Who gets Laid at the Car Show?

[JackLuis]

For many years I had the duty to represent my employer at Trade shows across the country. While I never violated my monogamy, there was more than plenty of opportunity.
So?

Who gets laid at the Car Show?

The Car Salesman or the Distributor, who everyone is courting?

and Who is the Layee?

and I guess since it is an electric car show,

we can make High Voltage, Vibrator's on the speed quadrant, jokes.

"How do you sell the car to a woman, son?" the Vice President of Marketing asked Lenard Smiley, the nephew of the VP of Finance.

Smiley thought, "High energy content battery technology, No."
He took the VP's hand and said expansively, " Welcome madam to the world of high performance dildos."

He looked up, from the expression on the VP's rapidly empurpling face, he must have got it wrong.

So fill in the blanks and paragraph.
Lay'er:
Layee:
Position:
Place of Consummation: ( should include the dash board and or sunroof)

Paragraph:

 

[Handley_Page]

The Carpet.

 

[JackLuis]

The Carpet.

Well when you look at the pictures, it's outside. Not very exciting.

Perhaps the Salesman in the back seat of his "ElectroCon" with the model who was hired to attract the reporters.


"The show floor was dark, well not dark, dark, just very dim as Homer Smiley was trieing to get his foot out of the glove box and not having much luck. Glory Higgins was hooking her bra and having a hard time because Homers knee kept bumping her breast as he fought to get his florshime out of the glove box that was just big enough to fit a package of condoms.
"Well that didn't feel all that electric, Mr. Smiley, but I liked it," she smiled and kissed Homer, which was hard because his head was under the rear seat, which they had unfastened to try to gain enough room for him to, well it didn't bear repeating, but Glory liked it so Homer thought if he could get out of the ElectroCon perhaps the large rip in his trousers which had happened when Glory had bent over and proved to him that she wasn't wearing any, wouldn't show if he left his shirt out on the way to his room.?

Sorry I've been reading Pratchett.

 

[Handley_Page]

Well when you look at the pictures, it's outside. Not very exciting.

Sorry I've been reading Pratchett.

There's seldom anything better to read.
Which one you reading ?

 

[JackLuis]

There's seldom anything better to read.
Which one you reading ?

Monstrous Regiment, Going Postal and now I'm on Pyramids. I was looking for one of the early books that describes Disc World. I wanted my wife to read it, get the feel of Ankh-Morpork, and then read Monstrous Regiment.

I think I gave The Color of Magic to a friend who was in the hospital, he found out whether DEATH speaks IN ALL CAPITALS, unfortunately.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Who cares?

 

[Handley_Page]

Who cares?

Either the Layee or perhaps the Reader.

I suggest Men at Arms. It's probably the most complete City story written (well, Guards, Guards, & Feet of Clay)