Who says the rich never do jail time?
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rgraham666
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Quelle surprise. 
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CNN has it too.
I am so glad our national ordeal is over.
I am so glad our national ordeal is over.
R. Richard
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Now the only question is, will her long incarceration scar her for life?
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She is still under house arrest for the duration of her sentence! OMG!
When I was a child and got in trouble my parents would send me to my room as punishment. Since that's where I spent most of my free time anyway I certainly didn't consider it punishment as that's exactly where I wanted to be!
When I was a child and got in trouble my parents would send me to my room as punishment. Since that's where I spent most of my free time anyway I certainly didn't consider it punishment as that's exactly where I wanted to be!
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A huge house, pool, (poolboy?), booze, drugs, friends, 80 inch TV.Zeb_Carter said:
Oh, the horror. Has anyone called Amnesty International?
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I did send her a pic of my 80 incher.Ted-E-Bare said:
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Aw, fuck. I wanted that dumb twat to have a full jail experience.
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It's not like she was going to have the "full" experience anyway. I'd heard they were keeping her in her cell 23 hours a day. No interaction with other prisoners.
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And that's reasonable--I don't want to see her hurt.Night_Jasmine said:
But a few weeks and nothing to do but contemplate how she might kill someone with her drinking and driving couldn't have hurt.
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Ted-E-Bare said:
I agree with you there whole heartedly. She's never going to learn anything if people keep catering to her wealth and name.
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WE have, certainly!Pure said:surely she's learned her lesson.
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Pretty lady.
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Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
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Hotel heiress, Paris Hilton, was released from L.A. County’s Century Regional Detention Facility in the early hours today. After much discussion among the jail administration, Sheriff’s spokesman, Steve Whitmore, told the press, “Miss Hilton was released for medical reasons.” When asked for specifics of the medical problem Whitmore replied, “I don’t know what was wrong with that whinny bitch. But I glad she’s gone.” Ms. Hilton was released to confinement with an ankle bracelet at her home for 40 days. “Yeah, it took six guys to snap that thing around her leg. She was so pissed because the color didn’t match he prison coveralls.”
Rumors yesterday seemed to indicate the possibility of a general uprising among the other inmates which began shortly after Ms. Hilton’s arrival at the facility. Inside sources claimed there was a unified escape plan by all inmates to get away from the star of “Real World” and maintain their sanity.
One inmate, who asked that her identity be withheld although we did find out she was incarcerated for serial murder, bank robbery and kidnapping, told us Ms. Hilton was the, “…worst bitch I’ve ever been jailed with. She bitched about everything. Then she was pissed when she tried to order pizza delivered and they wouldn’t do it. That was when it got really bad.”
We were told that a tunnel was being dug by all the other 324 inmates at the facility in a vain attempt to escape the “Wrath of Paris.”
Los Angeles
Hotel heiress, Paris Hilton, was released from L.A. County’s Century Regional Detention Facility in the early hours today. After much discussion among the jail administration, Sheriff’s spokesman, Steve Whitmore, told the press, “Miss Hilton was released for medical reasons.” When asked for specifics of the medical problem Whitmore replied, “I don’t know what was wrong with that whinny bitch. But I glad she’s gone.” Ms. Hilton was released to confinement with an ankle bracelet at her home for 40 days. “Yeah, it took six guys to snap that thing around her leg. She was so pissed because the color didn’t match he prison coveralls.”
Rumors yesterday seemed to indicate the possibility of a general uprising among the other inmates which began shortly after Ms. Hilton’s arrival at the facility. Inside sources claimed there was a unified escape plan by all inmates to get away from the star of “Real World” and maintain their sanity.
One inmate, who asked that her identity be withheld although we did find out she was incarcerated for serial murder, bank robbery and kidnapping, told us Ms. Hilton was the, “…worst bitch I’ve ever been jailed with. She bitched about everything. Then she was pissed when she tried to order pizza delivered and they wouldn’t do it. That was when it got really bad.”
We were told that a tunnel was being dug by all the other 324 inmates at the facility in a vain attempt to escape the “Wrath of Paris.”
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Had it been Nicole, the ankle band would have kept slipping off (had she not already slipped between the bars and gone home).
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Night_Jasmine said:
She was kept in one of 12 special cells that they use for fuzz, celebrities, etc. They are two person cells, but Paris had one to herself. I mean, jail is one thing, but having to mix with non-gliterati inmates. no way!
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Can you imagine what the tabloids will offer for a photo of her outside her house in the next few weeks?
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The self correcting market strikes again. Watch the Invisible Hand pat the assholes on the head. Good for you, you pricks, says the Hand.
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