Who needs the services of a Lit Pimp/Pimpette??

[*bratcat*]

 

[Saint Peter]

I'm kinda slow here but let me get this straight. You need a pimp.
OK. What percentage do I get? Do I need a Caddy with lepard fur? Is the big hat part of the uniform package?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Saint Peter]

So if I am pimping you out and I am Union, do you have to join the local ho's Union? I need to read the contract. Do I get a discount when I use your services or do I just take what I want and slap you around?

So many questions.

 

[ExLimey]

Yes!


Does this require any more info?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[ExLimey]

Well...what are you looking for?? What are you offering??

Trust me, I can't afford to be that selective!!

I never make the first offer.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

You're discriminating against married people who want to be pimped out.

I'm single in the sense that there's only one of me.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[ExLimey]

Ahh...so you will be an easy one to satisfy...You are just looking for whatever cums your way?

Not necessarily

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Saint Peter]

Hey, the more the merrier...

You may also be pimped out...I wonder who is looking for a funny, hairy guy who is very sensitive?

You are a dude??? And a hairy one at that???


OMG!!!! bratcat is a guy


I have been cybering a guy. Damn. I am gonna have to work this one out.

 

[ExLimey]

Ok...then do you have any preferences? Blondes? Brunettes? English? French? Male? Female?

Only preference (requirement actually) is Female. The rest can be whatever belongs to the right personality.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Hey, the more the merrier...

You may also be pimped out...I wonder who is looking for a funny, hairy guy who is very sensitive?

I'd like to stress that she thought I was funny despite the fact that she's never seen me naked

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Saint Peter]

Who is gonna tell the monkey brat is a hangdown? Someone has to. For the good of LIT and mankind.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

well...ok, then...we are on a role...now we just need some females to show up in here cause apparently I am now a guy!

Guess that makes me BI. I always thought of myself as a lesbian.