Who plays you in the movie of your life?

[EmilyMiller]

This must have been done before. I was inspired by a convo on a now locked thread. Evan Rachel Wood and a young Jodie Foster were the suggestions from others (oh and Grace Kelly).

I’ll repeat, that my choice is incredibly flattering to me (and she’s younger too), but I pick Emily Alyn Lind. Same body type, not dissimilar facially (but much prettier), same skin tone, and comparable hair color / waviness (if I’ve just lightened it).

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How about you?

Em

 

[StillStunned]

Arnold Schwarzenegger. I think he'd bring the right amount of wooden awkwardness and bad puns to portray me.

Of course he'd have to put on a bit of weight and lose about a foot in height (and most of his hair). But those are the sacrifices a true actor should make for their craft.

 

[Euphony]

 

[HordHolm]

Adrian Edmondson. Probably unknown to most of you guys on the New World side of the Atlantic, he is a comic actor (and quietly, a bit of a genius), with a very anarchic, slapstick style. He can also be serious. I'm nothing like him, except in absurdity.

 

[MrPixel]

Me? Corbin Bernsen of 35 years ago:

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When L.A. Law was big (1986-94), my wife would constantly tell me how much he looked like me. He and I are the same age (pushing 70), and she and I think I aged better. Well, okay... at least I still have my hair!

 

[MillieDynamite]

Logan Browning, at 5' 3", she's a bit tall, but we're the same age and the same complexion. She isn't quite as pretty as me, but she isn't fat like me, either. (just kidding, she is way better looking)

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Probably Francia Raisa, even though she’s infinitely more gorgeous. There is still a shortage of Latina actresses

 

[CarlyAnn]

Kate Beckinsale at 36

 

[Rob_Royale]

Sean Astin. Goonies never say die!

 

[SeraphNocturne]

Very likely Jhene Aiko. She's around my age, and is a glorious mix of just about everything, just like me.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Very likely Jhene Aiko. She's around my age, and is a glorious mix of just about everything, just like me.

I’m a glorious mix too. Just of Italian and various more northerly Europeans .

Em

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Helen Shaver. We are contemporaries although I don't end my sentences with Eh?

 

[AwkwardlySet]

Scrat the squirrel seems about right.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Scrat the squirrel seems about right.



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I knew it!

Em

 

[SeraphNocturne]

I’m a glorious mix too. Just of Italian and various more northerly Europeans .

Em

Totally relevant, and honestly it's a lot more common these days! Jhene is some Native American, Dominican, Japanese and German I think? I find that when you get such a dramatic mix like that, we all end up looking pretty much the same.

I'm Black, White (Irish/English, probably the most detailed family history I have between O'Phagans and Dyers), and Filipina. My Ma was born in the Philippines, I've got a lot of family there I've yet to meet!

 

[MillieDynamite]

They just get really, really old.

Sean Astin. Goonies never say die!

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[Rob_Royale]

They just get really, really old.

Happens to the best of us, sweetie.

 

[M_K_Babalon]

Nobody wants to see my movie.

 

[AchtungNight]

Seann William Scott of American Pie, Bulletproof Monk, and Lethal Weapon.

 

[Zootonius]

Elmer Fudd

 

[MillieDynamite]

Dwiving in my caw!

Elmer Fudd

That's from a song sung by Robin Williams as Elmer Fudd.

 

[Zootonius]

Dwiving in my caw!

That's from a song sung by Robin Williams as Elmer Fudd.

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[EmilyMiller]

Nobody wants to see my movie.

Are you that JohnSmith dude in disguise?

Em

 

[Red_Herring4]

This is how all herring picture themselves while swimming.

 

[EmilyMiller]

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Woh, Bwunhilde. Wor sow woverly…