Who needs Religion and Fortune Tellers?

[P. B. Walker]

...when ya got horoscopes like this:

Capricorn
Today you come extremely close to being the all-knowing, all-seeing person you are in your dreams. Knowledge seems familiar, and wisdom comes easily. Your excellent thoughts are apparent in everything you do and say. Teachers, presenters and other public speakers can expect a stellar performance from you. This is an ideal time to speak your mind in front of large groups of people. Don't even worry about preparing a speech -- the words flow from your brain and out of your mouth with remarkable ease.


Mmmm... maybe I should ask that hot chickie out on a date and then convince her to let me in her panties. Yeaaaaahhh. Nothing like using the power for eeevvvilll. LOL.

 

[badasschick]

Chris Rock is my astrologer



Scorpio:

"You're gonna die ....Fucking!"

 

[P. B. Walker]

Chris Rock is my astrologer



Scorpio:

"You're gonna die ....Fucking!"

Well if you are gonna go... that's the way to do it.

 

[P. B. Walker]

Capricorn - 04/06/03
What a bizarre effect -- people's mouths are moving, but they sound like they're speaking a foreign language! Early in the day, a conversation threatens to drive you crazy. Some people insist on running their mouths without engaging their brains, and you have no patience for this sort of behavior. Spend as much time alone as you can in order to avoid the frustration brought on by these types of people. If you must interact with others, make it clear that you are happy to help once you understand what is required of you.



See what I say I wanna be alone, there's a reason dammit. People drive me batty. LOL.

 

[Lancecastor]

PB...doesn't BadAss have the most lovely smile?

 

[P. B. Walker]

PB...doesn't BadAss have the most lovely smile?

smile? oh yeah... the smile. Yes a lovely smile. Goes very well with the killer body.

 

[teddybear4play]

Cancer: (June 22—July 22)
Your weekly visit to the cemetery goes bad when you tell your problems to your mom's grave just as the sarcastic zombies begin to rise.

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TB4p

 

[P. B. Walker]

Ok, I think someone is starting to fuck with me now...

Capricorn 04/07/03
Why are you always the last to know? You have the feeling that you just missed something important today. Even if you get another chance, it may not be exactly the same. Hearing a story secondhand is definitely not the same as being there. Shed your sense of regret and other unwanted burdens. Try floating for a while. A child or older person could provide a much-needed distraction later in the day. Focusing your attention on someone else is just what the doctor ordered.