who else hates Ally McBeal?

[Problem Child]

Personally, I wish she'd just hurry up and choke on a chicken bone. That show makes me retch.

And what brain surgeon invented uni-sex bathrooms anyway? When I'm takin' a big ol' dump I like to fart proudly.

Lawyers...hmmmph. But that Jane gal with the polish last name is cute as fuck. I wonder if she takes it in the back door.

*sigh*

 

[bluntforcemama]

I hate her, I think she gives women a bad name in general. It isn't about her being so thin, either. It's all about her stupid attitude and constantly meandering after men that are shits. Christ, I hate the fact that she is a woman. I wish she was a dog or something, maybe a fish.

 

[Problem Child]

and she's so fucking whiny...always with the pouty frickin' face.

she needs a rectal probe with an eggbeater.

 

[Laurel]

I've never seen that show. Yep, I'm culturally ignorant.

An eggbeater? That's makes for a nasty mental image.

 

[Siren]

Shes such a twit and a lousy lawyer

 

[Starfish]

I hate this show too. It plainly must be because I hate bad acting, poor plots, illogical intrestes, and poorly delivered 'jokes'.

This is the most pathetic show on television.
Oh wait, are we talking about that inane show, or the person who plays Ally McBeal???
You know....

"Calista "lost me in the sheets" Flockheart......Where are you anyway? I can't see you anymore, you've become so thin and transparant that I can only see your desk.. What's that? Oh, you know.. that place where you do work. You know! Your desk... Yes.. that thing.. that thing you only use to imagine yourself making out with some unattainable guy you've fixated upon in a pathetic manner, so much so that it consumes your mind and whole self, making you forget to watch where you are walking....OH ooooops..... there you go falling into the trash can... HA HA. You are so talented. Do you think you'll be starring in any significant films or shows in the future. I hope not, because man you could really ruin a film. Either way, who gives a fuck, really?"


(I needed to make some changes, so I came back to add the above exerpt from my new book... "Ridiculous, talentless celebrities.....Who gives a rat's ass?")


Here is more from that book..

"George "Can't act for shit" Clooney.... Just cause your momma was a fine singer, doesn't mean you are a fine "fake" doctor/vampire hunter. But honestly, no really, you are "touching"... Or more like.... Not worth a rat's......"


Packed full of excitement, this book is really fucking useless.

 

[Problem Child]

I've never seen that show. Yep, I'm culturally ignorant.

An eggbeater? That's makes for a nasty mental image.

Laurel ur so cool.im glad ur r boss here at lit.

 

[Laurel]

Laurel ur so cool.im glad ur r boss here at lit.

thanx.wanna fuk?

 

[Problem Child]

yes i woud lik to mak love to you.i will bring conmdoms so we r safe.

 

[TygerEyez]

I would hate her.. that is if the actual thought wasn't so heavy that it would crush her like a bug.

Nah... I just pity her. She's created such a stupid premise for herself. Like David Duchovny, she'll only be known for this role... pathetic though it may be.

 

[*Lazer*]

I think the show would be vastly improved if they showed her sucking a big cock instead of her fingers all teh time.

 

[lobito]

I think the show would be vastly improved if they showed her sucking a big cock instead of her fingers all teh time.

or at the very least Lucy Liu with a strap-on...