Who gave her the finger?

[shereads]

Those of you who follow USA fast-food scandals from afar with the same eagerness that we follow them on the nightly news while eating dinner, deserve to know that Wendy's restaurants didn't put a severed fingertip in their chili after all. The woman who claimed to have found it was arrested this week after being fingerprinted (I am not making this up) and has been charged with attempted grand larceny.

Question: Is there a source for fingertips that the rest of you know about, the way you knew about streaming music? I don't need one right now, but I hate being out of the loop.

 

[NoJo]

I cut off the tip of my thumb recently. I'm <insert adjective here> to say it's grown back.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Question: Is there a source for fingertips that the rest of you know about, the way you knew about streaming music? I don't need one right now, but I hate being out of the loop.

I've never tried to purchase one myself, for luckily I have yet to lose one of my originals. But I would wager that you can purchase one on eBay for a good price. I hear cyrogenic shipping can be pricy, but if you skip the optional insurance it's not to bad.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I cut off the tip of my thumb recently. I'm <insert adjective here> to say it's grown back.

So you're saying that you're a potentially limitless source of thumb-tips?

 

[NoJo]

So you're saying that you're a potentially limitless source of thumb-tips?

I'm a budding genius.

 

[Chynas Dick]

I sell fingertips. How much are you willing to pay?

 

[R. Richard]

Question: Is there a source for fingertips that the rest of you know about, the way you knew about streaming music? I don't need one right now, but I hate being out of the loop.

Shereads, with all due respect, I think this is one item you really would like to stay out of the loop on. There are likely to be some cutting remarks here.

 

[shereads]

I sell fingertips. How much are you willing to pay?

Forget it. The nauseating-things-in-my-soup blackmail ploy can't work now. Like boarding a commercial flight with shoes on, it took one idiot to ruin things for everyone.

 

[LadyJeanne]

I'm trying to imagine the scenario where she's just sitting around the house with this severed fingertip thinking, "Hmm, how can I make some money with this? Oh, I know..."

She's just a nice lady who's had a string of bad luck, says a family member.

 

[Blackie Malone]

I give this thread one thumb up.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Possible sources of a severed fingertip:

Undertaker, coroner, medical school student recently working on cadavers. It could be done. All you have to do is know the right people.

 

[Samandiriel]

What ever happened to the good old days of mice and rats found in your food?

 

[BlackShanglan]

She's just a nice lady who's had a string of bad luck, says a family member.

I saw a similar comment recently in a news story about a woman who murdered a child in her custody. Really.

I suppose it's just hard to believe that of someone you know and love.

 

[cantdog]

Whether you loved them or just knew them, one hardly likes to appear to have been totally taken in. By their seeming innocuous to you they make you out a sucker.

 

[shereads]

I'm skeptical about mouse-in-the-Pepsi stories, but the fingertip had credibility. Audacious, though not delicious.

Another amazing money-making ploy, but one that works and is apparently legal, is this website dedicated to Toby, a pet rabbit whose owner promises to kill and eat him if he doesn't receive $50,000. When this story ran on the nightly news last week, the rabbit's owner had taken in $20,000. A friend of Toby's confided that Toby is in no real danger, or I wouldn't post the link.

http://www.savetoby.com/

I wish I could believe I was too honest to pull scams like this, but the truth is I just didn't think of it.

Cute rabbit.

 

[SeaCat]

What ever happened to the good old days of mice and rats found in your food?

Read the labels. See that line that says Additives?

Cat

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

The mouse in the Pepsi bottle was patented by the MacKenzie Brothers, except that they used a beer bottle.

And just in passing, shereads, I should think that loose fingers would be a glut on the market.

Any time that I ride the bus, I can always count on seeing the bus driver cut off some poor motorist, and said motorist giving him the finger.

 

[CharleyH]

Those of you who follow USA fast-food scandals from afar with the same eagerness that we follow them on the nightly news while eating dinner, deserve to know that Wendy's restaurants didn't put a severed fingertip in their chili after all. The woman who claimed to have found it was arrested this week after being fingerprinted (I am not making this up) and has been charged with attempted grand larceny.

Question: Is there a source for fingertips that the rest of you know about, the way you knew about streaming music? I don't need one right now, but I hate being out of the loop.

Well no finger licking good, but hand looking mighty fine? :|

 

[CharleyH]

The mouse in the Pepsi bottle was patented by the MacKenzie Brothers, except that they used a beer bottle.

And just in passing, shereads, I should think that loose fingers would be a glut on the market.

Any time that I ride the bus, I can always count on seeing the bus driver cut off some poor motorist, and said motorist giving him the finger.

Well. after the bros, I was lost on the imaginary pissing, and I know it is me and WAY TOO MANY porn reviews. GOD, SEX IS DULL! But surprising

 

[minsue]

Well. after the bros, I was lost on the imaginary pissing, and I know it is me and WAY TOO MANY porn reviews. GOD, SEX IS DULL! But surprising

You're fun.

 

[shereads]

You're fun.

How can you people have fun when Toby's life is in danger? Only a few weeks remain before Lepus Interruptus.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

How can you people have fun when Toby's life is in danger? Only a few weeks remain before Lepus Interruptus.

I am terribly sorry, but TBS just spent a weekend constantly repeating "Jerry MCGuire" and I can no longer help myself!


Show Me The Bunny!​

 

[CharleyH]

How can you people have fun when Toby's life is in danger? Only a few weeks remain before Lepus Interruptus.

Is that like a disease? we should look out for? A WARNING for double latex? As for MIN, kiss me booty!

 

[CharleyH]

How can you people have fun when Toby's life is in danger? Only a few weeks remain before Lepus Interruptus.

Toby McGUIRE?(sp)

 

[shereads]

I am terribly sorry, but TBS just spent a weekend constantly repeating "Jerry MC

You had me at "I am te."