Who else is incredibly horny right now?

Betticus

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Seriously. If I were any hornier right now I think I'd be out howling at the moon. And before some genius suggests it I already tried masturbating. I couldn't orgasm. It's been days, mostly a timing problem and I just had to go to work and blah, blah... etc... excuses for not doing it.

So anyone that knows me also knows that I leak precum when I get horny. So now to just add to the misery of not being able to cum I am also wet. Fuck! I did get some quite stunning pics though and one of them captured the precum quite nicely. I was proud of them but since I took them just for one person I can't share. Sorry kids but I promised. I can tease though. The new digital camera is evil.

Where the fuck was I?

Oh yeah, horny. So since I was horny I was thinking about sex. Specifically the doggy style sex. There is something about being behind a woman while you are fucking her that is just special. You can grab her hips and just use your whole body. Thrust into her while lifting and pulling back on her with your hands. Really get your strength into it and pull her with your back and shoulders, just lift her and thrust into her like you were trying to hurt her. It is so damn nice to fuck a woman that enjoys/needs an incredibly vicious, hard fuck like that. I can't really describe the feeling but it is incredible.

How is everyone else this morning? What's for breakfast?
 
Betticus said:
How is everyone else this morning? What's for breakfast?

I am getting ready for bed as it's almost 1 am here. Strangely, I was not feeling very horny today.

I have to go get my car lock fixed. Some little shits decided that it would be a great idea to steal my wheels in the middle of the night. They made off with one before they were spotted and quickly drove off. They also tried to break in, but wound up just jamming my lock. So I have to go into the car through the passenger door, and it's getting pretty annoying.
 
so this is what the cafe looks like...

well since i'm in an LDR, i'm pretty much always horny :p

She'll be here in just over 2 weeks so things are getting worse until she arrives and we can both work things out :)

One thing I feel a bit bad about with our LDR is that when she is here, the first thing i want to do is jump her bones. Vanilla, D/s, whatever, I don't care i just wanna jump her right then and there.

It makes me feel a bit out of control of myself, which of course I don't like. I also think it makes it look like all I want from her is sex, which is far from the truth. It's just all I want from her in the first hour or so she gets here :p

Meanwhile shes coming off of 18-20 hours of travel and usually a day of work before that. So all she wants is a cigarette and a nap.
 
Betticus said:

Where the fuck was I?

Oh yeah, horny. So since I was horny I was thinking about sex. Specifically the doggy style sex. There is something about being behind a woman while you are fucking her that is just special. You can grab her hips and just use your whole body. Thrust into her while lifting and pulling back on her with your hands. Really get your strength into it and pull her with your back and shoulders, just lift her and thrust into her like you were trying to hurt her. It is so damn nice to fuck a woman that enjoys/needs an incredibly vicious, hard fuck like that. I can't really describe the feeling but it is incredible.

How is everyone else this morning? What's for breakfast?

Just home from work, hope your asleep and satified by now :)

I LOVE your description of doggy style, but then I love vicious, hard sex. The thought of being slammed into and held so I can't move..
Damn I am horny now...
 
Betticus said:
Seriously. If I were any hornier right now I think I'd be out howling at the moon. And before some genius suggests it I already tried masturbating. I couldn't orgasm. It's been days, mostly a timing problem and I just had to go to work and blah, blah... etc... excuses for not doing it.

So anyone that knows me also knows that I leak precum when I get horny. So now to just add to the misery of not being able to cum I am also wet. Fuck! I did get some quite stunning pics though and one of them captured the precum quite nicely. I was proud of them but since I took them just for one person I can't share. Sorry kids but I promised. I can tease though. The new digital camera is evil.

Where the fuck was I?

Oh yeah, horny. So since I was horny I was thinking about sex. Specifically the doggy style sex. There is something about being behind a woman while you are fucking her that is just special. You can grab her hips and just use your whole body. Thrust into her while lifting and pulling back on her with your hands. Really get your strength into it and pull her with your back and shoulders, just lift her and thrust into her like you were trying to hurt her. It is so damn nice to fuck a woman that enjoys/needs an incredibly vicious, hard fuck like that. I can't really describe the feeling but it is incredible.

How is everyone else this morning? What's for breakfast?

The dreaded double post. DAMN
 
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Well, it's hours later and I couldn't cum. Got hardly any sleep, just tossed and turned. Got bored and did some of those Pilates breathing exercises and rediscovered that muscle that makes your nuts retract up against your abdominals. That was fun for a few minutes. Drank some water, I think the fluid loss from leaking precum is dehydrating me.

I also thought about sex a lot. All kinds of sex. Hard, rough pile driving sex.
 
If you can't sleep, get into a comfortable position and focus on relaxing every muscle in your body one by one, starting at your head and moving down.
 
Myst said:
If you can't sleep, get into a comfortable position and focus on relaxing every muscle in your body one by one, starting at your head and moving down.

I do this when I have problems sleeping. Sometimes, I still can't, because my brain won't quiet down enough. But, it does usually help by the time I reach my lower back.
 
You know, I'm incredibly horny as well. I'm aware that, being female, this does not present nearly as much of an anatomical problem so I can't say with complete honesty that I know how you feel. But it's still a definite problem; it's at the point where each time I see an attractive person I feel the need to stare shamelessly and, should I make eye contact with them, my entire lower torso instinctively contracts and begins to prepare for sexual activity.

I'm also troubled because I'm at the point where my fantasies are becoming absurdly kinky. It's a little terrifying.

Other than that, I'm actually doing great. Met up with an old friend today, whom I haven't seen since middle school. We had lunch and it was just like old times. Nice perk in the middle of a long, dull week of classes.
 
Myst said:
Is this like saying "Hey, you're cool...... NOT!" ?

Naaaaah... Betticus is totally cool. I just should have known not to open that thread. I said that totally tongue in cheek.

Betticus starts out slowly, then really drives it home what he wants to do. I can't tear my eyes away. I should have just known it was better to keep it closed until I could take care of the now high level of horniess that resulted from reading his first post. My fault for opening it.
 
We seem to be in this state at least 95% of the time no matter how much we strive to satisfy the urge....just seems to get more though sometimes we get a short period of time when it is bearable. He has been caught out more than once having to try and hide the physical evidence, and I also have those embarrassing moments when wetness runs down my legs...okay with a long skirt and if I keep moving, but hugely embarrassing in public with a shorter skirt on......also makes for soggy shoes. :(

Catalina:rose:
 
catalina_francisco said:
We seem to be in this state at least 95% of the time no matter how much we strive to satisfy the urge....just seems to get more though sometimes we get a short period of time when it is bearable. He has been caught out more than once having to try and hide the physical evidence, and I also have those embarrassing moments when wetness runs down my legs...okay with a long skirt and if I keep moving, but hugely embarrassing in public with a shorter skirt on......also makes for soggy shoes. :(

Catalina:rose:

I've gone from a fairly long dry spell (one of the reasosn I split Lit, it made me too horny LOL) to a fair amount of activity lately

I've found that when I go a few months without it sort of turns in to a dull background ache & isn't too bad

But once I am GETTING it....DAMN!
I want it ALL the time LOL

That's probably where the 95% number comes in for you 2 lol
 
James G 5 said:
I've gone from a fairly long dry spell (one of the reasosn I split Lit, it made me too horny LOL) to a fair amount of activity lately

I've found that when I go a few months without it sort of turns in to a dull background ache & isn't too bad

But once I am GETTING it....DAMN!
I want it ALL the time LOL

That's probably where the 95% number comes in for you 2 lol

LOL, don't know about him, though suspect like me it has always been a problem even during those dry spells. Has driven me to do some fairly stupid or risky things at times. I do find the upside is it does provide an edge to most other things I do which increases my motivation and attention to detail, not to mention energy overall.

Catalina :rose:
 
proserpine said:
i suspect you will sleep better tonight.

I did. The tension had built up though and when I finally managed to orgasm I got hit with an intense headache for a couple of minutes. Then all the tension released and I relaxed and just panted for a while. I had to just lay there naked and cool off and breathe.

:rose:
 
SkyBluAngelEyes said:
Naaaaah... Betticus is totally cool. I just should have known not to open that thread. I said that totally tongue in cheek.

Betticus starts out slowly, then really drives it home what he wants to do. I can't tear my eyes away. I should have just known it was better to keep it closed until I could take care of the now high level of horniess that resulted from reading his first post. My fault for opening it.

It sounds like you need to be thrown against the wall and fucked hard.
 
Betticus said:
It sounds like you need to be thrown against the wall and fucked hard.


You have no idea just how right you are!

The ass whipping, hair pulling, doggy piling driving kind of sex that makes me curl my toes and cum all night.
 
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