Who is the smartest person on Lit?

[crystalhunting]

I personally think 3 particular people are....but your opinions are????


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[Pyper]

LOL. I voted for myseeeeeelf...hehehe.

 

[KillerMuffin]

*pulling out the Cold Steel tanto*

Popularity contests are generally a bad idea.

 

[Starfish]

I would have rather been on this list.

 

[Kuddles]

Um....

I would have voted for Wierd Harold...but...I didn't see his name anywhere...

scratching head wondering why Wierd Harold's name wasn't on list

 

[morninggirl5]

Re: Um....

I would have voted for Wierd Harold...but...I didn't see his name anywhere...

scratching head wondering why Wierd Harold's name wasn't on list

Me too, Weird Harold has all the answers!!!

 

[BLACK BART]

quote:
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Originally posted by Kuddles
I would have voted for Wierd Harold...but...I didn't see his name anywhere...

scratching head wondering why Wierd Harold's name wasn't on list


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Me too, Weird Harold has all the answers!!!

ME TOO

 

[gleam]

gleam!! gleam!! gleam!!gleam!!gleam!!gleam!!gleam!!gleam!!gleam!!gleam!!

Consider that your subliminal message for today

<A man can dream, can't he????????>

 

[lavender]

 

[Ask For More]

Gotta be rigged

 

[Tabby432]

Who the hell voted for Sparky???

 

[Pyper]

The people I think are smartest at lit aren't even on the poll. That should tell you something.

What?! Dammit.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Getting up on the campaign stump...

Vote for Oliver Clozoff!

His qualifications:

*able to name all 43 US Presidents in order
*working knowledge of the physiology of the colon and other aspects of the human shit-making apparatus
*got to see lots of nekkid women during obstetrics and gynecology rotation
*has read too much Hobbs and Macchiavelli and have met James Carville too many times to believe in the idealism of politics
*is related by remarriage (step-cousin) to a major Hollywood star
*has been called a "nerd", "dweeb", and "dork" on numerous occasions
*likes to think about stuff... a lot
*once photocopied his entire body in segments and sequentially mailed each segment to his (then) girlfriend
*is worried that same photocopies will someday appear on the internet
*digs lots of kinds of music but draws the line at John Tesh, Zamfir, and the 12 officially-sanctioned commercial radio music formats
*likes to dissect people to study human anatomy. (It's legal! Put the phone down, people. I'm a med student)
*collects maps from around the world
*knows the answer to the pythagorean theorem (c squared)

that about does it. If the title requires any more extensive qualifications I don't deserve it.

Now get out there and do your democratic duty, people!

 

[Nicole]

Again ... Non of the above.

I wish you people would put other.

 

[Rosebud]

Oh Ollie dear you forgot a very important one....


Knows how to take a womans temp and has just the tool to do it...

 

[fgarvb1]

when i didn't see Weird Harold's name at first glance i knew the list was not complete!

And many more are missing..and you will hear about it too... i think

 

[Cheyenne]

Hey, how did I get on that other list and not this one?

What, I hide my smarts that well, huh?

 

[Laurel]

Re: Getting up on the campaign stump...

Vote for Oliver Clozoff!

His qualifications:

*able to name all 43 US Presidents in order
*working knowledge of the physiology of the colon and other aspects of the human shit-making apparatus
*got to see lots of nekkid women during obstetrics and gynecology rotation
*has read too much Hobbs and Macchiavelli and have met James Carville too many times to believe in the idealism of politics
*is related by remarriage (step-cousin) to a major Hollywood star
*has been called a "nerd", "dweeb", and "dork" on numerous occasions
*likes to think about stuff... a lot
*once photocopied his entire body in segments and sequentially mailed each segment to his (then) girlfriend
*is worried that same photocopies will someday appear on the internet
*digs lots of kinds of music but draws the line at John Tesh, Zamfir, and the 12 officially-sanctioned commercial radio music formats
*likes to dissect people to study human anatomy. (It's legal! Put the phone down, people. I'm a med student)
*collects maps from around the world
*knows the answer to the pythagorean theorem (c squared)

that about does it. If the title requires any more extensive qualifications I don't deserve it.

Now get out there and do your democratic duty, people!

LMMFAO! Oliver for President!!

 

[Mischka]

What do you mean by "smartest"?

 

[unusuallyconfused]

Well I can tell you who it is not!

 

[Laurel]

All of the above, and more.

 

[Renegade]

Out of those listed, I went with Sparky. But Weird Harold should of been on that list.

 

[lavender]

 

[Laurel]

Thomas Paine slays me. I wish he'd post more often.

There's so many smart people that I can't begin to count them. On a porn site, no less. Smart pervs are cool people...

 

[lavender]