Who needs a kick in the ass?

[April]

I'm thinking of hiring myself out, ala Scylis.

Except I won't kill people. Just kick 'em really hard. Any takers?

 

[PumpkinSmasher]

After a long debate, I decided to pass.

 

[TWB]

Yes.

I need a swift kick in the ass to get back to work.

Preferably with those pointy-toed jobs.

 

[Guest]

 

[April]

Let's see, there's airfare there and back, lodging, all the fast food I care to eat, a couple of short shopping trips to Target and Best Buy, a boot shine, whatever I think up later, and the actual price of the ass kicking itself.

I think $2000 ought to cover it. Subject to renegotiation of course.

 

[sexy-girl]

i want to see aprils biker boots

 

[April]

Oh gawd. I had a picture of them at one time. But as far as I know, it doesn't exist anymore. And I ain't gonna go put them on right now.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Oh, she said KICK in the ass. I thought she was offering to lick my ass.

Never mind.

 

[TWB]

Let's see, there's airfare there and back, lodging, all the fast food I care to eat, a couple of short shopping trips to Target and Best Buy, a boot shine, whatever I think up later, and the actual price of the ass kicking itself.

I think $2000 ought to cover it. Subject to renegotiation of course.

This is much to complicated. I think I will just throw my boot in the air and try to make it land on my ass.

 

[TWB]

Killed another thread

 

[T.H. Oughts]

No thanks, my ass got a good seeing to last night.

 

[bluemuse]

I would take you up on your offer if I weren't doing such a fine job of it, myself.

 

[binkley]

Except I won't kill people. Just kick 'em really hard. Any takers?

Pretty please?

 

[Autumn1]

Re: Re: Who needs a kick in the ass?

No thanks, my ass got a good seeing to last night.

Seeing,as(s) in not touching?.

 

[cg_allstar]

Bump

For parody's sake.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Re: Re: Who needs a kick in the ass?

Seeing,as(s) in not touching?.

Hell no, there was plenty of touching and proding going on...

 

[Guest]

I'm thinking of hiring myself out, ala Scylis.

Except I won't kill people. Just kick 'em really hard. Any takers?

Two kicks please?!