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lovetoread
hello daddy
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I cant believe my neighbor would post that stuff!
Hamletmaschine
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If it weren't for the fact that, with a few minor changes, these could be my neighbors, I'd find it funny.
Instead, it just reminded me again of the piles of white trashy trash they keep dumping in the front of my house every so often because they don't want it in front of their house.
Instead, it just reminded me again of the piles of white trashy trash they keep dumping in the front of my house every so often because they don't want it in front of their house.
bestfriend
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My neighbour is a pretty blonde and she's single......
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ShamelessFlirt
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bestfriend said:
Suddenly you're everybodies best friend
omg flirt....that was hilarious....i loved it.....got tickled so many times.....makes my non-fertilizing their lawn neighbors look tame....this was my favorite JD8 touch.....
http://www.knology.net/~carlos/photo/mailbox%20full.jpg
thanks for sharing!
http://www.knology.net/~carlos/photo/mailbox%20full.jpg
thanks for sharing!
Purple Haze
Literally Stimulated
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I have Barney Rubble living across the street from me.
He found the unnatural urge to cover most of his property with rocks.
He didn't realize that weeds grow through the rocks,
so now it looks even more like shit.
He's still a better neighbor than the one with that Jesus statue.
The flag thing kills me.
He found the unnatural urge to cover most of his property with rocks.
He didn't realize that weeds grow through the rocks,
so now it looks even more like shit.
He's still a better neighbor than the one with that Jesus statue.
The flag thing kills me.
Hamletmaschine
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I do, too, Ruby. But I think these people are the first in their line to live in an actual home instead of a trailer. It may take 'em a few generations yet before they become literate enough to read the guidelines of the homeowner's association.
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Hamletmaschine
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White trash I can stand. Nouveau riche white trash are un-fucking-believable.
It's a man and a woman. No kids. They've got 2 boats. 4 cars, two of which are those fucking suv's. A couple of ski-doos. And they've probably got a motorcycle or two tucked away in that new garage of theirs (which of course is twice as big as their house). Plus, half-a-dozen trailers to haul that shit around. And it's all parked on the street, or in the vacant lot next to my house, because of all the tools and generators and blast furnaces and assorted other white trashy trash that's stuffed in their fucking garage.
It's a man and a woman. No kids. They've got 2 boats. 4 cars, two of which are those fucking suv's. A couple of ski-doos. And they've probably got a motorcycle or two tucked away in that new garage of theirs (which of course is twice as big as their house). Plus, half-a-dozen trailers to haul that shit around. And it's all parked on the street, or in the vacant lot next to my house, because of all the tools and generators and blast furnaces and assorted other white trashy trash that's stuffed in their fucking garage.
brokenbrainwave
Just draggin around
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gee and to think my neighbor grates my damn nerves because he wants everything perfect..omg, I am white trash, kewl 
tortoise
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I think the snazzy pond waterfall was my favorite. You gotta love a guy that attempts to recreate one of nature's most beautiful creations using raingutters:
http://www.knology.net/~carlos/photo/pond2.jpg
This business that JD8 owns must surely involve landscaping.
http://www.knology.net/~carlos/photo/pond2.jpg
This business that JD8 owns must surely involve landscaping.
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Ginny said:bump 'cause the link is one of the funniest things i've seen in awhile....
Comming from you, that just makes me
Hamletmaschine
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UPDATE! UPDATE!
This is just too coincidental. My nouveau riche white trashy neighbor starts hauling out a bunch of his white trashy trash yesterday afternoon and dumping it onto the vacant lot next to my house, as he is wont to do every other week or so. I go out and tell him to get it out of there. It's not his property, and it's not a fucking dump site. (The asshole knows that the city won't pick up all the crap he dumps on that lot, but he does it anyway until it builds up so high that he has to call in one of his white trash buddies who drives a dump truck to pick it up.)
So what is his response?
He tells me he's gonna get it up. In fact, he's ordered his very own dumpster now that he plans to put on this lot!!! And he tells me this with that stupid, gape-jawed, neanderthal-ish grin of his, as if he thinks this will make me HAPPY!
Stay tuned....
This is just too coincidental. My nouveau riche white trashy neighbor starts hauling out a bunch of his white trashy trash yesterday afternoon and dumping it onto the vacant lot next to my house, as he is wont to do every other week or so. I go out and tell him to get it out of there. It's not his property, and it's not a fucking dump site. (The asshole knows that the city won't pick up all the crap he dumps on that lot, but he does it anyway until it builds up so high that he has to call in one of his white trash buddies who drives a dump truck to pick it up.)
So what is his response?
He tells me he's gonna get it up. In fact, he's ordered his very own dumpster now that he plans to put on this lot!!! And he tells me this with that stupid, gape-jawed, neanderthal-ish grin of his, as if he thinks this will make me HAPPY!
Stay tuned....
Aphrodisiac
doing laundry
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My neighbors are rather nice ... they keep to themselves and since we are not close to one another we get along very well.
We are acres apart from one another & the only thing that some times annoys me is when their horses get loose & come over to my yard... I don't mind that at all .. unless it has rained ... because then you see all these huge hoof prints all over the yard !!
We are acres apart from one another & the only thing that some times annoys me is when their horses get loose & come over to my yard... I don't mind that at all .. unless it has rained ... because then you see all these huge hoof prints all over the yard !!
Hamletmaschine said:
oh bless your heart (hear my twang).....i'm thinking you need to do a website, too....or at least keep us updated....<nodding>....a lil entertainment for us....lil venting for you.....
i may have to take pictures of a house on my way home....the occupants (a bleach blonde spiked short hair girly with super long nose and her scrawny tattooed, long greasy hair, just-makes-me-shudder-in-a-not-good-way hubby) decided to dump pea gravel in their front yard and plant banana trees around it......for a front yard courting area for their 13 year old daughter who services that end of town's under 18 crowd....they did the "installation" the spring before last....and have not tended to it since....the freeze over the winter killed the banana plants....revealing the lovely chairs the hubby made himself from tree logs and branches....it's justa paradise...lemme tell you.....i feel so sorry for their neighbors....
RudeNastyAssBitch
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Mind Yer Own Beeswax!
Cept Fer The Noise Problems (easily rectafied), Why Is It That This Jerk Can't Just Mind His Own Fucking Business?
While I Found The Website Humorous, If It Had Been Me And I Found It While Surfing Or Whatching An Episode Of The Screensavers, They Would KNOW What A Really Problem Neighbour Could Be!
Cept Fer The Noise Problems (easily rectafied), Why Is It That This Jerk Can't Just Mind His Own Fucking Business?
While I Found The Website Humorous, If It Had Been Me And I Found It While Surfing Or Whatching An Episode Of The Screensavers, They Would KNOW What A Really Problem Neighbour Could Be!
markb325
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Re: Mind Yer Own Beeswax!
The main reason is the person is probably violating the Home Owner Association rules. For the most part that is standard for new neighbor hoods. Especially those that are built on the cracker box plan.
RudeNastyAssBitch said:
The main reason is the person is probably violating the Home Owner Association rules. For the most part that is standard for new neighbor hoods. Especially those that are built on the cracker box plan.
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ShamelessFlirt
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Re: Re: Mind Yer Own Beeswax!
No, I think it's the fact that they choose to live like that.
If they're embarassed about it, they should do something to change it.
If they're not, who gives a fuck if it's on the web or on national TV.
To me, that's what makes it funny. Wondering if they just don't know better.
markb325 said:
No, I think it's the fact that they choose to live like that.
If they're embarassed about it, they should do something to change it.
If they're not, who gives a fuck if it's on the web or on national TV.
To me, that's what makes it funny. Wondering if they just don't know better.
