Who exactly are the Burt Bitches?

[IrezumiKiss]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/RfmLu6mMR_A/maxresdefault.jpg

Because he was the hot pancakes back in the day, so...some of y'all musta had his poster on the ceiling above your bed. 'Fess up.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Because he was the hot pancakes back in the day, so...some of y'all musta had his poster on the ceiling above your bed. 'Fess up.

My favorite Burt Reynolds....

https://media.giphy.com/media/Qw4X3FGwbHXZ0WZH1WU/giphy-facebook_s.jpg

 

[Jennifer]

My favorite Burt Reynolds....

https://media.giphy.com/media/Qw4X3FGwbHXZ0WZH1WU/giphy-facebook_s.jpg

This is when he was his hottest self.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Smokey & the Bandit was on this afternoon!

I love Burt and his bees.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Now I want to dig out Deliverance.

 

[Jennifer]

Now I want to dig out Deliverance.

Great movie, it makes my stomach hurt.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Smokey & the Bandit was on this afternoon!

I love Burt and his bees.

I have some Burt and his bees on my lips right now...sounds kinkier than it really is.

 

[lovetoread]

I have some Burt and his bees on my lips right now...sounds kinkier than it really is.

as long as none of it got into your eyes.

 

[doctor_insanus]

https://www.cryptozoic.com/sites/default/files/gallery/archer_12_auto_a15_burt_reynolds_a.jpg

 

[Disgustipated]

This is when he was his hottest self.

Burt, Norm, Turd(ex-Litster) or Colonel Sanders

 

[RoryN]

Great thing that never happened: Norm Macdonald had planned for Burt to make a surprise cameo on SNL, and punch Norm out during Celebrity Jeopardy! for portraying him as an idiot.

Burt would then have continued to play as himself...and given answers twice as dumb as Norm's.

 

[Bookishleigh]

as long as none of it got into your eyes.

Shit! NOW you tell me. I will have to remember to keep my eyes closed during my next Burt and his bees facial.

Great thing that never happened: Norm Macdonald had planned for Burt to make a surprise cameo on SNL, and punch Norm out during Celebrity Jeopardy! for portraying him as an idiot.

Burt would then have continued to play as himself...and given answers twice as dumb as Norm's.

I have to admit one of my favorite moments was Will Ferrell playing Janet Reno and Janet Reno appearing. Burt showing up to face Norm might have topped this.

 

[Pookie]

as long as none of it got into your eyes.

That's a big 10-4, good buddy.

 

[Jennifer]

Burt, Norm, Turd(ex-Litster) or Colonel Sanders

Norm. I loved the way he chewed that gum.

 

[butters]

''Take off your hat. If you want''

he looked better in his hat, to be fair.

 

[Adre]

Great movie, it makes my stomach hurt.

That's not where it hurts me.

 

[Fata Morgana]

That's not where it hurts me.

Squeal like a pig, Andrex.