who here gets terrible pms/pmt?

[dolf]

for a couple of days each month the world really, honestly, no joke, is about to end. true story.

 

[killallhippies]

i don't. i have a penis. it's great for the most part.

 

[dolf]

smug git.

 

[killallhippies]

think positive. at least you don't have to wait fifteen minutes (at best) to an hour(or more) to come again.

 

[dolf]

yes i do.

 

[killallhippies]

then you're fucked. wanna cig?

 

[dolf]

poot!

 

[Bad_Doggie]

for a couple of days each month the world really, honestly, no joke, is about to end. true story.

yes i do.

It seems to be malfunctioning; may-be you should consider getting a new one.

Woof!

 

[BgMma]

for a couple of days each month the world really, honestly, no joke, is about to end. true story.

I'm on your side, sweetie.

I had endometriosis for years and had no idea....plus, just my regular cramps are enough to make me wish I was in childbirth instead.

*grin*

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I get some funny PM's from people who take me seriously. Gives me the gigglefarts.

 

[Dig_Dirkler]

Only pussies get PMS.

 

[BgMma]

I get some funny PM's from people who take me seriously. Gives me the gigglefarts.

I honestly had to do a double-take when I read this.

 

[loquere]

Only pussies get PMS.

Here here!

But like me your new so you don't know any one to PM you!

Am I correct?

 

[BgMma]

*giggle-snort*

 

[dolf]

I'm on your side, sweetie.

I had endometriosis for years and had no idea....plus, just my regular cramps are enough to make me wish I was in childbirth instead.

*grin*

i have lovely, lovely tablets that make the cramps barely register

but the world ending is a bit tiresome.

 

[BgMma]

i have lovely, lovely tablets that make the cramps barely register

but the world ending is a bit tiresome.

I agree.

I wish I could get those pills, too. My doc says it's all about "maintaining" the pain. Man-speak for "it's all in your head".

I wonder if he would feel the same if I kicked his dickhead through his ballsac.

 

[dolf]

this is why i only see lady doctors. uh huh.

 

[BgMma]

this is why i only see lady doctors. uh huh.

Yep. Figured that out, I did. All my docs are ladies, now, anyway.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Dolf is faking PMS or she would of told me I am stupid and my first post in her thread was not relevant. Or maybe she is weak from blood loss?

 

[BgMma]

Dolf is faking PMS or she would of told me I am stupid and my first post in her thread was not relevant. Or maybe she is weak from blood loss?

You don't say....

 

[dolf]

p, you moron. p.
what does the p stand for?
and why are men too stupid to get it?

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

p, you moron. p.
what does the p stand for?
and why are men too stupid to get it?

There is the little bitch we all come to know and love.

LOL. Tell me I don't know how to raise her ire. I dare ya.

 

[dolf]

you smell like boiled cabbage.

 

[BgMma]

If this gets personal...well, then I don't know what to say...

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Come to think of it, God was really pissed off over the tree of knowledge fiasco.