Who Got Fucked??

[GuyJD]

A man is driving on the highway and notices a very sexy young woman hitch hiking on the side of the highway so he decided to give her a ride. A few minutes later, she notices the bulge in his pants and offers to give him head for $20. The man quickly pulls a 20 from his wallet and pull on the side of the highway. She gladly lowered her head and got him off in just 2 minutes. Throughout the majority of the driving, she continuously offered him oral pleasure and he continuously paid her $20 for her service.
Finally, the man was too horny to accept another blow job from her so he offered her $100 for sex. The woman told him, "Okay, pull on the side and get naked, I'll give you your money's worth." Quickly, the man handed her 5-$20 bills and pulled over to the side of the highway. He got out of the car and proceeded to strip down to nothing. Just as his pants dropped to the ground, the woman slid behind the wheel and drove off with his car. The man stood there and broke out in extreme laughter. Just then, another motorist who witnessed the incident pulled over and asked the man, "I just saw that woman take your car and money and left you standing there with your pants down. What's so funny?"
The man replied, "I just paid for the best blow jobs that I ever had with a bunch of counterfeit $20 bills, she just drove off in a car that I stole yesterday, and I'm standing here with my pants down because I got to take a shit."

 

[Kymberley]

lol and the other ending to that is he is a puny little man that the guy that stopped is not. Kinda like the nasty bastard in prison looking for a new little bitch.

Now who got fucked?

 

[jcgirl]

lol and the other ending to that is he is a puny little man that the guy that stopped is not. Kinda like the nasty bastard in prison looking for a new little bitch.

Now who got fucked?

Okay, I didnt understand this part

 

[Kymberley]

scrawny guy standing on the side of the road with his pants down and some big prison kinda guy looking for a new "bitch" pulls up...bend him over

 

[Chuckus]

> > > >> THE JAR
An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85 year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then It ried with my left hand, but still nothing. "Then I asked my wife for help.
> > > >> She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing.
"We even called up Earleen, the lady next door, and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor? The old man
replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried we still couldn't get the jar open

 

[GuyJD]

That was very funny, Chuck.

 

[Chuckus]

Thanks JD, I just thought it was kewl and funny.