Who said Mike Yates can't get laid

[jomar]

You go Mike!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex-inside-kansas-walmart-587324

 

[Colonel Hogan]

"Wet clean up in Housewares..."

 

[KRCummings]

Ya know, that's actually sort of sweet. They were just living out a relatively harmless fantasy. Should have brought their own KY but maybe that was part of it.

 

[NeverEndingMe]

You go Mike!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex-inside-kansas-walmart-587324

Mike can always hang out with Sean Renaud, he loves man meat

hell, I'm sure SeanH will do a man for some crack...or is that do a man's crack?

 

[RoryN]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=31312698&highlight=intercourse#post31312698

I slept next to Alexis Grace all night last night, we just finished having sex. She smelled very nice. She had taken a shower immediately after we finished intercourse.

A year later:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=34374576#post34374576

31 year old American film and television actress Lauren German. I find her to be EXTREMELY attractive and I would like to lose my virginity to her.

.

 

[tactful]

Hey, when the feeling hits ya, just do it.

 

[canadianpenny]

Wrong. He can't get laid because he's insecure. The only memorable posts I've seen from him are about his low IQ, inability to go to college etc.

On the other hand, if he did something like volunteer or read a book or just not talk about how pathetic his life is/will be, I would probably sleep with him

Then again, I'd sleep with anybody

 

[hummermania]

Then again, I'd sleep with anybody

How much?

 

[canadianpenny]

How much?

My love don't cost a thing

 

[jomar]

Ya know, that's actually sort of sweet. They were just living out a relatively harmless fantasy. Should have brought their own KY but maybe that was part of it.

Mike is romantic that way. But their mistake was not doing it at 3am in the 24 hour Walmart. They're used to that sort of hijinks.