Who Killed JFK?

[Problem Child]

"Case Closed" is an excellent book, Posner takes every conspiracy theory and trashes it. When you finish the book you know that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. Until you actually see Posner, and his bizarre facial hair, and the doubts come back. No one who voluntarily looks like that can be entirely on the level. He's obviously part of the cover up, making sure that no one keeps following the trail...

But actually, Kennedy was killed because of a quest for chicken vindaloo. Scylis knows what I'm talking about...wink wink...

Low blow, Christo. And he didn't have that crappy goatee when he wrote the book so it doesn't count.

 

[Problem Child]

You're joking right? Is that the one by the goateed little bastard? He's hilarious on the History Channel. No one gets a chance to say a thing except him. Funny little guy.

Hey, you're a funny looking fucker, but I don't make fun of you for it. Unless you count that last sentence.

 

[JazzManJim]

Now the truth can be told

Shit..I did it.

I didn't mean to do it. I mean, I didn't have anything against the guy! He was okay, as President's go, and not a bad party guy when you got right down to it.

So I was up in the Schoolbook Depository with my Mannlicher Carcano rifle, and a manual on field-stripping and cleaning it and I forgot to check the breech. Turns out I had left a bullet in there. next thing I know...*BANG*

So I tried to clear the breech again....*BANG* again. Another bullet. Well, I figured this couldn't happen three times, but I was wrong.

*BANG* yet again.

That was when I realized that I had left the clip of rounds in the gun. Silly me.

So to calm myself, I went to see a movie. Turns out I didn't see much of it. There was all this commotion with the cops arresting some guy who was watching the movie with me. Noisy bastards.

 

[scylis]

But actually, Kennedy was killed because of a quest for chicken vindaloo. Scylis knows what I'm talking about...wink wink...

damn straight!!

"this is good chicken! doesn't smell quite right, though."

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

I would have to say our Goverment..The FBI.. And some other pain in the asses to metion ..are probably the same people who killed marlynn monroe

 

[Spinaroonie]

damn straight!!

"this is good chicken! doesn't smell quite right, though."

At least we learned that robots function better with guilt from all that

 

[pdx39]

PURPLE HAZE IS RIGHT

Nixon was involved..along with Ford and Bush.