nikkijames
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US Laws..
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
Location: United States, Kansas
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Sorry ladies
Location: United States, Arizona
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Location: United States, California, Chico
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. Can we say ouch?!
Location: United States, Florida
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Location: United States, Alaska
Idiots may not vote.
Location: United States, New Mexico
Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".
Location: United States, New York, New York
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street. Guess I will never go to San Fran.Location: United States, California, San Francisco
It is considered an offense to shower naked. Will remember that.
Location: United States, Florida
One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth. Another one to remember.
Location: United States, Illinois, Champaign
Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.
Location: United States, Iowa, Marshalltown
It is illegal to have sex with a cow. EWWWWWWWWWLocation: United States, Louisiana, Sulphur
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
Location: United States, Texas
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
Location: United States, California, San Francisco
Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.
Location: United States, Utah, Monroe
It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
Location: United States, Illinois, Chicago
When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.
Location: United States, Tennessee, Lenior County
It is illegal to molest butterflies. Now c'mon how small does your cock ahve to be!?
Location: United States, California, Pacific Grove
It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
Location: United States, Ohio, Oxford
It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.
Location: United States, Tennessee, Memphis
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
Location: United States, New York
It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
Location: United States, Arizona, Tombstone
Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.
Location: United States, Texas, Port Arthur
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Location: United States, California
UK Laws
You may not fish on Sundays for salmon.
It is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow.
If someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your commode, you must let them enter.
Trespassing on someone else's land is legal.
With the exception of carrots, most goods may not be sold on Sunday. Be glad you are allowed more than one dildo!
All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy.
The severest Penaltys will be suffered by any commoner who doth permit his animal to have carnal knowledge of a pet of the Royal House (enacted by George I)
It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar).
It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in the same house as a third person. Carson should be glad he's not from the UK.
Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI).
It is illegal to stand within one hundred yards of the reigning monarch when not wearing socks (enacted by Edward VI)
Chelsea Pensioners may not be impersonated.
A bed may not be hung out of a window. Sorry to all you freaks!
It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.
Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked manequin. Says nothing about a real woman though.
It is illegal to leave baggage unattended.
Picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism.
It is illegal for a Member of Parliament to enter the House of Commons wearing a full suit of armour.
Destroying or defacing money is illegal.
If a steam locomotive is driven on roads, a man must walk in front of the vehicle with a red flag during the day and a red lantern at night to warn passersby.
Anal sex is prohibited. Sorry Tatelou
You may not make out in public. Sorry again
It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.
A license is required to keep a lunatic.
Those wishing to purchase a television must also buy a license.
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
Location: United States, Kansas
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Sorry ladies
Location: United States, Arizona
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Location: United States, California, Chico
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. Can we say ouch?!
Location: United States, Florida
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Location: United States, Alaska
Idiots may not vote.
Location: United States, New Mexico
Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".
Location: United States, New York, New York
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street. Guess I will never go to San Fran.Location: United States, California, San Francisco
It is considered an offense to shower naked. Will remember that.
Location: United States, Florida
One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth. Another one to remember.
Location: United States, Illinois, Champaign
Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.
Location: United States, Iowa, Marshalltown
It is illegal to have sex with a cow. EWWWWWWWWWLocation: United States, Louisiana, Sulphur
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
Location: United States, Texas
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
Location: United States, California, San Francisco
Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.
Location: United States, Utah, Monroe
It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
Location: United States, Illinois, Chicago
When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.
Location: United States, Tennessee, Lenior County
It is illegal to molest butterflies. Now c'mon how small does your cock ahve to be!?
Location: United States, California, Pacific Grove
It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
Location: United States, Ohio, Oxford
It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.
Location: United States, Tennessee, Memphis
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
Location: United States, New York
It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
Location: United States, Arizona, Tombstone
Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.
Location: United States, Texas, Port Arthur
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Location: United States, California
UK Laws
You may not fish on Sundays for salmon.
It is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow.
If someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your commode, you must let them enter.
Trespassing on someone else's land is legal.
With the exception of carrots, most goods may not be sold on Sunday. Be glad you are allowed more than one dildo!
All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy.
The severest Penaltys will be suffered by any commoner who doth permit his animal to have carnal knowledge of a pet of the Royal House (enacted by George I)
It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar).
It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in the same house as a third person. Carson should be glad he's not from the UK.
Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI).
It is illegal to stand within one hundred yards of the reigning monarch when not wearing socks (enacted by Edward VI)
Chelsea Pensioners may not be impersonated.
A bed may not be hung out of a window. Sorry to all you freaks!
It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.
Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked manequin. Says nothing about a real woman though.
It is illegal to leave baggage unattended.
Picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism.
It is illegal for a Member of Parliament to enter the House of Commons wearing a full suit of armour.
Destroying or defacing money is illegal.
If a steam locomotive is driven on roads, a man must walk in front of the vehicle with a red flag during the day and a red lantern at night to warn passersby.
Anal sex is prohibited. Sorry Tatelou
You may not make out in public. Sorry again
It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.
A license is required to keep a lunatic.
Those wishing to purchase a television must also buy a license.
