Who Is The Oldest Poster On The GB?

[Queersetti]

Besides Ishmael, obviously.

Maybe it's me.

Opening bid is 62.

 

[Bidin~Time]

There are days I feel 104, but I don't think that's what you mean.

 

[Debbie]

Me. 589 years you young whippersnapper.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Besides Ishmael, obviously.

Maybe it's me.

Opening bid is 62.

I first thought you were asking who's been here posting the longest.
Then with an age of 62 I assume you mean who besides Debbie is old.
Debbie only pretends to be old to get out of cleaning this place up.
She's closer to 50 in human years.

 

[Queersetti]

I first thought you were asking who's been here posting the longest.
Then with an age of 62 I assume you mean who besides Debbie is old.
Debbie only pretends to be old to get out of cleaning this place up.
She's closer to 50 in human years.

You can just look up who has been posting longest. I meant physical age.

Debbie lies a lot. That's not even her real picture in her avatar.

 

[Queersetti]

There are days I feel 104, but I don't think that's what you mean.

You have yet to bide that much time, darling.

 

[OldJourno]

Besides Ishmael, obviously.

Maybe it's me.

Opening bid is 62.

I'm older.
But not by much.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

You can just look up who has been posting longest. I meant physical age.

Debbie lies a lot. That's not even her real picture in her avatar.

I'm broken hearted. I was sure Debbie was honest and that is really her. She is so lovely in her words and her avatar.

 

[Queersetti]

I'm older.
But not by much.

In 1909, the Boston Post presented gold headed canes to 700 New England towns, gifting them to the oldest citizen of each (originally the oldest male), to be handed down each time the owner passed away. Many towns still carry on the tradition.

I think we ought to have something like that here. Maybe the oldest poster can be given the power to edit other people's posts. That could lead to some laughs.

 

[lovetoread]

are we talking on all the boards or just the dudes in the political threads?

 

[Queersetti]

I'm broken hearted. I was sure Debbie was honest and that is really her. She is so lovely in her words and her avatar.

Don't trust Kiwis. They pretend to be fruit, but they are really birds.

 

[yossi]

Does an old soul count?

 

[Queersetti]

are we talking on all the boards or just the dudes in the political threads?

There are other boards?

 

[Queersetti]

Does an old soul count?

Only if it has arthritis or acid reflux.

 

[Bidin~Time]

You have yet to bide that much time, darling.

Lawd, but how i wish i was your type. There's nothin like a sweet talkin man.

 

[Queersetti]

Lawd, but how i wish i was your type. There's nothin like a sweet talkin man.

I try to teach these youngsters, but they don't listen. And what's with their pants hanging halfway down? And the music these days! It's just noise!

 

[yossi]

Only if it has arthritis or acid reflux.

What about dementia or a bad back?

 

[Queersetti]

What about dementia or a bad back?

I'll accept the bad back, but this is the GB, and I don't see how we'd differentiate dementia from the standard content.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Does an old soul count?

No.



Posting on the GB shortens life expectancy.



That said, I'm not the oldest, but I'll outlive the lot of you.

 

[OldJourno]

What about dementia or a bad back?

Falafel waffle clearly points toward the dementia I wish I had.

 

[yossi]

I'll accept the bad back, but this is the GB, and I don't see how we'd differentiate dementia from the standard content.

We're going to need a panel of judges. Maybe Simon Cowell will host.

 

[spacekowboy]

Too rich for my blood.

 

[Queersetti]

Too rich for my blood.

It's coming though, brother, sooner than you think....

 

[spacekowboy]

It's coming though, brother, sooner than you think....

Oh i know it. All too well.

 

[pink]

You can just look up who has been posting longest. I meant physical age.

Debbie lies a lot. That's not even her real picture in her avatar.

Nooooooo??????? *shocked*