"My neopren suit was no match for its ferociously questing tongue" and all that

 

[lovecraft68]

You know what? I do not believe this author was making 30k a month.

Until this article surfaced. This is the fifth place I have seen someone post this link.

Pays to get yourself viral.

as for the topic? beastie sells no doubt about it . Especially if you pretend it's not a real animal and can make yourself feel better about it. So on that note I credit the people who write real beastie about horses and dogs and at least own up to their kink

 

[hoo_hoo_boo]

Hardly need to. Today we had a temp of 110 f today. It has been 120f on previous days. We've now got wind, thunder, dry lightening and a bloody firebug. We have a fire bug register and in extreme temperatures they have company. Obviously, there is a new one. They're closing highways. 5 towns are threatened with others to come. We have 3 big fires at the moment but as the dry lightening continues who knows how many more will start. The skies are red. The fires advance in tongues and broaden in the wake of the tongues. Surely some one has a mind sufficiently peculiar to make it erotic? I would have to ask why though.

 

[StrangeLife]

$30k a month selling Bigfoot erotica!??!

You know what they say about men with big feet, right?

 

[Bramblethorn]

Hardly need to. Today we had a temp of 110 f today. It has been 120f on previous days. We've now got wind, thunder, dry lightening and a bloody firebug. We have a fire bug register and in extreme temperatures they have company. Obviously, there is a new one. They're closing highways. 5 towns are threatened with others to come. We have 3 big fires at the moment but as the dry lightening continues who knows how many more will start. The skies are red. The fires advance in tongues and broaden in the wake of the tongues. Surely some one has a mind sufficiently peculiar to make it erotic? I would have to ask why though.

Kids near my place are setting off firecrackers. On a total fire ban day. Frickin' idiots.

 

[hoo_hoo_boo]

Kids near my place are setting off firecrackers. On a total fire ban day. Frickin' idiots.

Can only agree. The house I'm trying to buy has been threatened but is apparently safe. More lightening coming- no rain with it. Angaston will be threatened soon- then Nuri. Truro, Canbrai, Sedan, Keyneton, Murraytown, Renmark West, Bangor, Stonehut . So many places, all over the place. The dog is jumping with the thunder. Nortmally she's placid. Roads full of lost confused people- the smoke obscures their way. Dangerous.

 

[hoo_hoo_boo]

Kids near my place are setting off firecrackers. On a total fire ban day. Frickin' idiots.

The lightening is huge. It's moving rapidly. I went out to look. It has just hit a tree nearby- I heard it just then- heard the tree split and then crash- we have massive trees here. The house is shaking with it, a brick house. I'm inside- it's safer. Now there is rain but other places have had 10 mls and it's not enough. It's still hot. Climate change. We never used to get this heat and this is a huge storm.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

You know what they say about men with big feet, right?

It hurts when they step on your toes?

 

[TxRad]

It hurts when they step on your toes?

Steel toed boots.

Some people even find them sexy.

 

[patientlee]

Steel toed boots.

Some people even find them sexy.

There is an audience for everything.

 

[JKendallDane]

Since I don't think I could keep a straight face while writing stuff like this, I'll happily give away the plot bunny that hopped up on my desk when I first read that article last night. Might make a fun challenge for someone for the celebrity category.

Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble start up a gay relationship after they discover that Wilma and Betty have been getting it on with Dino while they were working at the rock quarry.

As far as the idea of the Loch Ness monster and a mermaid...well...someone could always do the erotic version of Hans Christian Andersen's classic.

 

[Saxon_Hart]

All I could picture was a guy using Butthead's voice saying "Hey baby. Wanna see my size 23 shoes and my furry wiener?" He he he...He said wiener.