Who needs good porn sex?

[Guest]

 

[Thunder69]

i'd cum, but the airport is closed due to bad weather

 

[Monazwx]

*raises hand*

I DO, I DO!!!

But I'm living back with my folks for the summer break.
Their pictures are under strict in the dictionary.
I can't access any porn for three whole months!
I hardly get to access Lit. I'm not gonna make it!

Hope you get some before I do LL.

 

[Guest]

 

[SpaceToast]

Me, desperately.

I met a beautiful, beautiful girl this evening. Amazing, sweet, flirty. She dashed off, after no more than five sentances were exchanged between us, for the Boston College shuttle bus. Well I don't go to Boston College...

I realized, afterward, that the proper thing to do would have been to ask her if I might ask her something completely out of line. When she asks what, I ask for her phone number, admitting that I won't be able to get her out of my mind for the rest of the evening. If she were a truly odd, interesting person, she might have even taken me up on it. (It was the truth, after all.)

Yes... yes I could use some lovin'. Or a cold shower, more likely.

Damn my politeness to hell-

-M@

 

[Jewelz]

Ohh yeah.....add me to that list!!!

 

[Guest]

 

[SpaceToast]

Well, the lightening is going to run me off of the computer!

Some people get all the cool shit-

-M@

 

[Phoenyx]

We al need it. So who is gonna help me out?

 

[Ice Cold]

Porn sex? I'll take any sex.. I'm not greedy.

 

[nakedangelina]

Besides me?

Its raining and thundering. Oklahoma is in need this mother's day for some hot, sweaty sex!!

Oh YEAH, put me on the list...

The storms are starting up in Texas. It would be a great night for sex on the balcony...

mmmmmmm

I'm with you, Ice Cold, I'd take any sex about now

 

[Guest]

 

[QuickDuck]

Yes porn sex would be good.... but hell at this stage, i would be happy with any sex that was not with my hand

 

[Booty Bandit]

If ya need help in Oklahoma.........just ask.....Im here.....and horny

 

[Guest]

 

[mritsme]

porn

porn is good, porn is great, porn is great even really late

 

[Guest]

 

[Xander]

I'm some kinda sick!!

Watching the discovery channel, hoping that those naked indian people will get it on in front of the camera!!


I"m sad, so very sad!!

I'm going to bed right now!!

Sometimes you worry me Little One

 

[Guest]

 

[Lust Engine]

Thank goodness for a reliable DVD player and a nice extensive collection of porn to get me thru those days & nights.

 

[Guest]

I need good sex

Can you help me?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

damn I could, been 5 days now but I am scairt I might blow my staples outta place
a piece of ass aint worth them having to go back in and reattatch my liver, LOL

 

[cg_allstar]

Porn Sex?

You mean with lights and cameras, in front of people? Will my parents see it? How much do I get paid? Will there be a stunt cock on hand? It better not be bigger than me. Just so you know, I only do the really nasty stuff.