Who else is happy Keroin came back?

Not me. Curling curling curling, and she fucking wrecked my plane.
 
You wrecked my boat first. Fucker.

...I had a good dramatic purpose for doing so.

Besides, if you had kept your insurance current it wouldn't have been such a big deal.
 
...I had a good dramatic purpose for doing so.

Besides, if you had kept your insurance current it wouldn't have been such a big deal.

And if you'd kept the one-eyed redneck away from me, you wouldn't be in this mess.
 
And if you'd kept the one-eyed redneck away from me, you wouldn't be in this mess.

If you didn't run after the first man to produce a fresh donut I wouldn't be in this mess either.
 
i enjoy watching curling.

Not a crime in and of itself.

(At least not yet.)

But driving a pickup into somebody's brand-new (used) Cessna 172 is.

(Maybe not in Tennessee, though. I'll have to check.)

ETA: So is inciting a 'bendy straw/straight straw' riot, in some localities.
 
If you didn't run after the first man to produce a fresh donut I wouldn't be in this mess either.

Mmmm, donuts...

i enjoy watching curling.

You're in the club!

Not a crime in and of itself.

(At least not yet.)

But driving a pickup into somebody's brand-new (used) Cessna 172 is.

(Maybe not in Tennessee, though. I'll have to check.)

ETA: So is inciting a 'bendy straw/straight straw' riot, in some localities.

Bendy.

Just sayin'
 
Buncha damn savages in this thread.

I actually looked it up on wikipedia. Needless to say after fifteen minutes of staring at the article, I still don't get it. Something about flinging rocks.

I'm editing this article to refer to weightlifting.
 
Yeah, K is a neat babe, however, when she visited here last year, cupcakes were high on her agenda!
 
I love to watch curling, it's like billiards, which I cold play sometime. Why are we talking about curling when nobody knows what it is?

And I think this thread is a ridiculous, WD is so crushing on K.
 
Curling is a sport where the object is to eat bonbons with the most finesse while draped across a posh settee wearing a full length formal dress as a man of swarthy descent and exotic accent rubs scented oils into your feet.
 
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