Who Killed JFK?
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Richard Nixon.
And then there was another Kennedy in his way in '68.
Seriously, this is one of the greatest cover-ups ever. The Warren Commision still stands by the "Magic Bullet" theory. I think the mob did him in with Oswald as a patsy, and the government managed to destroy some of the evidence and ignore the rest. It's a tough case because so many different organizations had a sound motive to eliminate him.
And then there was another Kennedy in his way in '68.
Seriously, this is one of the greatest cover-ups ever. The Warren Commision still stands by the "Magic Bullet" theory. I think the mob did him in with Oswald as a patsy, and the government managed to destroy some of the evidence and ignore the rest. It's a tough case because so many different organizations had a sound motive to eliminate him.
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Kennedy shot himself. he was the man on the grassy knoll.
you see, a quartet of time travelers from 3 million years in the future (the last human alive, a creature who evolved from his cat, a hologram of his dead bunkmate, and an android) accidentally jumped into the room where Oswald was firing from. knocked him out the window before he took a shot.
Kennedy didn't die. eventually, the mob connections and the sex scandles got out while he was in office. the USSR put more missiles in Cuba, causing everybody to evacuate the major cities some 6 years later.
so they went back and caused Oswald to go to the floor above the one they jumped into, but the angle was wrong and Kennedy didn't die. so they tried the floor below. still the wrong angle.
then the human got an idea. he went ahead in time to when Kennedy was being trasnfered from a plane (at what should have been JFK Int'l) to an armored prison transport. he took JFK back to Dallas on that fateful day where, with an M-16, the alternate JFK helped Oswald end the real JFK.
now THAT'll drive the conspiracy nuts crazy!
you see, a quartet of time travelers from 3 million years in the future (the last human alive, a creature who evolved from his cat, a hologram of his dead bunkmate, and an android) accidentally jumped into the room where Oswald was firing from. knocked him out the window before he took a shot.
Kennedy didn't die. eventually, the mob connections and the sex scandles got out while he was in office. the USSR put more missiles in Cuba, causing everybody to evacuate the major cities some 6 years later.
so they went back and caused Oswald to go to the floor above the one they jumped into, but the angle was wrong and Kennedy didn't die. so they tried the floor below. still the wrong angle.
then the human got an idea. he went ahead in time to when Kennedy was being trasnfered from a plane (at what should have been JFK Int'l) to an armored prison transport. he took JFK back to Dallas on that fateful day where, with an M-16, the alternate JFK helped Oswald end the real JFK.
now THAT'll drive the conspiracy nuts crazy!
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Who killed JFK? It was a trick question.
I KILLED JFK
As a piece of genetic material hidden deep within the loins of my Air Force officer father I hatched the plot, executed the plot (with the aid of daddy), and slinked away to blame Jane Fonda.
She ran away to Vietnam in the '60's to get away from the heat and do some fantastic surfing.
I KILLED JFK
As a piece of genetic material hidden deep within the loins of my Air Force officer father I hatched the plot, executed the plot (with the aid of daddy), and slinked away to blame Jane Fonda.
She ran away to Vietnam in the '60's to get away from the heat and do some fantastic surfing.
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Who said Howard Hughes......
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You forgot to mention that one of the men involved was a hologram.
That show whips a camel's behind with a hairbursh.
That show whips a camel's behind with a hairbursh.
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You'll notice that after Kennedy was shot the MAA was formulated.
Kennedy was kild in order to censor movies.
Kennedy was kild in order to censor movies.
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Who killed JFK?
*Dropping head in shame* I cannot tell a lie. I have lived with the shame for years now. I did it. I was PMSing badly. I found out he had been boinking Jane Fonda and I flipped. *sigh* I am sorry, Ted. I know you wanted to go through your life on his coattails but I just could not get over the Jane Fonda thing. She was about to write a book comparing JFK's cock to the cannon of the tank she sat on in Nam. I could not let it happen. *Weeping hysterically and waiting for the FBI. CIA, Mafia, and women's libbers, and PMSers anon.*
*Dropping head in shame* I cannot tell a lie. I have lived with the shame for years now. I did it. I was PMSing badly. I found out he had been boinking Jane Fonda and I flipped. *sigh* I am sorry, Ted. I know you wanted to go through your life on his coattails but I just could not get over the Jane Fonda thing. She was about to write a book comparing JFK's cock to the cannon of the tank she sat on in Nam. I could not let it happen. *Weeping hysterically and waiting for the FBI. CIA, Mafia, and women's libbers, and PMSers anon.*
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Didn't JFK say something like 'it would be better to destroy Europe in a limited war than have subject Washington and Moscow to nuclear attack"?
If he did then there would have been twenty-eight entire nations with a vested interest in making sure that policy was not pursued.
If he did then there would have been twenty-eight entire nations with a vested interest in making sure that policy was not pursued.
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Read Case Closed by Gerald Posner. It sinks every conspiracy theory ever imagined.
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Problem Child said:
Including the one that the bright Star in the sky when Jesus was born was actually an alien spaceship which abducted her, opened her up, but an alien being inside her and then closed her back up, let her give brith,, and the resulting child had magical E.T. powers and then later the sucked her back up (assumed her into heaven) and studied the affects on her and thus creating Christianity?
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um... PowerOfPMS?
It was 1963, ya know?
Now then, the answer is as plain as the noses on the rest of your faces. The Literatii.
It was 1963, ya know?
Now then, the answer is as plain as the noses on the rest of your faces. The Literatii.
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Actually it was his priest. He couldn't stand to hear about JFK getting head from MM any more, when all the priest could get was alter boys.
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LRC said:
Well your a bead runner, you know it is true!
and answer msn
"Case Closed" is an excellent book, Posner takes every conspiracy theory and trashes it. When you finish the book you know that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. Until you actually see Posner, and his bizarre facial hair, and the doubts come back. No one who voluntarily looks like that can be entirely on the level. He's obviously part of the cover up, making sure that no one keeps following the trail...
But actually, Kennedy was killed because of a quest for chicken vindaloo. Scylis knows what I'm talking about...wink wink...
But actually, Kennedy was killed because of a quest for chicken vindaloo. Scylis knows what I'm talking about...wink wink...
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christo said:
The fat, dead man worked out really well
and don't forget the larger
