Who is the man who would...

[JazzManJim]

...give his life for his brother man?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Shaft.

 

[Shaq]

Shaq!!!!!!!!!!


*swaggers some more*

 

[Azwed]

Can you dig it?

 

[JazzManJim]

Damn right.

 

[lobito]

Shaft.

I was gonna say JMJ, but...

 

[JazzManJim]

I was gonna say JMJ, but...

Brother lo, you're all right.

 

[LukkyKnight]

He's a complicated man...

 

[Private Vasquez]

Risk his neck....ya damn right.

Who's the cat that won't cop out, when there's danger all about?

 

[LukkyKnight]

John Shaft.

 

[Laurel]

Shaft! Right on.

They say this cat Shaft is a bad mutha...

 

[Private Vasquez]

They say that cat Shaft is a bad mutha...

 

[LukkyKnight]

SHUT YOUR MOUTH

 

[JazzManJim]

Shut Yo Mouth!

 

[JazzManJim]

He's a complicated man...

...but no one understands him but his woman.

 

[Azwed]

but I'm talkin bout shaft...

 

[JazzManJim]

but I'm talkin bout shaft...

We can dig it!

 

[patient1]

Who's the black private dick,
Who's a sex machine gun with all the chicks?

 

[Roy Batty]

Sidebar Comment

Saw Isaac Hayes do that while conducting an orchestra. Damm funny!

Shut my mouth!