Who else cant stand their mother-in-law?
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Mystery Man
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Well when I get married you'll be the first to know how much I love/hate my future mother in law, ok? 
KillerMuffin
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Sorry, Siren. I have the mother-in-law. The Stud, on the other hand, has the mother-in-law from hell and beyond. She's the demon bitch incarnate with the perpetual pout and teeniebopper wardrobe. Grown men cower before her frightening countenance, or more intelligently running screaming in complete fright. The Stud's secret weapon? I'm on his side, not hers.
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lilfrk
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I don't have the mother in law from hell. I have the father in law from hell. His name for me..."The Fuckin' Bitch". That has been my name since I was 15 and I'm almost 29 now. He even calls me that to my face. He's a lovely man.
Siren, If I hurt him will you represent me at my trail...Please?
Siren, If I hurt him will you represent me at my trail...Please?
Debbie
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My mother in law lives with us... it isn't hell but it isn't always a lot of fun either. Privacy?
Shame on you, what a dirty word!
Now my hubby is lucky, he has never met my mother and I am quite happy to keep it that way.
(No big mystery, sadly she just isn't all there and it is emotionally easier for me to keep a lot of distance between us)
But if you have the mother in law from hell then you have my greatest sympathies.
Shame on you, what a dirty word!
Now my hubby is lucky, he has never met my mother and I am quite happy to keep it that way.
(No big mystery, sadly she just isn't all there and it is emotionally easier for me to keep a lot of distance between us)
But if you have the mother in law from hell then you have my greatest sympathies.
Elizabeth
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I can't stand my MIL. I could be here all night telling stories but I won't bore you. She does tell me I am going to hell just about every time she sees me (she really dilikes my choice of religon). Also she constantly tries to undermind our parenting. Grrrrr.. I can't even stand the thought of her.
Isolde
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Re: GET OUT Isolde.....OUTTT !!!!!!!!!
*Pouts and walks out of the thread, kicking the ground*
Awww! I never get to have any fun!
Siren said:I dont want any touchie feelie
"I love my mom-in-law" stories..........
I want to hear about that bitch of a mother-in-law stories............
*Pouts and walks out of the thread, kicking the ground*
Awww! I never get to have any fun!
I made the mistake once of telling my wife before we were married, that I could see how she could turn into her Mother, becasue of something she did or said to me. ONCE!
As much as she hated hearing me say that, she also told me that she didn't want that to happen. Even she can admit that her Mom is evil.
As much as she hated hearing me say that, she also told me that she didn't want that to happen. Even she can admit that her Mom is evil.
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Mine drives me insane, but I still love her
She's a penny-pincher and I'm sure thinks I'm totally frivolous and wasteful.
When she visits, I feel like we all have to huddle under the one single light bulb she allows on in the house. Seriously, she goes around turning them all off! Drives me insane!
Last time she was here, I mentioned that I wanted to go get my two-year old twins' hair cut. OMG - what a mistake. After I got out of the shower one day I found her with the kitchen shears cutting the beautiful curls off of my girls. Ack!
You know what she said, amidst the hair on the floor and the very choppy hair cuts on my babies? See, I just saved you $30!
Ruby
She's a penny-pincher and I'm sure thinks I'm totally frivolous and wasteful.
When she visits, I feel like we all have to huddle under the one single light bulb she allows on in the house. Seriously, she goes around turning them all off! Drives me insane!
Last time she was here, I mentioned that I wanted to go get my two-year old twins' hair cut. OMG - what a mistake. After I got out of the shower one day I found her with the kitchen shears cutting the beautiful curls off of my girls. Ack!
You know what she said, amidst the hair on the floor and the very choppy hair cuts on my babies? See, I just saved you $30!
Ruby
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I guess she can't really be considered my mother in law, but my ex boyfriend's Mother was the psycho bitch from hell.
She would come to our house to visit for a week every so often and totally re-arrange the entire thing. My house would be completely spotless and she would manage to find one speck of dust somewhere and declare my housekeeping skills to be non-exsistant.
She would go through the fridge and throw out the things she didn't like (Which was usually everything) bitch about the food I cooked, and tell me why I should buy whole milk instead of 2%.
She hated the way my kitchen was set up and whenever she left to go back home it would take me two months to figure out where she put everything.
She didn't like how I dressed, she hated my hair and she said my car and decorating skills were too flashy.
When I broke up with her son, she suddenly thought I was the best girlfriend he'd ever had.
Go figure
She would come to our house to visit for a week every so often and totally re-arrange the entire thing. My house would be completely spotless and she would manage to find one speck of dust somewhere and declare my housekeeping skills to be non-exsistant.
She would go through the fridge and throw out the things she didn't like (Which was usually everything) bitch about the food I cooked, and tell me why I should buy whole milk instead of 2%.
She hated the way my kitchen was set up and whenever she left to go back home it would take me two months to figure out where she put everything.
She didn't like how I dressed, she hated my hair and she said my car and decorating skills were too flashy.
When I broke up with her son, she suddenly thought I was the best girlfriend he'd ever had.
Go figure
Elizabeth
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\Angel said:
When I broke up with her son, she suddenly thought I was the best girlfriend he'd ever had.
Go figure
Wow! The same thing happened with my DH's ex! This pathetic excuse for a human should, in my MIL's opinion, be coddled and treated with all the TLC I can muster. She walked out when her children were 18 mos and 3 mos old. Couldn't handle them as little babies. Well, guess what. They are 7 and 8 now and their mother still never sees them, never calls them, nothing. But my MIL believes she has mental issues and that DH and I should be more understanding. Yeah right. This pig sits in her parents living room all day collecting SSI for God only knows what and has zero to do with her kids. The funny thing is that my MIL use to tell everyone that this woman was a total slime, ect. Now she treats her like fine china??? I fucking HATE my MIL. Thank God, my DH can't stand her either.
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Dear Siren,
Please feel free to pm me regarding my mother-in-law. She is an unholy bitch who has taken the time to let my wonderful husband know that she is not excited about our child at all-and instead will be focusing all her love and attention on his sister( who is really pissed at her for this). My mil is a subhuman troll who has criticized me since she met me in 1989-everything I have ever done is all wrong-she hates the way I care for her son. My mil has demoted my husband to her least favorite child because of his relationship with me-she talks to me like I am a servant, and is rude to my son. She openly gossips about me-and has no pictures of our family-instead she displays a photo of my husband's ex girlfriend. The baby comment may be the final line-my husband has broken off all contact with her due to it.
Luckily we have his sibling support and understanding but she is a psycho-she calls and hangs up if I answer, she is utterly ill bred and very rude. She punched my little sister in the eye at our wedding during the bouquet grab-we had it on video-she aimed for her. My first Xmas gift from her was an irregular xxxlarge slip with the price tags still on and a pair of gloves she had recieved the year prior that she thought were tacky. A decade later she gave me a 5 pound container of peanut butter. She has called me names, made me cry and generally attempted to rid me from my husband's life. My husband sees all this and we have a great therapist, and luckily his sister and I are great friends and he is close with his brother. Otherwise I would be ripping my hair out all the time. Did I mention that she lives 10 minutes away?
There tht should do for a nice vent-ahhh thank you Siren I feel so much better. Just remember that sometimes the most hellacious demons spawn the angels that are our husbands.
Please feel free to pm me regarding my mother-in-law. She is an unholy bitch who has taken the time to let my wonderful husband know that she is not excited about our child at all-and instead will be focusing all her love and attention on his sister( who is really pissed at her for this). My mil is a subhuman troll who has criticized me since she met me in 1989-everything I have ever done is all wrong-she hates the way I care for her son. My mil has demoted my husband to her least favorite child because of his relationship with me-she talks to me like I am a servant, and is rude to my son. She openly gossips about me-and has no pictures of our family-instead she displays a photo of my husband's ex girlfriend. The baby comment may be the final line-my husband has broken off all contact with her due to it.
Luckily we have his sibling support and understanding but she is a psycho-she calls and hangs up if I answer, she is utterly ill bred and very rude. She punched my little sister in the eye at our wedding during the bouquet grab-we had it on video-she aimed for her. My first Xmas gift from her was an irregular xxxlarge slip with the price tags still on and a pair of gloves she had recieved the year prior that she thought were tacky. A decade later she gave me a 5 pound container of peanut butter. She has called me names, made me cry and generally attempted to rid me from my husband's life. My husband sees all this and we have a great therapist, and luckily his sister and I are great friends and he is close with his brother. Otherwise I would be ripping my hair out all the time. Did I mention that she lives 10 minutes away?
There tht should do for a nice vent-ahhh thank you Siren I feel so much better. Just remember that sometimes the most hellacious demons spawn the angels that are our husbands.
naudiz
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My soon to be MIL is a sweet lady. She's nice, soft-spoken, and she wants so much for us to be friends. You'd think I'd adore her to pieces.
The woman drives me up the wall.
She's so flaky she stays crunchy in milk. She also doesn't understand the concept of personal space. At least she doesn't drop in unannounced at 6 a.m. anymore.
She's very helpful, but when you say no thanks to her help, she doesn't seem to understand that this means no. So she'll keep trying to help, and you have to actively make sure she doesn't 'help' when you aren't looking. Having a chronic illness is annoying to begin with, but the unending stream of advice coming from her is going to turn me into a psychopath.
No, this tea won't make me feel better. Neither will that new age crystal therapy. You know what will make me feel better? A CURE! Biomagnetic pads are not a cure. Thank you, and play again soon.
That she has this really soft, kind of high-pitched voice that grates right to my last good nerve doesn't help matters.
Sometimes, I wish she was a bitch. If she was mean, jealous, petty, and rude at least I wouldn't feel bad about being irritated, but every time she annoys me, I get the double whammy of guilt because it's like kicking a dog. She's just so *sweet* but it's a cloying kind of sweetness that rubs me the wrong way.
Of course, my mother is perfect: pragmatic, intelligent, sarcastically witty, and a veritable font of common sense. I'm flattered when my fiance says I'm just like her.
The woman drives me up the wall.
She's so flaky she stays crunchy in milk. She also doesn't understand the concept of personal space. At least she doesn't drop in unannounced at 6 a.m. anymore.
She's very helpful, but when you say no thanks to her help, she doesn't seem to understand that this means no. So she'll keep trying to help, and you have to actively make sure she doesn't 'help' when you aren't looking. Having a chronic illness is annoying to begin with, but the unending stream of advice coming from her is going to turn me into a psychopath.
No, this tea won't make me feel better. Neither will that new age crystal therapy. You know what will make me feel better? A CURE! Biomagnetic pads are not a cure. Thank you, and play again soon.
That she has this really soft, kind of high-pitched voice that grates right to my last good nerve doesn't help matters.
Sometimes, I wish she was a bitch. If she was mean, jealous, petty, and rude at least I wouldn't feel bad about being irritated, but every time she annoys me, I get the double whammy of guilt because it's like kicking a dog. She's just so *sweet* but it's a cloying kind of sweetness that rubs me the wrong way.
Of course, my mother is perfect: pragmatic, intelligent, sarcastically witty, and a veritable font of common sense. I'm flattered when my fiance says I'm just like her.
